The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

Butter up everyone and rebuild the empire.
 
1: You pay real world money to be a sub-contractor in a world where everyone just stands outside their house waiting for hordes of contractors to arrive and do exactly the same job.
2: A rodent awakes with a terrible hangover
3: Rather than admit he committed the worst workplace shooting in history, a young PHD graduate has another psychotic episode and escapes from the mental hospital murdering doctors, nurses and police in his bid for freedom.
 
c-no said:
Yes to you two.

1. Two guys and their guns go into a spoopy mansion with corpses.

2. You can't leave your apartment.

3. You and a team of four guys take on bad guys with by the book procedures.
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1. House of the Dead?

2. Silent Hill 4: The Room

3. SWAT



I posted these previously and I don't think they were that bad but I rewrote them a bit, from easy to hard:

1. Layin' pipe isn't what you imagined it would be.

2. Our employer didn't even equip us with shovels before they sent us out to do this job.

3. ...and I missed the ledge and fell to my death. No, no, that's not how it happened, let me back up a little. I jumped from the beam and...


Answers reversed:
1. smaerd epip
2. gid eht
3. emit fo sdnas
 
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You're a super cop but you never actually arrest people or give them a warning.
 
1. You’re a Mexican man who’s lover gets kidnapped, and you have to use a magical skull to fight your way to her

2. You’re the cameraman to a news group, and you’re all dying from monsters
 
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