The Foreskin and Chris's Ass Thread

[exball]

ITT: Shitposting improves the thread.

 

[RV 229]

Man dis crazy.
I like dis.

So hey, have you ever met anyone who was all foreskin? Like, say you meet a guy for the first time at a fancy restaurant, and you sit at the table with him, and he has to peel his skin back from the top of his cranium down to his jawline to look at you and say hello? Y'know, like that?

Yeah, but she ended up being a chick. Her name was Tammy Slaton.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

what if circumcision cured autism

 

[LordCustos3]

Because reasons

lets have another article.

Yes, Lets.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/05/jewish-mohels-banned_n_5650672.html

The "health benefits" of circumcision are overstated and overrated.
The only reason this bronze age idiocy is still practiced is for theological reasons that don't hold up to scrutiny; or which only make sense if you assume Yahweh is a bloodthirsty sadist who revels in the suffering of newborns.

OP, This thread is bad, and you should feel bad for posting it.
But I know OP be twolling, so that's why I'm not even mad.

 

[JU 199]

OP, This thread is bad, and you should feel bad for posting it.
But I know OP be twolling, so that's why I'm not even mad.

Of course you're not. That's why you wrote that, to assure me you weren't mad.

 

[LordCustos3]

Of course you're not. That's why you wrote that, to assure me you weren't mad.

Just so you know, we are all laughing at you and not with you.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Just so you know, we are all laughing at you and not with you.

Kinda like the time we screencapped your posts from the Strikerwolf thread and laughed at you.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Just so you know, we are all laughing at you and not with you.

Actually, I'm laughing with Ass Manager. Is that ok?

 

[JU 199]

Just so you know, we are all laughing at you and not with you.

So, tell us why you find foreskins triggering.

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris' ass was made of foreskin?

 

[Le Bateleur]

#ILaughWithAssManager

 

[JU 199]

What if Chris' ass was made of foreskin?

What if Chris did 9/11 because the god and the bear took his foreskin?

 

[RV 229]

What if Chris did 9/11 because the god and the bear took his foreskin?

They got all that stuff off of there.

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

Men developed foreskin as a convenient way of storing cottage cheese: Discuss.

 

[JU 199]

Men developed foreskin as a convenient way of storing cottage cheese: Discuss.

No, It's for storing genetic material to make

 

[niggers]

this is on the front page, and in all 9 pages there's no pictures of chris clumsily circumcising himself

what a fucking blowout

 

[c-no]

what if circumcision cured autism

We'd have a much better and normal world that is free from autism and foreskins.

Men developed foreskin as a convenient way of storing cottage cheese: Discuss.

Convenient it may be, does the cottage cheese taste any better.

 

[Jace E. Denton]

I think Chris's foreskin would beat ADF's foreskin in a fight.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/43.jpg?1437881432 A moment ago Liquid Squirtle:
   @ @TheAmazingAxolotl, We're using Chris' ass to release some of the autism in the thread in the same way that Chris' ass is ued to release some of the shit into his pants

This is by far the greatest explanation for a thread I have ever seen in my pathetic life.

 

[Pocoyo]

I think Chris's foreskin would beat ADF's foreskin in a fight.

What Saddam's foreskin did is potatoes compared to what Chris's foreskin has done!