CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION The Final Showdown: Jace + Eli vs. Tyce

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Taking bets now...

  • Tyce gets his ass kicked by the combined forces of stoner justice.

    Votes: 37 15.9%

  • Tyce suceeds and Jace and Eli get their asses kicked by the Lone Souljur.

    Votes: 3 1.3%

  • Someone (or all of them) gets killed or goes to jail.

    Votes: 14 6.0%

  • One of the parties, or both, don't even show up.

    Votes: 115 49.4%

  • It ends in a draw, or a negotiation.

    Votes: 22 9.4%

  • Tyce turns tail and runs away mid-fight.

    Votes: 16 6.9%

  • It's a trap: Tyce calls for backup and ambushes Jace and Tyce.

    Votes: 15 6.4%

  • Tyce pulls out a katana and tries to kill them.

    Votes: 11 4.7%
  • Total voters
    233
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After watching the video for a second time, I noticed Eli throws his jacket at Tyce in order to distract him while he grabs the skateboard to use as a weapon, which ultimately leads to Tyce's downfall. That's some elite special ops training right there.
 
hurrhurrhurr said:
After watching the video for a second time, I noticed Eli throws his jacket at Tyce in order to distract him while he grabs the skateboard to use as a weapon, which ultimately leads to Tyce's downfall. That's some elite special ops training right there.
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He learned that one in the sandpit. :eli:
 
Skeealator said:
Man, those nunchuk blows to the head were disturbingly ineffective.
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I don't know about that, man. They really tickled my funny bone.


As kinda fucking dark as it was (For Jace, anyways.) I really did like seeing Tyce get beat up a bit. I hate tough guy wannabes like him. "THIS IS FOR STRANDING ME IN ANOTHER COUNTRY!" was way better out loud than it was in any what if? posts, too.
 
Gothicserpent said:
I love how all the comments on the video think that it's staged.
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As someone not as familiar with these Failboats as I am with Christory (I don't even get what the Press 1 and Press 2 stuff even means), looking at this video and only having a minimal amount of knowledge about them, I too feel like it's all just bad street theater. Like the Troll Hunter was more legit than these clowns.

Aw, what the Hell. I'll just post it up on Youtube anyway.

 
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THIS IS A CITIZENS ARREST YOU BITCH! YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BUY ME A FUCKING XBOX ONE! :eli:

lol Tyce got #TYCED
 
So this is what happens when 3 idiots who clearly can't fight... do. At least the tension I'm feeling in real life BS right now has been cut by 25%... Thank you for this, Deagle Nation - and thank you for beating down on that retard, too - Tyce needed to be #TYCED himself... Even if just IMHO.

Also, people (Apologies for likely A - Logging here...) - don't expect this to go to court. At all. It ain't gonna happen. As much as I would love it to, as much as you guys - only so we can get some real justice here.
 
Well, I finally saw it. Jace just filmed a crime.
The assertion that dueling is legal is hilarious, but this doesn't even qualify as a duel -the circumstances under which Jace's second joined the combat would... ah, forget it.
I am amused, I hope Tyce makes a full recovery, if only because it'd piss Jace off to see him at the McDonald's.
 
Apropos of nothing in particular: Tyce would probably be pretty freakin' scary these days to anyone who doesn't already know he's a jenk-huffing mental defective. Jace and Eli are still goofs even when they're robbing people, but Tyce is a skinhead with the rage meter pegged at 105%. He could probably pass for one of the dangerous neo-nazi types as long as you didn't try to hold a conversation with him... or breathe through your nose.
 
So did anyone actually cash out those bets? The odds on the winning option paid out pretty well.
 
I love how Eli was so full of rage NOT because he was stranded in a potentially dangerous country for several months when he was expected to be there just a few weeks, but the fact he didn't get an xbox for doing it. God I love deagle nation
 
Question, why did Tyce even show up? Was he really delusional enough to think that he could beat Jace and Eli alone? I expected him to bring some of his new nazi pals. It's possible that he planned to get himself beat up so that he could sue Jace and Eli, but Tyce rarely thinks so far ahead.
 
Arctic said:
Question, why did Tyce even show up? Was he really delusional enough to think that he could beat Jace and Eli alone? I expected him to bring some of his new nazi pals. It's possible that he planned to get himself beat up so that he could sue Jace and Eli, but Tyce rarely thinks so far ahead.
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Read the bold.
 
God, I actually felt a little bit bad for Tyce, there.

It passed, though.
 
I can't believe they were stupid enough to record this and post it on the Internet, knowing Tyce's dad is a lawyer. Neo-Nazi skinhead poser he may be, but Tyce is still a minor. I actually hope Jace and Eli have to deal with repercussions from this. Assault and battery, theft, whatever charges are appropriate.
 
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