CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION The Final Showdown: Jace + Eli vs. Tyce

[Elyonmase]

I vote we replace that unfunny sperg Golden knight's subforum and replace it with an eli sub forum cuz dis nigga just went full lolcow

 

[StallChaser]

I won't be surprised if they call in a rain check literally because of this cold as shit rain.

The rain is necessary for a scene like this.

 

[Shiala]

It's raining and cold outside.

Jace, Tyce and Eli are going to take one look outside and then their fight will be trying to force feed the other ebola-infected McNuggets at McDonald's.

 

[The Nameless One]

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LO FUCKING L

Licking a (fake) vagina (to get the semen inside it) = Gay
Using a straw to drink semen and avoid having any contact with a (fake) vagina = NOT GAY!

 

[Chrisaroonie]

What is it with lolcows and drinking their own jizz?

I feel like there's a joke about buying the cow and getting the milk for free but I'd rather not analyze that too much.

 

[Ahffline]

I checked in to see the outcome of Super Sperg Brothers Brawl and instead learn that Eli is a graduate of the Chandler Recycling Program For Virility Maintenance. Just when I think these clowns can't surprise me any more, this happens.

To be fair though, drinking one's own semen is not as low on the Tardage Scale as sniffing one's own feces. So Eli's still cooler than Tyce.

 

[XH 502]

 

[blackie toy]

Is anybody listening to the police scanners? I'll be happy to listen back to anything you find.

 

[XYZpdq]

Is anybody listening to the police scanners? I'll be happy to listen back to anything you find.

I wasn't planning on it.
If things heat up and Tyce posts "k fuagoto i go tat ka47 onnga shit ur hrous" I might but I doubt it.

 

[Blueberry]

For some reason I picture Jace as Solid Snake, Eli as Grey Fox, Tyce as Liquid, and the White Justice Army Van is Metal Gear.

It makes this far more exciting this way.

 

[XYZpdq]

For some reason I picture Jace as Solid Snake, Eli as Grey Fox, Tyce as Liquid, and the White Justice Army Van is \M/ETAL Gear.

It makes this far more exciting this way.

Tyce and Jace on top of the van as the semi-conscious body of Eli watches the fight.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I'm really intrigued right now: Have there been any developments on this little skirmish? The public needs to know!

 

[Dr. Meme]

Before anyone makes the CWC straw of fail joke

"Not Gay Dude"

 

[XYZpdq]

9:07 Eastern - Tyce is getting impatient
Tyce Andrews ‏@UnknownSold1er1
@IcyPlayboi69 dud wen t fuk r we fiteing #cowntdown #timezup go fukin pik up jace n lets do tis #tim2killnigggers #clox #time #tictoc #urfeg

 

[osideguy92]

I feel like this is going to have a soul-crushingly anti-climactic outcome.

 

[BillRiley]

I feel like this is going to have a soul-crushingly anti-climactic outcome.

I suppose it depends on whether or not you find one 'tard wildly firing a bb gun at another 'tard flinging matchbox cars 'anti-climatic.'

 

[Gothicserpent]

I suppose it depends on whether or not you find one 'tard wildly firing a bb gun at another 'tard flinging matchbox cars 'anti-climatic.'

It will be like King Kong vs Godzilla. Except one of them won't have atomic breath and the other won't have electricity powers.

 

[niggers]

5 dinero on em pussing out

respect to tyce for at least seeming like he actually wants shit to go down and not whining for a raincheck.

 

[Pikonic]

 

[Frank Rizzo]

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Nice to know all it takes is a Comedy Central show for Eli to totally stand up Jace.