The End of Funimation - Cucked to Death by Crunchyroll

I know Crunchyroll said they're working on getting the Funimation digital copies transferred to Crunchyroll, but does anyone still have access to them on the Funimation site? Their recent releases have digital copies, so I wonder if older digital codes will be able to be redeemed or not.
 
ADV were shit too. ADV was how cunts like Monica Rial got their foot in the door. ADV gave us literal faggots like their former script writer Steven Foster, who completely rewrote dub scripts based on what he thought was funny or clever. It's because of Foster and ADV we get hacked together meme scripts like Ghost Stories where they lie to everyone's faces about "Japan letting them rewrite the dub because something something it bombed originally even though it didn't".

Yeah, yeah "hurr it's funny it has charm". This shit was only funny if you never watched an episode of South Park.

ADV is Sentai filmworks
Bandai is still around
4 Kids is under a different name and is part of Konami

Stuff like Central Park Media and Geneon/Pioneer went legitimately bankrupt. the mid to late 2000's marked a big trend in anime churning out crap so that's what killed them.
Bandai Entertainment died 10 years ago. This should be evident by how their titles (like anything made by Sunrise) are now distributed by various other publishers (Right Stuff, Discotek).

And Central Park Media died because they never kept up on bidding for then-red hot shows (i.e. FMA, Wolf's Rain, etc), instead just re-releasing old shit no one in the early 2000s had any affinity for, and in 2006 had a loan recalled when their lender was bought by BoA, forcing them to enter into ch. 11 bankruptcy and terminating most if not all of their licenses (they went ch. 7 in 2009). Geneon died due to factors like over bidding on shows that were still production and never seeing a return on them, leading to tons of unsold inventory sitting in warehouses and pissing off retailers.
 
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ADV were shit too. ADV was how cunts like Monica Rial got their foot in the door. ADV gave us literal faggots like their former script writer Steven Foster, who completely rewrote dub scripts based on what he thought was funny or clever. It's because of Foster and ADV we get hacked together meme scripts like Ghost Stories where they lie to everyone's faces about "Japan letting them rewrite the dub because something something it bombed originally even though it didn't".

Yeah, yeah "hurr it's funny it has charm". This shit was only funny if you never watched an episode of South Park.


Bandai Entertainment died 10 years ago. This should be evident by how their titles (like anything made by Sunrise) are now distributed by various other publishers (Right Stuff, Discotek).

And Central Park Media died because they never kept up on bidding for then-red hot shows (i.e. FMA, Wolf's Rain, etc), instead just re-releasing old shit no one in the early 2000s had any affinity for, and in 2006 had a loan recalled when their lender was bought by BoA, forcing them to enter into ch. 11 bankruptcy and terminating most if not all of their licenses (they went ch. 7 in 2009). Geneon died due to factors like over bidding on shows that were still production and never seeing a return on them, leading to tons of unsold inventory sitting in warehouses and pissing off retailers.

Reminder that according to Greg Ayres, they were booed when they premiered the dub at Otakon and that it beat Fullmetal Alchemist for Dub of the Year in some anime publication at the time.
 

Reminder that according to Greg Ayres, they were booed when they premiered the dub at Otakon and that it beat Fullmetal Alchemist for Dub of the Year in some anime publication at the time.
Ghost Stories dub is a forced meme. No one likes watching it. Anyone who tells you they watched it and enjoyed it outside of YouTube compilations is a liar.
 
Ghost Stories dub is a forced meme. No one likes watching it. Anyone who tells you they watched it and enjoyed it outside of YouTube compilations is a liar.
Most of the humor references the culture and politics from when Bush Jr was still in office. Even if you understand the humor it's outdated anyway.
 
Ghost Stories dub is a forced meme. No one likes watching it. Anyone who tells you they watched it and enjoyed it outside of YouTube compilations is a liar.
And Mama didn't raise me to be a liar. Ghost Stories is great with another person or two (I don't drink, so I imagine watching it with drinking buddies is the best way to do it). The less they know about the dub, the better it blindsides them. YouTube compilations don't even have everything the dub has to offer.

