CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION The Final Showdown: Jace + Eli vs. Tyce

[Burned Man]

So someone who thinks they are a marine veteran special forces badass is so afraid of a teen that they himself trained that they needs the help of another stoner they consider the equivalent of a marine. I hope when they show up to the battlefield they find a field of skeletons standing as a distraction as Tyce ambushes them with matchbox cars. If the video doesn't have Jace yelling at Tyce for throwing matchbox cars or hitting him too hard I'll be surprised.

 

[Shadow Fox]

Oh god if he pulls out the Cena BATTLEFIELD REPLICA and starts hitting Tyce with it again I'm gonna fucking lose it.

Mommy took away Li'l Cena because he was turning Jace gay. Jace will not have backup from his beloved man-crush tonight.

 

[BillRiley]

So, is Jace quoting rules from some venerable manual of Sixth Grade Playground Fighting Rules or is he just making shit up as he goes along?

 

[Mikeula]

So, is Jace quoting rules from some venerable manual of Sixth Grade Playground Fighting Rules or is he just making shit up as he goes along?

 

[KatsuKitty]

is anyone else kind of worried that tyce is gonna just stab jace with his skull skeleton knife?

 

[waffle]

I thought Tony was in jail/hospital?

is anyone else kind of worried that tyce is gonna just stab jace with his skull skeleton knife?

Yes

 

[NeetBoy]

is anyone else kind of worried that tyce is gonna just stab jace with his skull skeleton knife?

No. Because as of the "Vacation from the Online" stream, Jace currently is in possession of that knife.

Perfectly possible that he'll try to stab him with something else, though. Any pointy object will do.

 

[Puppies.]

No. Because as of the "Vacation from the Online" stream, Jace currently is in possession of that knife.

Perfectly possible that he'll try to stab him with something else, though. Any pointy object will do.

That's what I'm thinking. Eli specifically mentions sai, which aren't sharp, but they're long and thin enough to pierce skin. Guess what BudK stocks?
http://www.budk.com/product/Dueling-Skull-Sai-Set/158929.uts

I was a fencing ringer in high school. That is, I was duped into filling out a team so they could compete, given next to no training, and sent in to get stabbed over and over by blunt weapons. Even with twice the tip area, a flexible weapon and a light stab-proof suit, it still hurt.

 

[Tookie]

I'm envisioning Jace will tardrush Tyce. Tyce, his reflexes dulled from drug abuse, will be caught off-guard and Jace will start choking him out. At this point, Tycedad will speed up and jump out of his car demanding to know "DA FUCK IS THIS FAGGOT BULLSHIT?" Meanwhile, Eli walks into a tree or something.

 

[Mikeula]

Wait...yesterday Jace shaved his legs.
..was this in preparation for the fight?

 

[NeetBoy]

God dammit, Eli...

 

[XH 502]

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[DeagleDad420]

That's what I'm thinking. Eli specifically mentions sai, which aren't sharp, but they're long and thin enough to pierce skin. Guess what BudK stocks?
http://www.budk.com/product/Dueling-Skull-Sai-Set/158929.uts
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I was a fencing ringer in high school. That is, I was duped into filling out a team so they could compete, given next to no training, and sent in to get stabbed over and over by blunt weapons. Even with twice the tip area, a flexible weapon and a light stab-proof suit, it still hurt.

Wow, you called it.

 

[Puppies.]

Wow, you called it.

Holy shit. I'm Jesus.

 

[Mikeula]

[/QUOTE]
BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULL!

 

[Roosechu]

G E T H Y P E

 

[Konstantinos]

Oh man, the fight is going to be up soon! I foresee two possibilities: Jace is going to get stabbed or the two are just going to flail aimlessly at one another for ten minutes. Either way, it ought to be engrossing!

 

[SATC Vortex]

I want this on video in Widescreen, while these three sources of entertainment fight like women in the hood to the tune of Diamond's "Hit that hoe."

 

[NeetBoy]

For the pre-show, here's some footage of their last epic battle, courtesy of @Smutley:

 

[Zarkon]

BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULL![/QUOTE]

That made me laugh harder than Jace figuring out he's posing for a 'gay' guy.