CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION The Final Showdown: Jace + Eli vs. Tyce

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Taking bets now...

  • Tyce gets his ass kicked by the combined forces of stoner justice.

    Votes: 37 15.9%

  • Tyce suceeds and Jace and Eli get their asses kicked by the Lone Souljur.

    Votes: 3 1.3%

  • Someone (or all of them) gets killed or goes to jail.

    Votes: 14 6.0%

  • One of the parties, or both, don't even show up.

    Votes: 115 49.4%

  • It ends in a draw, or a negotiation.

    Votes: 22 9.4%

  • Tyce turns tail and runs away mid-fight.

    Votes: 16 6.9%

  • It's a trap: Tyce calls for backup and ambushes Jace and Tyce.

    Votes: 15 6.4%

  • Tyce pulls out a katana and tries to kill them.

    Votes: 11 4.7%
  • Total voters
    233
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Frank Rizzo said:
Nice to know all it takes is a Comedy Central show for Eli to totally stand up Jace.
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WOAH WOAH WOAH OK OK OK OK, not just a show...
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It takes a whole marathon.
And yes, that is the official Denny's he tagged.
 
Our war hero has encountered many obstacles while he was in Israel, but none so great as the combination of South Park AND the rain.
 
Tyce is in the rain waiting for a fight.
Eli is being harassed by Tyce while he tries to watch South Park.
Jace is silent for 7 hours, he could literally be anywhere.

Meanwhile, Colby is probably eating a sandwich on his couch and wondering if getting kicked out of Deagle Nation was actually a blessing.
 
So the two former friends are finally going to face one another in battle. I've felt that this was coming for a long time.

This whole thing has a vaguely Zoroastrian feeling to it. Its like Jace and Tyce are meant to be Ahura Mazda and Angra Mainyu respectively. They're both opposites due to their conflicting natures. Jace arguably has some redeeming moral qualities whereas Tyce is an unrepentant fiend with no conscience. Now they're going to engage in one final battle to see whether good or evil will prevail, like in frashokereti.

Who will win though? Will a battle of any description even transpire? It remains yet to be seen.
 
Konstantinos said:
So the two former friends are finally going to face one another in battle. I've felt that this was coming for a long time.

This whole thing has a vaguely Zoroastrian feeling to it. Its like Jace and Tyce are meant to be Ahura Mazda and Angra Mainyu respectively. They're both opposites due to their conflicting natures. Jace arguably has some redeeming moral qualities whereas Tyce is an unrepentant fiend with no conscience. Now they're going to engage in one final battle to see whether good or evil will prevail, like in frashokereti.

Who will win though? Will a battle of any description even transpire? It remains yet to be seen.
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As someone who has been reading up on Zoroastrian lately, bravo for putting it into that context!
 
Konstantinos said:
So the two former friends are finally going to face one another in battle. I've felt that this was coming for a long time.

This whole thing has a vaguely Zoroastrian feeling to it. Its like Jace and Tyce are meant to be Ahura Mazda and Angra Mainyu respectively. They're both opposites due to their conflicting natures. Jace arguably has some redeeming moral qualities whereas Tyce is an unrepentant fiend with no conscience. Now they're going to engage in one final battle to see whether good or evil will prevail, like in frashokereti.

Who will win though? Will a battle of any description even transpire? It remains yet to be seen.
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Nah, this is like samurai or kung fu stuff.
Jace trained Tyce to be the successor to Wounded Marine-style, but Tyce used those powers for evil and in service of skeletons. Now they decide the future of Wounded Marine-style, and maybe the entire world!
 
Loke said:
It's one of the most amusing concepts in this whole saga, this lone, illiterate moron, driving around in a swastika-bedecked white van, claiming to be part of some illusory White Justice Army.
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Tyce isn't alone. There's a skeleton in the passenger seat.
 
It's a 95-hour marathon. Pretty sure you could spend an hour dueling and come back to it without missing anything cortical.
 
Loke said:
So, dumb question, but is that the actual Race War Van? And if not, is there a picture of it anywhere? It's one of the most amusing concepts in this whole saga, this lone, illiterate moron, driving around in a swastika-bedecked white van, claiming to be part of some illusory White Justice Army.
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It was mentioned in the police scanner recording, so yeah the swastikkkle seems legit.
 
Well we have another 10 or so hours before the commander instructed us to call 9-1-1. Should he not tweet again. Somehow though I don't think the Fallout in the Sand-Lot went down tonight.
 
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