The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Overcast]

Way of the Samurai

Yup.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Mindless hack and slash where you only use two buttons against endless swarms.

....Wait, it actually is just as boring in actuality. I can't make it worse. @Musou

 

[AnOminous]

Mindless hack and slash where you only use two buttons against endless swarms.

....Wait, it actually is just as boring in actuality. I can't make it worse. @Musou

Sounds like every Square Enix game.

 

[Vault Boy]

Police officer has the worst first day ever.

Resident Evil 2?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Resident Evil 2?

Correct.

Mindless hack and slash where you only use two buttons against endless swarms.

....Wait, it actually is just as boring in actuality. I can't make it worse. @Musou

Dynasty Warriors?

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Dynasty Warriors?

To be precise, the Berserk skin, but yes. It's all the same thing anyway.

 

[Boss HM-2]

You're a new security recruit at a research facility. The lights go out.

Doom 3

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Doom 3

Someone actually got it! Huzzah!

 

[Red Hood]

An annoying old hag bitches at you about the evils of magic and the practitioners of it.

KOTOR 2

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Magic Vikings vs. Mad Max baddies vs. priests with plasma rifles vs. drugged-up super soldiers.

 

[Vault Boy]

KOTOR 2

That's the one.

 

[epicguy14]

Here's one.

Tormenting a family just to suck their blood at unexpected body spots and survive winter.

Mister Mosquito.

You beat the shit out of thugs and gangsters while wearing a suit.

Some Batman game.

 

[Puukalikka]

Magic Vikings vs. Mad Max baddies vs. priests with plasma rifles vs. drugged-up super soldiers.

Sounds like Elex

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Sounds like Elex

You are right! It is! I wondered who the other person who played that was.

 

[No creativity]

Detective is falsely accused of murder and takes his frustration out on the homeless. Violently.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Detective is falsely accused of murder and takes his frustration out on the homeless. Violently.

Condemned?

 

[419]

platformer in some sterile facility with mines and robots

 

[MorganaIsMyReligion]

platformer in some sterile facility with mines and robots

SteamWorld Dig?

 

[No creativity]

Condemned?

Correct.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Kid gets thrown in prison for two years, comes out as an angry criminal.