The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

Hobo killing sim is also known as Condemned Criminal Origins.

Another melee game but instead of deranged hobos it's weird ass fantasy dudes and bird people
 
Man gets murdered taking a piss, and the murderer might be a super Saiyan.



Pregnant girl comes back home to find everyone is dead.


People enter a prison to fix past problems.


Highly trained mercenary is made inferior because a captain took command.
 
Your dad is passive aggressive, expects a ton from you, and apparently has a very broad definition of what a cow or bear is.
 
Baldur's Gait said:
Dumb punk finds out he's mixed-race and that can somehow help him defeat the overlord of the world.
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DmC: Devil May Cry?


Rocket powered marsupial fights an invasion of swine flu.

Guy claws his way out of a coma by solving puzzles.

Rich guy funds both the hero team and the local terrorists to save the world.

A king gives seven random misfits his balls.
 
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A bunch of random misfits try to steal chicken nuggets and take down the government.
 
A robot becomes employed by a dysfunctional family and is tasked to take care of duties around the house.
 
A young boy goes on an adventure after some pirates arrive at his island.
 
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