The First Annual Bufords Kiwi Awards - Let's celebrate our fellow Farmers.

[Aquinas 2]

I want to cast my vote for @Bombastic Blake, He's contributed a significant amount of luls to me personally in my time on KF. Mainly because he's a retarded e-cuckhold

 

[Gutpunch]

Best New OP: The Square Hut by @Absolutely Retarded
Best Rewritten OP: Anisa Jomha (feat. Idubbbz) by @Osama Bin Laden
Best Researcher: @notorietus
Best Artwork: SchalaZeal by @NaggotFigger

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Best new OP - The Square Hut

Best Researcher - MNPublicRecords. Not even a Reikita fan, but the constant pre-emptive drip feeding of huge bombs before that slimeball tried to stream was just gold.

Best Fanwork - "The Misadventures of Spudlet"

 

[Doxmatix]

Best New OP - Jessica Anne Boyle by @Crab Latte
Best Rewritten OP - Nick Rekieta by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu
Best Researcher - @Larry David's Opera Cape
Best Lolcow Fanwork - @grand larsony, "Boglimpedia"

Would love to see a category added next year for Farmers who share their time to run community projects eg Secret Santa, Doom mapping, Kiwi Space Station, Kiwi Art Korner etc

 

[NaggotFigger]

I want to appreciate everyone for voting me, it makes me really happy to see that Kiwis really appreciate my autism. Even if I'm busy, I'm always looking to post more art about lolcows, doodles, practices and so on!

I'll cast my votes on:

BOC: GOAT @Useful_Mistake (lolsuit connoisseur, fellow Fatrick enthusiast, child.)
BRO: Juju the Cow, who loves getting fucked in the ass by @AltisticRight
BNO: 764 by @Relinquish (vote da joos fo yew, dewd )

Also, if you accept second submissions, I made this redraw of Fatrick recently. Feel free to consider adding one in

 

[Poonocchio]

User @Cats of course
764 by @Relinquish
Chris Tyson by @TheThreadIsDead578
Best researcher @notorietus
@Chromeo, "The Misadventures of Spudlet"

Eta in Kiwi of the Year

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Some of you guys are fucking machines. It takes me months to write a decent thread here. People think laughing at retards online to be easy, but Kiwi Farms is like writing for a PhD in Internet dumbassery.

I'm aghast that my guy @Markass the Worst isn't available as a candidate. I know him the best and he's done a lot of great work here.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Best New OP: Gordon David Paille by @Admiral Throbnelius
Best Rewritten OP: Nick Rekieta by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu
Best Researcher: @MNPublicRecords
Best Lolcow Fanwork: @Shush, "A Future Rekieta Stream"

 

[Bad CGI Chimp]

I wanted to vote for Markass the Worst. He really helped me when I was covering a youtuber, and he generally contributes so much.

 

[Kikemaster]

New OP:

• Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome, by @Markass the Worst

Best Lolcow Fanwork:

• @Shush , "A Future Rekieta Stream"

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Shout out to @RACISM you have my vote in spirit!

@Cats has my poll vote

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

best contributor: @Cats (although @Useful_Mistake comes close i love you both equally)
best fanwork: tribute to the kasino

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

Best New OP: The Square Hut by @Absolutely Retarded

Best Rewritten OP: Dax Herrera by @AltisticRight

Best Researcher: @Kees H

Best Lolcow Fanwork: @Avenue, The Keno Kasino Gamba Bot

 

[teriyakiburns]

I should be on the poll! I haven't contributed anything useful, and it's entirely possible the site has been made infinitely worse by my presence, but I'm entitled to fair and honest representation!

Best rewritten op: Nick Rekeita by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu
Best researcher: @Larry David's Opera Cape
Best fanart: @Shush, "A Future Rekieta Stream"

Best everything else: @Cats

 

[Das Kätzchen]

Best New OP: Alyssa Mercante by @Frosted Snowflakes
Best Rewritten OP: Nick Rekieta by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu
Best Lolcow Fanwork: "Tribute to the Kasino" by @All becomes gunt

It's genuinely difficult to pick just one contributor out of so many great ones, even in separate categories. Thank you all for such great work, being both informative and entertaining!

 

[Safir]

Best overall: @Positron
Best new: AI Derangement Syndrome by @gagabobo1997
Best rewritten: Nick Rekieta by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu
Best researcher: @Larry David's Opera Cape

Best lolcow fanwork: Cows Who Died by @Nate Dingus (lyrics) and @BONECRUSHER (music)
(l8 I know)

 

[Premium Gonzo]

If you don't vote for @Cats you are a troon, pedo, monkey torture and biden lover.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Best Overall Contributor: @Osama Bin Laden

Best New OP: Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome, by @Markass the Worst

Best Rewritten OP: Michael Vincent Gifford by @Pinball 2000

Best Researcher: @notorietus

Best Lolcow Fanwork: Schala Zeal by @NaggotFigger

 

[Meat Target]

Best New OP: Brandon Lee Kellett by @Osama Bin Laden, and for best overall contributor;
(consider it my formal apology for calling you a pussy in the Earl Dube thread last year. I was drunk and MATI).

Best Researcher: @Useful_Mistake

 

[lol cow supreme]

Best New OP: The Square Hut by @Absolutely Retarded
Best Rewritten OP: Shadman by @Admiral Throbnelius
Best Researcher: @Kees H
Best Lolcow Fanwork: @Avenue, The Keno Kasino Gamba Bot