THE ENTITY

[Disgruntled Pupper]

He will be  a Kwisatz Haderach, but not the Kwisatz Haderach.

 

[Cats]

reserving this post to collect and document each insult hurled at The Entity so far:

- horror
- embryode
- abomination
- ungodly
- antichristx4
- golem
- homunculoid
- awful
- vat clone/vat baby/vat god (gay)
- gay and a faggot
- MEWTWO "insinuations..."
- vicious
- false messiah+spice (drugs) addicted
- inert clump of cells aka useless
- harmless, contained (WEAK and ineffectual; easily captured)
- frightened and confused (wimpy homo creature. disappointing)
- presence incites Racial Hatreds
- basilisk (deadly to behold)
- flesh golem
- silly story invented by a sex rapist
- globohomo puppet

 

[WonderWino]

The two routes will then be merged back into one.

....and now you know why there are no female jem'hadar. they didn't want to deal with big titted nympho killing machines

 

[UCT]

I’ll be honest I was hoping this was just a thread about your AI cat pictures.

 

[Cats]

I’ll be honest I was hoping this was just a thread about your AI cat pictures.

Oh, there will be plenty more of them arriving soon enough. I wonder if The Entity would enjoy spending time with my cats...I spent most of today putting funny looking mouths and cute mloæm tongues on this creature in particular:

pictured just moments before disaster struck.











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I spent all morning and afternoon doing this...so, you know.

Keep your eyes Peeled.

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[Polyboros2]

A hypothetical series of headlines.

2023:
August - The Entity is just an inert clump of cells developed in Government funded research, it isn't an actual living organism.

September - The Entity is alive, but it isn't sentient

October - The Entity is sentient, but it's harmless and contained.

December - The Entity developed spontaneously in the wild, ties to Government funded research is Misinformation

2024

March - Mysterious deaths and mutilations were done by wild animals, no evidence The Entity is still alive.

April
-Recordings of The Entity attacks show a frightened and confused creatures, behavior experts say there is no sign of maliciousness.

May
- Locks and Windows best method of keeping yourself safe from Entity attacks.

June
- Right Wing attempts to shoot The Entity show the prejudice of Rural America

July
- No evidence The Entity can reproduce.

August
-

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

reserving this post to collect and document each insult hurled at The Entity so far:

Wacko's Basilisk alt. Waco's Basilisk.

 

[DagothUr]

>the Israeli team
great. they are making flesh golems to defend the third temple.

 

[Pokemon Conquistador]

Oh great. They made the Chicken Heart from that one Bill Cosby thing.

 

[12345]

Good thing we have a place to keep any Entities to grow big and strong!

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I hope Old Glory is developing an insurance policy that covers this.

 

[Halmaz]

A hypothetical series of headlines.

2023:
August - The Entity is just an inert clump of cells developed in Government funded research, it isn't an actual living organism.

September - The Entity is alive, but it isn't sentient

October - The Entity is sentient, but it's harmless and contained.

December - The Entity developed spontaneously in the wild, ties to Government funded research is Misinformation

2024

March - Mysterious deaths and mutilations were done by wild animals, no evidence The Entity is still alive.

April
-Recordings of The Entity attacks show a frightened and confused creatures, behavior experts say there is no sign of maliciousness.

May
- Locks and Windows best method of keeping yourself safe from Entity attacks.

June
- Right Wing attempts to shoot The Entity show the prejudice of Rural America

July
- No evidence The Entity can reproduce.

August
-

2024

November
-The Entity (D) wins the United States elections with landslide victory.

 

[George Lucas]

Destroy it!

 

[sleeperagent]

what color is it?

 

[Begemot]

This foul creature is just as stunted and dysgenic as most white folx so it likely won't make much difference to the world.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

View attachment 5322052

Step #1: Send this to Joel, tell him it's 100% real and that Norway is responsible.
There is no Step #2.

 

[Cats]

@derpherp2 how you gonna rate my thread late when it was created a mere 14 hours after the article was posted lmao. i think maybe YOU'RE late, how's that grab ya scarecrow? Come at me and I'll knock you flat, you can negrate the pavement once you're lyin upright upon it. I won't tolerate it. Will not tolerate it.

 

[Fruttasecca]

Wake me up when they start breeding obedient catgirls to bear my 9000 Aryan children

 

[Cats]

The Entity recently had it's first birthday.

Happy Birthday, Entity.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

That's just a regular homunculus. Not even a rare George Floyd one.