ADV gave us literal faggots like their former script writer Steven Foster, who completely rewrote dub scripts based on what he thought was funny or clever
He worked better as an ADR director on shows where he didn't have anything to do with the script. One such example is Cromartie High School, which is based both subbed and dubbed. Treasure it always.
 
Their Graphics Vision manga was first attempt at doing manga. Which they very quickly pull the plug on it after a few months. Few years later restarted doing manga in the unflipped tankobon format. Which ADV had been doing right to up when the company was closed.
I remember the last volume of the Chrono Crusade manga had a dip in quality, to where the artwork looked blurrier than earlier volumes, that was 2006, I wonder if times were already getting tough for them.

I remember they just stopped in the middle of publishing Yotsub&.

ADV had experimented with streaming back in iirc 05-06. They had promoted it at Anime Expo that year otherwise I wouldn't have known they done it. But in 2007-08 nothing have been mentioned of it. Point of reference Netflix didn't start streaming until 2007.
I often forget that I was streaming Netflix movies as far back as 2008 until they changed to Microsoft Silverlight which ruined the picture quality and I've not been a Netflix subscriber since like 2010.

ADV were shit too. ADV was how cunts like Monica Rial got their foot in the door. ADV gave us literal faggots like their former script writer Steven Foster, who completely rewrote dub scripts based on what he thought was funny or clever. It's because of Foster and ADV we get hacked together meme scripts like Ghost Stories where they lie to everyone's faces about "Japan letting them rewrite the dub because something something it bombed originally even though it didn't".

Yeah, yeah "hurr it's funny it has charm". This shit was only funny if you never watched an episode of South Park.
Aww, come on now, yes maybe they went a little too far with Ghost Stories, but they did include a faithful sub track if the dub wasn't your cup of tea.

As I said before they were obviously chasing the South Park audience, of which Ghost Stories was probably their most obvious attempt, but I liked when these companies had more of an identity of which ADV had the strongest.

What sucks is had they had managed to get Gurren Lagann dvds off the ground it could have saved the company, but alas, I'm sure the money they wasted trying to get an Evangelion movie made didn't help either.

Bandai Entertainment died 10 years ago. This should be evident by how their titles (like anything made by Sunrise) are now distributed by various other publishers (Right Stuff, Discotek).

And Central Park Media died because they never kept up on bidding for then-red hot shows (i.e. FMA, Wolf's Rain, etc), instead just re-releasing old shit no one in the early 2000s had any affinity for, and in 2006 had a loan recalled when their lender was bought by BoA, forcing them to enter into ch. 11 bankruptcy and terminating most if not all of their licenses (they went ch. 7 in 2009). Geneon died due to factors like over bidding on shows that were still production and never seeing a return on them, leading to tons of unsold inventory sitting in warehouses and pissing off retailers.
What killed Central Park Media is they very much released anime for the ponytail and fanny pack "comic book guy" style male nerd crowd, as stuff that was popular with female audiences started to be where the money was, I believe John O'Donnell himself said he had no idea how to appeal to the tastes of teenage girls and that was that.

Ghost Stories dub is a forced meme. No one likes watching it. Anyone who tells you they watched it and enjoyed it outside of YouTube compilations is a liar.
I confess I haven't watched the whole thing yet, but I think it's a funny idea.

Most of the humor references the culture and politics from when Bush Jr was still in office. Even if you understand the humor it's outdated anyway.
To me that would just add to the charm.

And Mama didn't raise me to be a liar. Ghost Stories is great with another person or two (I don't drink, so I imagine watching it with drinking buddies is the best way to do it). The less they know about the dub, the better it blindsides them. YouTube compilations don't even have everything the dub has to offer.


He worked better as an ADR director on shows where he didn't have anything to do with the script. One such example is Cromartie High School, which is based both subbed and dubbed. Treasure it always.
Cromartie High School is one of the times they nailed it best, shame ADV's decline was not long after.

