The Foreskin and Chris's Ass Thread

[Sczylak Madgar]

I say we offer up cat to marry Chris, as a kind of virgin sacrifice.

That way we'll always have a troll on the inside.

And we'll always have Chris inside the troll.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

What if Chris became an Islam

 

[José Mourinho]

What if Chris became an Islam

He'd Allahu Ackbared during the Julie sex tape.

What if Chris was the Statue Of Liberty?

 

[Watcher]

ya usually @Watcher complains about it since he's triggered by circumcision

At this point you bring up circumcision more than i do

 

[c-no]

Thread title has been changed. Why is there a rash on Chris's ass?

Having dirty crapped briefs?

He'd Allahu Ackbared during the Julie sex tape.

What if Chris was the Statue Of Liberty?

He would be a symbol of autistic freedom. Now one must ask: does Chris bother to even wash his ass?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

What if Sonichu was a girl?

 

[RV 229]

The hood removal has never been what those crazy African witch doctors and Islamofascists have advocated. It's always been an advocation of the removal of the clitoris at best, or the removal of all external female genitalia at worst. The male equivalent of this would be if circumcision removed the head at best, or a penectomy at worst. Penectomies, by the way, look like this:

Spoiler: NSFW

Horrific, eh. This is why people oppose FGM, because it performs the female equivalent of the above on them for no medical benefit. The only reasons penectomies are ever performed is because of penile cancer, a disease which has about a zero percent chance of happening to circumcised men.

Are you telling me that this is not a shitposting thread? My bad.

 

[Bugaboo]

I was circumcised as a baby but they missed the foreskin and cut off the whole penis and that's why I'm a woman

 

[Len Kagamoney]

What if Sonichu was a girl?

excuse me i think you mean FEMALE SOUL trapped in a man's body

 

[exball]

What if Chris and jcrowley were roommates? just wondering.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

petition to wordfilter circumcision and foreskin @Null

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Different Chris than the one I was thinking of. Just as well really.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Man dis crazy.
I like dis.

So hey, have you ever met anyone who was all foreskin? Like, say you meet a guy for the first time at a fancy restaurant, and you sit at the table with him, and he has to peel his skin back from the top of his cranium down to his jawline to look at you and say hello? Y'know, like that?

 

[exball]

I just came from cleaning the litter box. This is the first time I've had to get used to doing such a thing since we decided to have our new kittens as indoor pets, so I gotta clean the litter box sometimes. Its really nasty work, and it got me wondering if Chris can put up with it because he smells so bad too its like an invisible odor to him.

Or does do it?

 

[Clown Doll]

What if Chris became an Islam

He's made a video mocking 9/11, hates Jews, doesn't think much of da gay males and has been constantly threatening his foes with terroristic content in the online and in real life. I don't think it's that much of an 'What If', if you think about it, basically .

 

[Massif]

I am disappointed in the neglect being shown in this thread to the discussion of Chris' ass.
The earthy yet sweet aroma it exudes alone is material enough for several doctoral theses.
I imagine it being like a combination of a very potent aged cheese and the earthy sweetness of a pu'er tea with a hint of boiled spinach.

 

[Bugaboo]

I am disappointed in the neglect being shown in this thread to the discussion of Chris' ass.
The earthy yet sweet aroma it exudes alone is material enough for several doctoral theses.
I imagine it being like a combination of a very potent aged cheese and the earthy sweetness of a pu'er tea with a hint of boiled spinach.

Thanks now I don't think I can eat today because I'll be retching too much

 

[José Mourinho]

What if Chris circumcised his ass

 

[TM Ambrose]

Well for one it's pretty stretchy

In emergency situations it can be used as a cup

 

[*Asterisk*]

He's made a video mocking 9/11, hates Jews, doesn't think much of da gay males and has been constantly threatening his foes with terroristic content in the online and in real life. I don't think it's that much of an 'What If', if you think about it, basically .

He doesn't bathe enough to be a Muslim.