The Expendables 4 - Old men and a middle aged woman will surely save the action movie genre

Product Placement said:
I will say this shocked they haven't got Nic Cage yet, that guy does anything for a paycheck.
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Thats not true... the Project needs to soudn realy stupid or he will not sign! its not about money, its about polluting cinemas, TV and Streaming with so much shit that they give him an Oscar just to stop.
 
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Stoneheart said:
Thats not true... the Project needs to soudn realy stupid or he will not sign! its not about money, its about polluting cinemas, TV and Streaming with so much shit that they give him an Oscar just to stop.
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Know you are joking but he already has an Oscar for Leaving Las Vegas, also was up for one in 2002 for Adaptation. Also, Oscar buzz around Pig and his performance in that but that's early days.
 
Ron Jeremy Stan Account said:
Fuck this, I unironically want to see a D-list Expendables knockoff starring Gary Busey, Cory Feldman, Val Kilmer, Rob Scheinder, Mario Van Peebles, Steven Seagal, Hulk Hogan, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Lorenzo Llamas, and Randy Quaid. I can't tell you whatever the fuck the plot will be, but it'll be kino!
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Add Adrian Paul and that American ninja guy and you've got a deal.
 
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Wait what the fuck?

What am I exactly hearing? No seriously what is this?

I thought this series already had a conclusion years ago and yet Hollywood still wants another.

Fuck give me a drink.
 
Ron Jeremy Stan Account said:
Fuck this, I unironically want to see a D-list Expendables knockoff starring Gary Busey, Cory Feldman, Val Kilmer, Rob Scheinder, Mario Van Peebles, Steven Seagal, Hulk Hogan, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Lorenzo Llamas, and Randy Quaid. I can't tell you whatever the fuck the plot will be, but it'll be kino!
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The Asylum did do a female lead one called Mercenaries, starring Brigitte Nielsen, Vivica A. Fox, Zoe Bell, Cynthia Rothrock and Kristanna Loken. But nothing since.
 
We need a porn version of Expendables. (XXXpendables?) Bring back Jenna Jameson, Kobe Tai, Melissa Lauren, and Mia Khalifa to take on an army of hung Eurotrash led by Jenna Haze out to prove she's the ultimate porn Jenna.

50 Cent? Megan Fox? This smells like a typical Grindstone production, where everyone films for a day and gets a $10 million payday. I'm honestly surprised Bruce Willis and Steven Seagal aren't in it.
 
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50 Cent was in those Escape Plan movies with Stallone, guess he must have enjoyed working with him.

If they do get Seagal, should bet him doing fat people shit, like driving a fat people scooter or eating a whole cake, while everyone else is doing the action.
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That reminds me of some parodies skits of Mad TV.

Btw, there was also rumors of all-female counterpart of the Expendables, rumored to be called the Expendabelles. Looks like it's dead on the water now.
 
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As someone who enjoyed the first two Expendables for what they were, the time for another movie has passed. The third was a big dud because they threw away the main gimmick for damn near half the movie.

Stallone is fucking almost 80 for fucks sake. The fact he's been faking/joke working out on Instagram hasn't made him look any less pathetic lately.

Also isn't this like the 3rd time they've tried to make another Expendables film? I remember like in 2015 they were talking about doing one with Hulk Hogan. Then last year it was going to be a spinoff just starring Jason Statham as Christmas. Now it's a full blown 4th film again with 50 Cent?

Boston Brand said:
I wonder why they didn't bring back Terry Crews
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Terry Crews distanced himself from the franchise after he came out about the Executive Producer or whatever trying to fuck him during all the MeToo stuff.

It's also why he isn't going to be in the comic book.
 
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ProblematicUser420 said:
As someone who enjoyed the first two Expendables for what they were, the time for another movie has passed. The third was a big dud because they threw away the main gimmick for damn near half the movie.

Stallone is fucking almost 80 for fucks sake. The fact he's been faking/joke working out on Instagram hasn't made him look any less pathetic lately.

Also isn't this like the 3rd time they've tried to make another Expendables film? I remember like in 2015 they were talking about doing one with Hulk Hogan. Then last year it was going to be a spinoff just starring Jason Statham as Christmas. Now it's a full blown 4th film again with 50 Cent?



Terry Crews distanced himself from the franchise after he came out about the Executive Producer or whatever trying to fuck him during all the MeToo stuff.

It's also why he isn't going to be in the comic book.
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Stallone is only 75. I say he has it for one more. Now a second one "no"
 
ProblematicUser420 said:
As someone who enjoyed the first two Expendables for what they were, the time for another movie has passed. The third was a big dud because they threw away the main gimmick for damn near half the movie.

Stallone is fucking almost 80 for fucks sake. The fact he's been faking/joke working out on Instagram hasn't made him look any less pathetic lately.

Also isn't this like the 3rd time they've tried to make another Expendables film? I remember like in 2015 they were talking about doing one with Hulk Hogan. Then last year it was going to be a spinoff just starring Jason Statham as Christmas. Now it's a full blown 4th film again with 50 Cent?



Terry Crews distanced himself from the franchise after he came out about the Executive Producer or whatever trying to fuck him during all the MeToo stuff.

It's also why he isn't going to be in the comic book.
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I wish they done an expendables with Hulk Hogan, Roddy Piper, mr T , Carl Weathers they all had cheesy action roles that would have fit with the whole idea, fuck steven Segal though he's a predator, jewish surname so no shock there.

Sly needs to just retire and get his daughters onlyfans going, I dont want to see him doing action stuff, he's like your old grandad who used to be hardman back in the day but you just wanto cuddle him now cos hes old and frail but he was your hero back in the day. Arnold can go fuck himself and unfuck your freedoms, his dads better than him. Dolphs a big pedo, unless his birds a psycho n I've seen this before, slight PL but worked outside my home town and seen some psycho Czech bird eating the face off some old alky pensioner regular in our local, Going I love old man cock! I want to fuck him!!! Poor old bastards telling us my wife died last year, we were just standing going... why do they not do that with us?? I had to make do with the fat pal. Jackie Chan is too old now and he's a shill for the chinks so he can go choke on a bat wing the wee slant eyed rat, maybe if he did die on the set of armor of god he'd e remembered as one of the greatest of all time.


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Stallone should honestly do what Clint Eastwood did, move to directing, also writing. He has talent in those areas.

For all the memes and jokes about him, he is also a good actor. Yeah, he is in shape for 75, but he is still old, his time as an action star needs to come to end.
 
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ProblematicUser420 said:
Terry Crews distanced himself from the franchise after he came out about the Executive Producer or whatever trying to fuck him during all the MeToo stuff.

It's also why he isn't going to be in the comic book.
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It's too bad as he was my favorite character, the best scene in that first movie was him blowing away all those dudes with his auto shotgun.
 
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It's too bad as he was my favorite character, the best scene in that first movie was him blowing away all those dudes with his auto shotgun.
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The craziest thing is that he was supposed to die in Expendables 3, and he apparently begged Sly to not kill him off...only for him to denounce the entire series and claim an EP was trying to fuck him the whole time.
 
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