The First Annual Bufords Kiwi Awards - Let's celebrate our fellow Farmers.

[Patrick Bait-man]

Best New OP: Lolicon/Shotacon Defenders by @LavenderMenace
Best Rewritten OP: Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God" by @TheThreadIsDead578
Best Researcher: @Kees H
Best Lolcow Fanwork: "The Nullie Incident" by @Bruno Powroznik

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Best New OP: Gordon David Paille (and his extended universe) by @Admiral Throbnelius
Best OP Rewrite: Nick Rekieta by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu
Best Researcher: @DrNow (for the same reason MP got my vote in Julays - a force for good)
Best Lolcow Fanwork: @Bruno Powroznik, "The Nullie Incident" - I loved all entries but this one wins my heart with its style and the idea behind it.

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[Hungry Fox]

Best New OP: Alyssa Mercante by @Frosted Snowflakes
Best Rewritten OP: Nick Rekieta by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu
Best Researcher: @MNPublicRecords
Best Lolcow Fanwork: @IamnottheNSA, "Dr. Matthew C. Harris Audiobook"

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

Best New OP
Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome, by @Markass the Worst
Best Rewritten OP
Nick Rekieta by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu
Best Researcher
@notorietus for posting all the fun breach data
Best Lolcow Fanwork
@Bruno Powroznik, "The Nullie Incident", and all his edits in the BossmanJack thread

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

This is where my shit memory fails me. Can only vote for the fanwork, and it's the South Parkieta video.

 

[Ass Dan]

@Kate Farms Shill for Best Researcher

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Best Overall Contributor: @Cats for being the glorious soul they are

Best Researcher: @Kate Farms Shill Munchie carnival barker who keeps the munchie thread alive

Best Lolcow Fanwork: @Bruno Powroznik The Nullie Incident - that was funny as fuck

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Thanks for nominating me for Best New OP. All I can say is, wish me luck!

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Best new OP: Gordon Paille / Gflashex by @Admiral Throbnelius
Best rewritten OP: Hands down, Elaine Miller / Trollcow by @Axiom the Fucker
Best researcher: @Azdy
Best lolcow fanwork: "SchalaZeal" by @NaggotFigger and all of his other works in the Fatrick and Zooella threads

 

[RandomUserSperglet]

Best Overall Contributor
@lol cow supreme

Best new OP
Jessica Anne Boyle by @Crab Latte

Best Rewritten OP
Elain Miller by @Axiom the Fucker

Best Researcher
@Kate Farms Shill

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Alright time for my voting now that it's not when I should be asleep:
Best overall contributor - @Osama Bin Laden, with honorable mentions to @Admiral Throbnelius and @LolcowsES
Best new OP - The Lolicon/Shotacon Defenders by @LavenderMenace, very well put together. Honorable mention to, Admiral Throbnelius' OP on Gordon.
Best rewritten OP - I don't have a vote for, someone tallying can just use my vote wherever. Make a tie if you can, it'd be funny. I don't have the original OPs to compare & contrast.
Best researcher: @DrNow
Best content: @Shush 's, A Future Rekeita Stream. Honorable mention to my own work that I wish was nominated, I still laugh at it myself.

Good & fun thread here.

 

[Romeo]

I'm kinda shocked to see my name up here. I don't even post that often in the Thunderdome (Articles + News and Happenings), which I guess is my area of expertise. Even though I know there are researchers far more better than me (and in content relating to lolcows in contrast to my areas of interest), I'm grateful that you all enjoy reading my posts that y'all nominated me.

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[LolcowsESL]

Alright time for my voting now that it's not when I should be asleep:
Best overall contributor - @Osama Bin Laden, with honorable mentions to @Admiral Throbnelius and @LolcowsES
Best new OP - The Lolicon/Shotacon Defenders by @LavenderMenace, very well put together. Honorable mention to, Admiral Throbnelius' OP on Gordon.
Best rewritten OP - I don't have a vote for, someone tallying can just use my vote wherever. Make a tie if you can, it'd be funny. I don't have the original OPs to compare & contrast.
Best researcher: @DrNow
Best content: @Shush 's, A Future Rekeita Stream. Honorable mention to my own work that I wish was nominated, I still laugh at it myself.

Good & fun thread here.

I honestly don't think I'll win this vote, but the simple fact that they even considered me is already a personal achievement.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

I honestly don't think I'll win this vote, but the simple fact that they even considered me is already a personal achievement.

Bro, I see your posts all the time, making threads for others who don't speak English. Super commendable!

 

[LolcowsESL]

Bro, I see your posts all the time, making threads for others who don't speak English. Super commendable!

Thank you....

 

[Magnificent Penis]

I wanted to vote for lolcow supreme because I believe boots-on-the-ground work is especially valuable, but Useful_Mistake has been a champion in the legal threads, replied to my dumb legal questions and I feel like he genuinely made me substantially more knowledgeable about how these things work. As a thanks for that personal growth, he gets my vote.

 

[A Real Munson]

@Hamplanet Fitness when does the vote close?

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

@AnOminous belongs on that podium.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[CalderaScar]

Best Researcher

@Kate Farms Shill

Best Lolcow Fanwork

@Chromeo