The First Annual Bufords Kiwi Awards - Let's celebrate our fellow Farmers.

Best Overall Contributor

  • Osama Bin Laden

    Votes: 79 15.0%
  • GenociderSyo

    Votes: 60 11.4%
  • Admiral Throbnelius

    Votes: 25 4.7%
  • Cats

    Votes: 33 6.3%
  • lol cow supreme

    Votes: 46 8.7%
  • Relinquish

    Votes: 13 2.5%
  • Useful_Mistake

    Votes: 169 32.1%
  • Sprate Header

    Votes: 22 4.2%
  • AltisticRight

    Votes: 25 4.7%
  • Positron

    Votes: 2 0.4%
  • 0 0

    Votes: 5 0.9%
  • AGPinochet

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Diana Moon Glampers

    Votes: 17 3.2%
  • Blackstar

    Votes: 3 0.6%
  • geckogoy

    Votes: 7 1.3%
  • Trombonista

    Votes: 11 2.1%
  • Pepper Jack

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • LolcowsES

    Votes: 3 0.6%
  • easy

    Votes: 7 1.3%

  • Total voters
    527
  • Poll closed .
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While I feel obligated to say something in acknowledgement, I will attempt to make it not gay.

I appreciate the support and votes for myself, and I take it as a sign that my work was enjoyed. That makes me glad, and I will do my best to not let it go to my head. I realise that a lot of this positive feeling is due to the fascination in the downfall of Nick 'Balldo' Rekieta and not all for myself, so that keeps my humble.

I hope to continue on what I have started and to share more laughs with you all while I have the time to do so!
 
Nick thinks everyone (especially women) are conspiring against him. Given that the ones who delivered the most crushing ego blows were largely women, I see the bit of reason in the mad logic, but it makes it no less insanely misogynistic and obsessive.
He thinks that because he is a ridiculous faggot, a spindly-armed homo wearing a gay wife-beater shirt, dancing around in it like a fairy.

You just piss him off because you're not allowed to disagree with him. He only cares about the opinions of men, because he wants them to have sex with him. Women expressing an opinion seriously pisses him off, because if you don't have a dick, you're not allowed to have an opinion.

If you have a dick, though, Nick is seriously interested. He definitely wants some of that dick. He only gets furious when a dick-haver revokes his dick privileges. Look how angry he is at Aaron, who stopped providing dick to him.
 
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