The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Bob Page]

• Xenos hate LA
• A holy warrior is given the finger by god after trying to save his wife and responds in kind
• America Simulator 2018
• Keep the green skinned bastards out
• Wake up a decade later to find the world gone to shit
• Users are gods to them

 

[Vault Boy]

Lets see...
Uncharted
Bioshock 2
Resident Evil
Portal
AssCreed
Blood

How'd I do?

No for the first and last ones, but yes for the rest.

 

[The Last Stand]

America Simulator 2018

Far Cry 5, Grand Theft Auto (V), Postal 2?

 

[Red Hood]

• America Simulator 2018

Crazy Taxi

That's my 2018 anyway.

 

[Bob Page]

Far Cry 5, Grand Theft Auto (V), Postal 2?

Farcry 5, yes.

Crazy Taxi

That's my 2018 anyway.

Nope.

 

[The Last Stand]

Farcry 5, yes.

YES!

• Neighborhood kids pretend to be fantasy.
• Cowboy tries to right wrongs.
• Card game with camera support.

 

[SJ 485]

Overworked security guard finds a side gig in IT

Human Revolution, I'm right, right?

Spoiler: ADAAAAAAM

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Did I git et?

 

[Bob Page]

Cowboy tries to right wrongs.

Red Dead Redemption

 

[Vault Boy]

YES!

• Neighborhood kids pretend to be fantasy.
• Cowboy tries to right wrongs.
• Card game with camera support.

South Park: The Stick of Truth, Red Dead Redemption, and Viva Piñata: Trouble in Paradise?

 

[The Last Stand]

South Park: The Stick of Truth, Red Dead Redemption, and Viva Piñata: Trouble in Paradise?

Yes, yes, and that's a card game? I was thinking UNO on Xbox Live.

 

[The Last Stand]

• More meme than game.
• Burning weed in a jungle.
• Comic book come to life.

 

[Vault Boy]

Yes, yes, and that's a card game? I was thinking UNO on Xbox Live.

Viva Piñata had some cards that you could scan with a camera to get new piñatas. It was the only one that came to mind for me.

 

[Burned Man]

A cyborg mercenary moonlights as a blender.

Metal Gear Revengeance.

 

[Bob Page]

Metal Gear Revengeance.

yes. Nanomachines, son!

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Chip's Challenge...?

Yep!

 

[Anima]

• Burning weed in a jungle.

Far Cry 3!

1. Drug addict goes to rehab; kills a bunch of people.
2. Woman is good at tech; causes apocalypse.
3. Hacker begs for more followers.
4. Crippled teen writes a book.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Silent Hill?

You got it.

Psycho wanders a mental asylum, has weird dreams.

 

[UE 558]

• More meme than game.

Meme Run

• Comic book come to life.

Comix Zone

Long haired douchebag becomes the most important person in the world after being stabbed outside a tavern

 

[Canned Bread]

• A holy warrior is given the finger by god after trying to save his wife and responds in kind

God of War

Some of mine:

Mailman destroys an entire city

A war is fought with card games

The game where you are not allowed to call anybody

 

[skiddlez]

2. Woman is good at tech; causes apocalypse.

Perhaps "Remember Me"

4. Crippled teen writes a book.

Is it "Cry of Fear"