The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

Your character's heart stolen by a dragon and challenges you to kill him and reclaim it back.
 
You and a weirdo team up to kill a nerd that became a demon lord featuring devilman from the devilman series
 
Billionaire is trapped in the slums of the city that's full of people he actively oppresses. He proceeds to beat these people up.
 
Here's one.

Tormenting a family just to suck their blood at unexpected body spots and survive winter.

Billionaire is trapped in the slums of the city that's full of people he actively oppresses. He proceeds to beat these people up.

Batman: Arkham Knight?
 
(not a video game) you put numbers in boxes, and put the boxes in boxes

(is a video game) local scarf wearing man collects gold to live
 
Man in super suit named after Italian restaurant demolishes army of robots for no adequately explained reason while listening to awesome music.
 
A private detective looks into a case regarding a grocery store but it all ends up being much deeper and much more dangerous than he anticipated.

You beat the shit out of thugs and gangsters while wearing a suit.

Two adults and a kid fight crime on the streets.

The brother of a man known for fighting a mob boss with his fist has his own game where it involves drugs that turns people into zombies.
 
A private detective looks into a case regarding a grocery store but it all ends up being much deeper and much more dangerous than he anticipated.

You beat the shit out of thugs and gangsters while wearing a suit.

Two adults and a kid fight crime on the streets.

The brother of a man known for fighting a mob boss with his fist has his own game where it involves drugs that turns people into zombies.
Call of Cthulhu

Yakuza

Streets of Rage 2

Final Fight Streetwise
 
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An annoying old hag bitches at you about the evils of magic and the practitioners of it.
 
Two clans are fighting over a small mostly deserted village, and you need to choose a side.

... Or you can just leave. That’s an option as well.
 
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