The First Annual Bufords Kiwi Awards - Let's celebrate our fellow Farmers.

[Adr1anD]

Best New OP: Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome, by @Markass the Worst

Best Rewritten OP: Shaddai Prejean by @Admiral Throbnelius

Best Researcher: @Larry David's Opera Cape

Best Lolcow Fanwork: "Dr. Matthew C. Harris Audiobook" by @IamnottheNSA

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

(consider it my formal apology for calling you a pussy in the Earl Dube thread last year. I was drunk and MATI).

I'll be honest, I completely forgot about that. No hard feelings man, I call a lot of people on this website niggers, retards, and faggots so it's fine.

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

Best New OP: Jessica Anne Boyle
Best Rewritten OP: Nick Rekieta
Best Lolcow Fanwork: @Shush, "A Future Rekieta Stream"

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Best researcher @Kate Farms Shill
Best fanwork @Shush

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Best New OP
Lolicon/Shotacon Defenders by @LavenderMenace

Best Rewritten OP
Nick Rekeita by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu

Best Researcher
@MNPublicRecords F

Best Lolcow Fanwork
@Bruno Powroznik "The Nullie Incident"

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

Best Lolcow Fanwork: @All becomes gunt, "Tribute to the Kasino"

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Best New OP: Alyssa Mercante by @Frosted Snowflakes
Best Rewritten OP: Nick Rekieta by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu
Best Researcher: @MNPublicRecords
Best Lolcow fanwork: @Shush, "A Future Rekieta Stream"

 

[Oliver Onions]

Overall Contributator: Useful_Mistake
Best New OP: Alyssa Mercante by Frosted Snowflakes
Best OP Rewrite: Nick Rekieta by Himedall All-seeing Waifu
Best Researcher: MNPublicRecords
Best Artwork: Shush

(I didn't @ any of the users because I figured they'd get annoyed getting constant pings from this thread, but I appreciate you all very much.)

 

[Londo]

Overall Contributions: @Osama Bin Laden
Best New @Axiom the Fucker
Best Rewritten OP: dax by @AltisticRight
Best Artwork: @All becomes gunt
Best Researcher: @notorietus cause God damn that dude is on some CIA level shit

 

[Finger Pistols]

Best new OP: Alysa Mercante by @Frosted Snowflakes (The games subforum's top guy).

Best rewritten OP: Anisa Johma and her gimp by @Osama Bin Laden (Honestly, very good rewrites all around from this user).

Best researcher: @Romeo (I enjoy reading his community feature submissions. He's the good kind of politics sperg, informative and well put together posts. Instead of sperging about the jews or political parties).

Best lolcow fan work: @Bruno Powroznik (Made me laugh).

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

i like how people love bringing up the anisa rewrite but i honestly forgot i rewrote that thread lol

one of the few times ive spent 2 weeks on a single thread

 

[Chongqing]

This is not a vote, but I want to give credit to @Diana Moon Glampers for having contributed some very thoughtful posts that I find to be very memorable. I also want to give credit to @DrNow as the most righteous researcher.

 

[Blade of Grass]

Best New OP: AI Derangement Syndrome by @gagabobo1997

Best Rewritten OP: Anisa Jomha (feat. Idubbbz) by @Osama Bin Laden

Best Researcher: @Larry David's Opera Cape

Best Lolcow Fanwork: @Cedric_Eff, "Thank You Patti"

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Love my KiwiFrens

 

[AnOminous]

Best new OP: 764 / "com" by @Relinquish
Best rewritten OP: Nick Rekieta by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu
Best researcher: @Azdy
Best lolcow fanwork: @Sharpeteer, "Rackets vs Raccoons"

 

[vlcsr]

Best researcher: @Kate Farms Shill

I voted for @GenociderSyo for best overall contributor, half the Salon threads would not be so good without their frequent updating. Thanks for all the work you do, friend.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Overall Contributor: @Osama Bin Laden
Best New OP: Jessica Boyle
Best Rewritten OP: Nick Rekieta
Best Researcher: @DrNow
Best Fanwork: BoglimPedia

 

[Avenue]

Best overall contributor
@lol cow supreme
Its in the name bish

Best new op
Square hut by @Absolutely Retarded
Made me deathly afraid of buckwheat

Best researcher
@Flaming Dumpster
You'd be hard pressed to find Scooby-Doo episodes with more unmasking

Best Lolcow Fanwork
@Bruno Powroznik, KenoAI "The Nullie Incident"
c͈̯_̔̌͢h̖̝̳̬̲͉̯̣̑͛e͌d̸̡̠ͨ̀͒ͩd̳̲̟̑ͩͥ͑a̵̢̧͚̰̮͎̦̗r͔̞̘̠ͮ̅̅͘ c̲͉̃͘h̨̡̡͐ẹͧͪẹ͐ͫ͟s̶̺̜ͭ̍̈́̄̐̀e

Honorable mentions (read: nepotism)
@Kees H GODVERDOMME DAT KUTJE NAT
@dumbledore @troonshine you know what you did

 

[GenociderSyo]

Best Overall : @Cats whenever I need a lift me up there's always a new cat to find. Even if you have to accept the void into your heart.

Best New OP

N/A - I don't know the threads besides my own.

Best Rewritten OP

Nick Rekieta by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu

Best Researcher

@Kate Farms Shill

 

[Windy Moors]

Best New OP: Jim Stewartson by @Ralph Barnhardt

Best Rewritten OP: Nick Rekieta by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu

Best Researcher: @MNPublicRecords

Best Lolcow Fanwork: Tribute to the Kasino by @All becomes gunt


Good luck Kiwis.