On a side note, I sure love waxing nostalgic with all you old weebs here.:semperfidelis:
 
ADV were shit too. ADV was how cunts like Monica Rial got their foot in the door. ADV gave us literal faggots like their former script writer Steven Foster, who completely rewrote dub scripts based on what he thought was funny or clever. It's because of Foster and ADV we get hacked together meme scripts like Ghost Stories where they lie to everyone's faces about "Japan letting them rewrite the dub because something something it bombed originally even though it didn't".

Yeah, yeah "hurr it's funny it has charm". This shit was only funny if you never watched an episode of South Park.


Bandai Entertainment died 10 years ago. This should be evident by how their titles (like anything made by Sunrise) are now distributed by various other publishers (Right Stuff, Discotek).

And Central Park Media died because they never kept up on bidding for then-red hot shows (i.e. FMA, Wolf's Rain, etc), instead just re-releasing old shit no one in the early 2000s had any affinity for, and in 2006 had a loan recalled when their lender was bought by BoA, forcing them to enter into ch. 11 bankruptcy and terminating most if not all of their licenses (they went ch. 7 in 2009). Geneon died due to factors like over bidding on shows that were still production and never seeing a return on them, leading to tons of unsold inventory sitting in warehouses and pissing off retailers.
I recall there being a dig on Vic in the Ghost Stories dub, which given how tight the VAs were if General Gunther's video is any indication, shouldn't be a surprise. "More like Vic McDisgusting!" or some lame-ass crap like that.
 
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I recall there being a dig on Vic in the Ghost Stories dub, which given how tight the VAs were if General Gunther's video is any indication, shouldn't be a surprise. "More like Vic McDisgusting!" or some lame-ass crap like that.
They were teasing the fact he had dated Hilary Haag at the time, think it was in the episode where Vic voiced the ghost painter. Think a lot of the voice-actors took jabs at each other in the dub anyway, the digs at Vic just stand out as much more harsh in hindsight these days,
 
I recall there being a dig on Vic in the Ghost Stories dub, which given how tight the VAs were if General Gunther's video is any indication, shouldn't be a surprise. "More like Vic McDisgusting!" or some lame-ass crap like that.
They were teasing the fact he had dated Hilary Haag at the time, think it was in the episode where Vic voiced the ghost painter. Think a lot of the voice-actors took jabs at each other in the dub anyway, the digs at Vic just stand out as much more harsh in hindsight these days,
Chris Patton's character said "It's Full Metal Disgusting is what that is!" I forgot the context.

Vic was also credited as "Obi Frostips".
 
As we are watching Funimation's days countdown, can we appreciate that Funimation's former in-house legal counsel and self-stylized pirate hunter, Evan Stone, is going to have to watch his former place of business succumb to a former pirate site?
Isn't that funny?
Oh don't forget Kermit the Frog aka Daniel Volney, Funimation's legal rep who they chose to bail them outta this shitshow they dug themselves into! Speaking of Volney, now that Fuckimation's going down, I wonder how he'll get his money. Will he have to pull out his gun and shake them down Stewie Griffin style?
 
Oh don't forget Kermit the Frog aka Daniel Volney, Funimation's legal rep who they chose to bail them outta this shitshow they dug themselves into! Speaking of Volney, now that Fuckimation's going down, I wonder how he'll get his money. Will he have to pull out his gun and shake them down Stewie Griffin style?
It's funny that John Volney's profile on his lawfirm's website proudly highlights that he defended "an international media company from defamation claims in state court"
What good is that claim when the company is breathing its final breaths, John?
 
It's funny that John Volney's profile on his lawfirm's website proudly highlights that he defended "an international media company from defamation claims in state court"
https://www.lynnllp.com/lawyers/john-volney https://archive.ph/25WaM What good is that claim when the company is breathing its final breaths, John?
If you'd defended Sony itself by name, you'd name that. If you'd defended fucking MONSANTO, you'd name that. He can't have thought much of Funimation's reputation if he thought a vague mildly exaggerated description was better than using their actual name.
 
