The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

You and your gang of autistic friends eat other people and try to reach heaven
 
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1. Tentacle man kills everything he touches.
2. Big-busted woman doesn't know shit about her own mansion.
3. Fox loves breaking things.
 
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  • You're a pest exterminator working for hicks for pennies and your adopted daughter's real dad is a baller and a major shot caller who wants to give her millions, but you hate him.
  • The objective is to rob to get rich, but you're actually robbing the Illuminati who get angry at you and then you have to rob their sex-cult to get artifacts to resurrect the dead. You wish you stuck to banks.
  • It turns out you were the asshole all along. Then you die.
  • You're an autistic man manipulated by people because they want you to kill them
  • The world is dying, everybody is dead, you're also dead. And at the end you're still dead and also go insane.
 
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