CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION The Final Showdown: Jace + Eli vs. Tyce

[Rogowski]

Tyce brings a shitload of weapons and the one he insists on using gets ripped out of his hands and then used to beat him. I honestly think Tyce expected to intimidate Jace and Eli from fighting. I think he was envisioning that they would drive away once they saw him bringing a katana and then he could call them "btihces" on twitter.

Not only is it stolen, but it happens within seconds of the fight starting. I must admit, I have been following these guys for weeks and I still find moments where I'm not fully convinced this isn't all staged to a certain degree.

 

[Linako 2.0]

I rushed the video since I'm a terrible Film student, but here ya go.

 

[nyess]

Tyce is a lousy Gravelord Servant.

 

[Magnesium Fluoride]

You can see EIi's head lamp on the ground near the end of the video. Can anyone confirm if Eli forgets to grab his jacket before leaving?

 

[lolwut]

Was tyce bleeding from his head or arm? I know those nun chucks where foam and wood but the very last shot Jace gets in is like a direct fucking hit. BUt then tyce says he has blood on his arms which could have happened when they fell.

Those chucks can't do any real damage. Especially with Jace's limp dick sped-swings. The blood was almost certainly either from getting clocked with the skateboard or being tackled to the ground.

Speaking of Tyce's weapons, Jace and Eli are damn lucky they didn't get killed seeing as he decided to bring a fucking sword to a "non-lethal" fight. But I guess he decided the nunchakus were worth more tard-style points.

 

[Abby]

Those chucks can't do any real damage. Especially with Jace's limp dick sped-swings. The blood was almost certainly either from getting clocked with the skateboard or being tackled to the ground.

Check out the hit at 1:34.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Am I a bad person for laughing as Tyce got his ass kicked?

No, not at all.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

My. Fucking. God.

Jace and his crew of mentally deficient deviants are truly the gift that keep on giving. We live in a strange, wonderful age. Part of me hopes this does go to court, and that they'll be found mentally incompetent and committed to a psychiatric institution, because frankly I think that needs to happen for their own good.

If it doesn't (and it probably won't), well, fasten your seat belts and get your sides reinforced lest they be shattered to pieces by the laughs to come.

 

[Artard]

I womder will they ever get back together? Or are the political divides too great?

A juggalo family divided against itself cannot stand.

 

[Germanicus]

That was more epic than Burr vs. Hamilton.

 

[IcyHotWings]

Was Tyce shouting something in German at the beginning of the video, or was it just bad audio quality? Either way, skinhead Tyce does seem kind of strange and inhuman to me. Ehh.

After all the shit he's pulled, I can't say Tyce didn't deserve to have his noggin busted open. I don't want him to have a concussion or anything, but he has become kind of a little shithead.

As for Jace and Eli, $47 won't get them an xBone, but it'll buy a whole lot of ebola McChickens.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Holy shit... I mean really, holy shit...

I guess I have the same reaction as a lot of people on this forum, but hory shet, I did NOT expect that kind of a lulfest! I'm surprised Eli and Jace managed to survive that shit untouched (As far as I could see in the vid that is), but at least they didn't go away empty handed. $47 can't get you an xBone, but it sure as hell can get you a celebratory case of Mtn Dew, a couple large pizzas, and a pound or two of fine Afghan kush. Sooo....congrats to Deagle Nation, I guess.

At least until this shit goes to court. Then we can all expect Jace and a "Outlaw Saga" if he decides to go on the run.

 

[Judge Holden]

........HOLY FUCKING SHIT......HOLY FUCKING SHIT

THAT WAS FUCKING GLORIOUS

 

[CWCissey]

So Tyce is actually a skinhead now, Eli and Jace committed an actual crime (pretty sure this classes as mugging) and Tyce is swearing economic revenge?

Oh this is going to be so good!

 

[Duke Nukem]

So Tyce is actually a skinhead now, Eli and Jace committed an actual crime (pretty sure this classes as mugging) and Tyce is swearing economic revenge?

Oh this is going to be so good!

I hope they allow him to stream while incarcerated if they ever are able to convict him of anything.

Jail Zone with ParkourDude91 could feature instructions on producing tactical shanks, how to avoid becoming the man-wife of those faggot Muslims in the shower room, and basically how to survive and perhaps eventually escape prison using his skills as a Future United States Marine.

Speaking of which, that's a good question. If he were incarcerated, would Jace go into full out Stryker mode and believe himself to be in an Islamic POW camp or some shit like that? Because that can only end well.

In the end, though, I can't believe Tyce actually showed up. Seriously, what the fuck happened to him?

 

[CWCissey]

I hope they allow him to stream while incarcerated if they ever are able to convict him of anything.

Jail Zone with ParkourDude91 could feature instructions on producing tactical shanks, how to avoid becoming the man-wife of those faggot Muslims in the shower room, and basically how to survive and perhaps eventually escape prison using his skills as a Future United States Marine.

Speaking of which, that's a good question. If he were incarcerated, would Jace go into full out Stryker mode and believe himself to be in an Islamic POW camp or some shit like that? Because that can only end well.

In the end, though, I can't believe Tyce actually showed up. Seriously, what the fuck happened to him?

Nazism, son...

Also, Jace would get sent to the funny farm. It's clear he's unhinged. I also doubt we'd get a Jailzone due to Jace's shades being confiscated, so we'd see his lazy eye.

 

[Toasty]

I hope they allow him to stream while incarcerated if they ever are able to convict him of anything.

Jail Zone with ParkourDude91 could feature instructions on producing tactical shanks, how to avoid becoming the man-wife of those faggot Muslims in the shower room, and basically how to survive and perhaps eventually escape prison using his skills as a Future United States Marine.

Speaking of which, that's a good question. If he were incarcerated, would Jace go into full out Stryker mode and believe himself to be in an Islamic POW camp or some shit like that? Because that can only end well.

In the end, though, I can't believe Tyce actually showed up. Seriously, what the fuck happened to him?

Tyce managed to somehow find a worse influence than Jace.

 

[Glaive]

Was Tyce shouting something in German at the beginning of the video, or was it just bad audio quality?

He said something to the effect of "did you think I'd pussy out"

 

[Duke Nukem]

Nazism, son...

Also, Jace would get sent to the funny farm. It's clear he's unhinged. I also doubt we'd get a Jailzone due to Jace's shades being confiscated, so we'd see his lazy eye.

What? No Jail Zone?

Well, one can dream...

And the thing that's been going on with Tyce, well, just seeing it is rather difficult to take in.

Tyce managed to somehow find a worse influence than Jace.

If I didn't see him the way he is now with my own two eyes, I would not have believed such a thing to be possible.

 

[Ravenor]

I wake up to this, this..... I am just lost for words mostly because I can't decide if this was fucking horrific or side splitting funny they not only had a sped fight, filmed it an put it up on the internet for all to see.

Now what is going to tip it for me is if Tyce can talk his dad into taking legal action, what would really tip it over the edge if Tyce got this onto some Fake Court TV like Judge Judy.