The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Casshern]

Shadows of the Damned.

Correct!

 

[ES 148]

PUT BRICK ON BRICK COMRADE
WALL MAY FALL ANEW WITH EACH NEW LINE WE MAKE, BUT MOTHER RUSSIA'S WALL WILL BE BUILT SOMEDAY

 

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PUT BRICK ON BRICK COMRADE
WALL MAY FALL ANEW WITH EACH NEW LINE WE MAKE, BUT MOTHER RUSSIA'S WALL WILL BE BUILT SOMEDAY

Тетрис

 

[ES 148]

Тетрис

yeet

 

[Burned Man]

2. You’re the cameraman to a news group, and you’re all dying from monsters

Michigan: Report from Hell.

 

[Overcast]

Fat Italian man asks friends to make video games for him.

 

[Zaryiu]

A man receive a letter and goes to a town

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

A man receive a letter and goes to a town

Silent Hill 2.

You move to a new town where the local businessman quickly puts you in debt and you only pay it off by selling fruits and fish.

 

[Zaryiu]

Silent Hill 2.

You move to a new town where the local businessman quickly puts you in debt and you only pay it off by selling fruits and fish.

Animal Crossing

You are invited for cake

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Some delinquent has to improve his life by getting involved with social reform and being a good student.

 

[Red Hood]

You walk into a town with two buddies. Immediately everyone starts trying to get you to go to church.

 

[Vault Boy]

Some delinquent has to improve his life by getting involved with social reform and being a good student.

Bully.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Bully.

Wrong

 

[Overcast]

Animal Crossing

You are invited for cake

Super Mario 64.

A werewolf helps a vampire run for presidency.

 

[A Witty Name]

Super Mario 64.

A werewolf helps a vampire run for presidency.

Disgaea 4

 

[Overcast]

Disgaea 4

Yup.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

You go to the fair and accidentally fuck up your friend's attraction.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Man tries and fails to kill children

 

[Monsieur Guillotine]

You go to the fair and accidentally fuck up your friend's attraction.

Chrono Trigger.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Chrono Trigger.

You got it