CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION The Final Showdown: Jace + Eli vs. Tyce

[waffle]

I'm predicting an in medias res video from the prius of eli with a stab wound laying in the back seat as Jace drives him to the hospital while repeatedly reminding him to "Just say it was an accident and you fell on some shit, dude" in between him telling us how it's all cool because they "totally kicked Tyce's ass, and Eli didn't get stabbed THAT bad, tahh".

 

[32523456334]

Knowing Eli, he'd probably be too high to care about getting stabbed.

 

[KillerBob]

I am super pumped. I hope everyone remembers to bring their dank swords.

 

[blackie toy]

Jace's face when he learns that medieval "dueling" usually ended with the first touch, or even before combat commenced.
Jace's face when he learns that dueling is illegal in Massachusetts.

 

[Mikeula]

Jace's face when he learns that medieval "dueling" usually ended with the first touch, or even before combat commenced.
Jace's face when he learns that dueling is illegal in Massachusetts.

I would like to see them go toe to toe on Bird Law and see who comes out the winner.....seriously though, someone is gonna lose an eye

 

[Kosher Dill]

Jace needs to read up on his history. He needs to drive down to New Jersey where the penalties for dueling are less severe, just like Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr did.

 

[OV 370]

Knowing Eli, he'd probably be too high to care about getting stabbed.

As he's bleeding out and breathing his last, he'll quietly mumble, "Dude Cmon Like Dude Thats Gay Dude Like Wow Cmon Dude Haaaa...."

 

[Smutley]

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe during the Shroom Stream, Jace's favorites bar showed that he did, indeed, have a Sims 3 Paid Furry Mod site bookmarked. So wouldn't Jace have actually have spent money on furry pornographies?

 

[Dr. Meme]

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Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe during the Shroom Stream, Jace's favorites bar showed that he did, indeed, have a Sims 3 Paid Furry Mod site bookmarked. So wouldn't Jace have actually have spent money on furry pornographies?

No dude that was like to make soap in the game dude ok seriously I'm not a furry ok dude

 

[Toasty]

Maybe I'm reading too much into the tweety slap fight but I'm getting the feeling that Eli really isn't all that into this. He told Jace he didn't feel like driving to springfield to Tyce hunt, skipped last nights scheduled rumble because, ummm southpark marathon, and is now trying to bargain with Tyce to get out of tonight. I think he might be figuring out that the JacexTyce relationship is to fast paced for his lifestyle.

 

[Hyperion]

.seriously though, someone is gonna lose an eye

Then Jace will prattle on about the Code of Hammurabi and an "eye for an eye" #history

 

[DN 420]

I think he might be figuring out that the JacexTyce relationship is to fast paced for his lifestyle.

spending months homeless in a foreign war-torn countries? that's kid shit.

Jace and Tyce though? yeah i'd be out too.

 

[CWCissey]

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Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe during the Shroom Stream, Jace's favorites bar showed that he did, indeed, have a Sims 3 Paid Furry Mod site bookmarked. So wouldn't Jace have actually have spent money on furry pornographies?

No it means that Jace only ever goes for the free furry porn.

 

[NeetBoy]

 

[Handsome Pete]

Maybe I'm reading too much into the tweety slap fight but I'm getting the feeling that Eli really isn't all that into this. He told Jace he didn't feel like driving to springfield to Tyce hunt, skipped last nights scheduled rumble because, ummm southpark marathon, and is now trying to bargain with Tyce to get out of tonight. I think he might be figuring out that the JacexTyce relationship is to fast paced for his lifestyle.

Well look at it from Eli's perspective. You're stranded in Israel for four months, and when you finally get home your cottage is trashed and infested with mice, and your dumbass parents have cut the power. A few days later, things are finally getting back to normal, you're smoking a bowl and watching some South Park, when suddenly the dumbest guy you know starts demanding you get in your car and pick up the second-dumbest guy you know so they can wussfight in a muddy field.

Our veterans deserve better than that.

 

[CWCissey]

Heh, Jace trying to keep the odds as uneven as possible.

I can see this ending up like a stupider version of the ending of To'hajiilee.

 

[niggers]

A few days later, things are finally getting back to normal, you're smoking a bowl and watching some South Park, when suddenly the dumbest guy you know starts demanding you get in your car and pick up the second-dumbest guy you know so they can wussfight in a muddy field.

the thing is, being overseas didnt seem to faze eli that much. he was too stupid to understand anything about the situation. he's not even really that pissed he never got an xbone. tyce and jace might be more intelligent than him solely by virtue of actually giving a shit about something other than runescape, jerking it, and bud.

 

[Pikonic]

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WE AGREED TO A 2V1!!! A 2V2 ISN'T FAIR!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KingofManga420]

Jace's face when he learns that medieval "dueling" usually ended with the first touch, or even before combat commenced.
Jace's face when he learns that dueling is illegal in Massachusetts.

Is Jace a Freeman of the Land now?

 

[Zerstorer]

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Either this Tony is someone that can probably beat up Jace, or he just wants to keep it as uneven as possible. I'm going to guess the latter. His restriction of weapons if he does come, however, leads me to the conclusion of the former.

Then again, this entire fight can be ended with a swift kick to the nuts, so I'm probably just reading into this too hard. Jace is probably just trying to improve his chances as much as possible, even though he's already beaten Tyce in a fight before, on stream no less.

Oh god if he pulls out the Cena BATTLEFIELD REPLICA and starts hitting Tyce with it again I'm gonna fucking lose it.