The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

One-Eyed Guy steals juice from people with a sword and fights da police before stopping an assassination attempt
 
A man with different personalitys tries to stop an autistic chinese man
 
I have a couple here.
  • You suddenly end your self-imposed exile when you learn that your mother was murdered.
  • A society of people addicted to anti-depressants is on the brink of total collapse.
 
In this game, you're an old man who has to break into a prison to rescue a boy and a girl.

Or you have to blow up structures

Or you have to find graffiti

Or you have to visit familiar places

Or you have to kill aliens
 
You go to jail for to 10 years to protect your bro from suffering the consequences of a justified crime
 
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