The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

I got one: Aliens don't want people touching their fancy metal and they want to touch it anyways.
 
Koreans in knock-off body armor are digging up old ruins and you have to stop them.
 
An autist, a fat man, an asshole, and a girl make their way across the south dealing with very angry people that want to beat them up.
 
Great, another fine day of high school and fighting with people and their inner demons with nothing but an oddly satisfyingly crunchy tarot deck. Let me just hang out with my friends, damn.
 
Mage of Conquest said:
Great, another fine day of high school and fighting with people and their inner demons with nothing but an oddly satisfyingly crunchy tarot deck. Let me just hang out with my friends, damn.
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Persona?

Here's a couple:
1) 2nd Amendment-loving strangers fight the manifestations of the 2nd Amendment because they fucked up in life.
2) The Old Testament, now with necromancy, demon incest, and slapstick comedy.
3) A game of logic and problem-solving equivalent to crack cocaine where the goal is to be as lazy as possible.
4) An unhinged British detective drugs a homeless man so he can use a payphone, casually eats human flesh, and steals a pair of scissors from a godly being capable of powers beyond humanity's understanding, among many others.
 
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Cheese-Loving Citizen said:
Persona?

Here's a couple:
1) 2nd Amendment-loving strangers fight the manifestations of the 2nd Amendment because they fucked up in life.
2) The Old Testament, now with necromancy, demon incest, and slapstick comedy.
3) A game of logic and problem-solving equivalent to crack cocaine where the goal is to be as lazy as possible.
4) An unhinged British detective drugs a homeless man so he can use a payphone, casually eats human flesh, and steals a pair of scissors from a godly being capable of powers beyond humanity's understanding, among many others.
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4) Mystery of the Druids

I only know of it because Mandalore Gaming did a video on it a few weeks ago
 
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Cheese-Loving Citizen said:
Here's a couple:
1) 2nd Amendment-loving strangers fight the manifestations of the 2nd Amendment because they fucked up in life.
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I've never played any so I'm not confident, but that's like what The Division game series sound like when I look at media about them.
Or maybe Far Cry 5.
 
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