.What killed Central Park Media is they very much released anime for the ponytail and fanny pack "comic book guy" style male nerd crowd, as stuff that was popular with female audiences started to be where the money was, I believe John O'Donnell himself said he had no idea how to appeal to the tastes of teenage girls and that was that.
Riddle me this, which teenage girl market he had no idea how to appeal too? As there was the teenage girl and women market and there was the proto-fujoshi market.
 
It's funny that John Volney's profile on his lawfirm's website proudly highlights that he defended "an international media company from defamation claims in state court"
What good is that claim when the company is breathing its final breaths, John?
John Dan Don in my defence all YT's look da same LMFAO I'll take my ribbings and it's been 3 years since this shit gone on. A GOP Blurmph supporting supposed bigshot lolyer is who Fuckimation turned to for their fight in Weeb Wars. They couldn't assemble a fully woke team of lolyers.

Wait that's right. No completely woke lolyer who could stall for more time with more convincing arguments exist so they turned to Kermit the Fucking RINO Frog.

Even with that news article, Johnny boy should know that once Fuckimation is done with him, they'll toss him too for being a GOP voter. LMFAO he sure knows how to choose his clients.
 
I recall there being a dig on Vic in the Ghost Stories dub, which given how tight the VAs were if General Gunther's video is any indication, shouldn't be a surprise. "More like Vic McDisgusting!" or some lame-ass crap like that.
He was always kind of a controversial figure because he would use his platform to promote Christianity, this was happening during the peak days of the Fedora tipping "New Atheism" movement.

That said I think in Ghost Stories it was just VAs taking friendly jabs at each other as others have pointed out.

Riddle me this, which teenage girl market he had no idea how to appeal too? As there was the teenage girl and women market and there was the proto-fujoshi market.
I don't know, you'd have to ask him, but this was the days of stuff like Hetailia getting big and anime like MD Geist, which was CPM's bread and butter, really wasn't much of a thing by 2009.

The irony is they released Utena, but I guess he just felt like it was no longer a market he cared about navigating, remember, this was a dude that so loved MD Geist he bought a replica motorcycle from it, is it any surprise he felt lost during the days of Lucky Star, Hetailia and K-ON?
 
Aww, come on now, yes maybe they went a little too far with Ghost Stories, but they did include a faithful sub track if the dub wasn't your cup of tea.

As I said before they were obviously chasing the South Park audience, of which Ghost Stories was probably their most obvious attempt, but I liked when these companies had more of an identity of which ADV had the strongest.

What sucks is had they had managed to get Gurren Lagann dvds off the ground it could have saved the company, but alas, I'm sure the money they wasted trying to get an Evangelion movie made didn't help either.


What killed Central Park Media is they very much released anime for the ponytail and fanny pack "comic book guy" style male nerd crowd, as stuff that was popular with female audiences started to be where the money was, I believe John O'Donnell himself said he had no idea how to appeal to the tastes of teenage girls and that was that.
Identity or not they fucked up in various ways like their competitors, it's all a matter of being objective. ADV did have gems like Cromartie and Golden Boy, so I guess they knew how to do comedy alright, but they aren't worth serenading.

And CPM really did die because of a lost loan (as per Justin Sevakis' words on ANN). Their catalog however certainly didn't help (how many people are going to buy ratty looking DVDs of Project A-ko, Detonator Orgun or Legend of the Dragon Kings?) and O'Donnell's quote about not appealing to girls is laughable considering CPM had the license to Utena. I guess he just couldn't adapt that anime was skewing younger, despite there still being college age fans of it.

The irony is they released Utena, but I guess he just felt like it was no longer a market he cared about navigating, remember, this was a dude that so loved MD Geist he bought a replica motorcycle from it, is it any surprise he felt lost during the days of Lucky Star, Hetailia and K-ON?
He bought the goddamn rights to MD Geist. I hope that CPM's ownership of it and their dissolution isn't what's holding up a re-release.
 
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