The Final Fantasy Thread

[Marissa Moira]

Celes: "I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!"
also Celes: *walks around the entire planet in stilettos*

Checks out

 

[Smug Chuckler]

B R U H she like six.

I'm sure that Edgar would say Relm.

 

[Marissa Moira]

They're promoting that stupid sidebook everywhere instead of 7 Part 2.

The book doesn't even have an exploding bliztball killing people and seems to be a sane story no less.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Celes: "I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!"
also Celes: *walks around the entire planet in stilettos*

That is because, she is a Rune Knight floozy.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Edgar has a real problem with grooming kids. One of the children in Figaro Castle says something along the lines of, "King Edgar says he'll marry me when I grow up!"

I'm sure that Edgar would say Relm.

The GBA/mobile version is changed to, I hope she survives to 18 instead of dying in battle, undoing one of my favorite Woolseyisms. (Still better than the original Japanese, which is straight-up Oh no I can't hit on her it would be a crime.)

Maybe he's just speedrunning and going for the harem ending.

 

[Megaton Punch]

Time to talk about which Final Fantasy character you'd fuck, and it can't be a male because that's icky. Okay, go!

I need clarification on the rules. What gender does Quina count as?

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I need clarification on the rules. What gender does Quina count as?

According to https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Quina_Quen, Quina is treated as male gender by the game for most game mechanic purposes, although there is an achievement "Femme Fatales?" awarded for putting Quina in a party with the the three girls.

 

[Megaton Punch]

According to https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Quina_Quen, Quina is treated as male gender by the game for most game mechanic purposes, although there is an achievement "Femme Fatales?" awarded for putting Quina in a party with the the three girls.

Hmm. Don't think it counts then.

In that case, my answer's going to have to be Cloud.


That chick is hot.

 

[Captain Syrup]

After seeing all the lines they lifted from Star Wars, I've realized the reason I’m not attracted to any of these women is because they're not Jewish.

I'm of the Yoko Taro school of thought that every RPG needs a fishing minigame. It is only ever an improvement.

Did you miss the entire bitch fit about the same 'ethix department' that changed Chrono Cross to NOT include a canonically 9 year olds ass?

I don't recall ever being offended by Serge (17 y.o.) waking up nude or the camera zoom on his loin area.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I'm playing the FF7 Remake, jesus christ it's one of the most slow paced games I ever played. I finally met Aerith and the game forces me to a several minute sequence of walking over rooftops, no encounters, no meaningful dialogue, just waste my time to pad out the game length. And the game constantly throws moments where I need to walk slowly or perform a slow animation in order to advance.

 

[Berrakh]

I'm playing the FF7 Remake, jesus christ it's one of the most slow paced games I ever played. I finally met Aerith and the game forces me to a several minute sequence of walking over rooftops, no encounters, no meaningful dialogue, just waste my time to pad out the game length. And the game constantly throws moments where I need to walk slowly or perform a slow animation in order to advance.

At least that was something in the original. The faffing about you have to do to even get to that isn’t. And isn’t even a little amusing.

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

I'm playing the FF7 Remake, jesus christ it's one of the most slow paced games I ever played.

 

[Captain Syrup]

ENDLESS TRASH

Latex dress, human footstool. Alrighty...

How Scarlet gets away with half of what she does, especially at work, is beyond me.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Latex dress, human footstool. Alrighty...

View attachment 3229054

How Scarlet gets away with half of what she does, especially on-camera, is beyond me.

Hopefully they keep the slapfight with Tifa on the end of the Junon cannon.

That might be too much phallic symbolism for current year though.

 

[Captain Syrup]

That might be too much phallic symbolism for current year though.

This is how widespread porn has changed the world. Nothing sexual about Sister Ray and yet my mind went right to it, didn't it?

 

[Berrakh]

no meaningful dialogue

Honestly as I think about it I gotta disagree here. At least compared to the padding that came before. Because this establishes some things, on the surface level a new relationship that will affect every single plot point to come.

But that was also done with the brief jaunt in the original, which had no other tedious design elements.

 

[Brahmin Baron]

She gets 0wned and winds up in the Feymarch where she ages rapidly and only reemerges conveniently as a college-aged girl but then the whole crew goes down there and they don't seem to age at all, and like there's even an inn that the party doesn't even question. like you can even bring Palom down there and it's not like you can just stay a few nights in the inn and suddenly he's got an awkward patchy teenager moustache and his voice is cracking.

Rydia's whole thing is all very sus

This is late, but it wasn't that people age fast in the Feymarch, it was that time moves much faster in the Feymarch. If you spent a day in the Feymarch only a few minutes would pass by in the normal world. So from Rydia's perspective, she spent over a decade living in the Feymarch before returning to Cecil's party.

 

[DuckSucker]

Time to talk about which Final Fantasy character you'd fuck, and it can't be a male because that's icky. Okay, go!

Quistis. idk Ive always kinda been hot for teacher and have a thing for girls in glasses. Rinoa was a stupid character anyway.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Honestly as I think about it I gotta disagree here. At least compared to the padding that came before. Because this establishes some things, on the surface level a new relationship that will affect every single plot point to come.

But that was also done with the brief jaunt in the original, which had no other tedious design elements.

Most of the interesting dialgoue was in the scenes prior to going on the rooftops, afterwards it's primarily the same "I'm a tough but fun girl to be with". It's been forever since I played ff7 but I remember Aerith to be more... dignified and serious. Her current character feels very generic modern woman writing.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Quistis.

Even World of Final Fantasy treated her better than her own damn game.