The General Thread

[Cute Anime Girl]

Simply epic.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Okay, I just read Bible fanfiction where modern-day, emo Jesus got raped. I think the Internet is over now.

 

[LM 697]

Okay, I just read Bible fanfiction where modern-day, emo Jesus got raped. I think the Internet is over now.

@Sexual Stallone

 

[Christ-Chan]

Anime-God creating, and then making out with, the fucking Devil

Spoiler

 

[applecat]

G-G-God-sempai!

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Dachshund fights DAMN DIRTY HEXBAWX.

 

[Surtur]

Anime-God creating, and then making out with, the fucking Devil

Spoiler

Goddamn it internet...

 

[Christ-Chan]

Goddamn it internet...

To be fair, these days Hollywood are pretty keen about their own Bible fanfics, so I guess maybe we've just poisoned ourselves into blindness of a separation of entertainment and esoteric or existentialist thought. Much like people will take jokes (such as Chris) with a religious seriousness.

The Internet made us stupid.

 

[Surtur]

To be fair, these days Hollywood are pretty keen about their own Bible fanfics, so I guess maybe we've just poisoned ourselves into blindness of a separation of entertainment and esoteric or existentialist thought. Much like people will take jokes (such as Chris) with a religious seriousness.

The Internet made us stupid.

Nah, the internet has just bared everything out for the whole world to see. Not just a few.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Nah, the internet has just bared everything out for the whole world to see. Not just a few.

Yah, we made each-other stupid, the Internet was just the medium.

 

[spaps]

oh shit
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=287505129&searchtext=
OH SHIT

 

[Queen of Tarts]

After eating muenster cheese for awhile now, I still can't shake the similarities between it and man-milk, taste wise.

Sorry, just wondering if my taste buds are out of whack.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I just had to have french bread pizza for breakfast this morning. My bottom front teeth hurt, so I guess I'm being punished now.

 

[Queen of Tarts]

I just had to have french bread pizza for breakfast this morning. My bottom front teeth hurt, so I guess I'm being punished now.

That sounds delish. I've been indulging on personal pizzas, the awful kind like Chris engorged himself on in one video. Thankfully these are less soggy and more cooked.

Serious question: Are boxers supposed to breathe, or are sweaty bawls the norm? Just something to ruminate on.

 

[HandBanana]

I had no idea we have a facebook-esque style for our profiles until now.

 

[Luna]

After eating muenster cheese for awhile now, I still can't shake the similarities between it and man-milk, taste wise.

Sorry, just wondering if my taste buds are out of whack.

either you're eating some really bad cheese or you're sexing up some incredible guys.

 

[The Hunter]

Didn't get any calls back for any of the applications I sent out, so I'm going to start volunteering either at the hospital or the animal shelter in August and rack up more hours. Plus I never did get a chance to volunteer at the shelter like I wanted to.

 

[applecat]

Some rando added me on skype. I thought they might have been from the cwcki at first but it only took a line or two to figure out what was going on. Still, even phishers who don't actually understand English deserve a pep talk now and then!

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[7:11:15 PM] sherri.clarke6: hi ^.^
[7:11:28 PM] Apple Cat: Hi there
[7:12:06 PM] sherri.clarke6: (wave) hey...i saw your profile on the new skype app...i hope you don't mind me adding you? 23/f here u?
[7:12:25 PM] Apple Cat: Um, sure I guess!
[7:12:27 PM] Apple Cat: 24/f
[7:13:02 PM] sherri.clarke6: im busy studying, i hate it sometimes it gets so boring... what are you up to?
[7:13:11 PM] sherri.clarke6: lol im studying for my bachelors in sociology...its really hard...need a break tho! you ever chat on cam?
[7:13:21 PM] Apple Cat: Haha not usually no
[7:13:27 PM] Apple Cat: I just worked out so I'm ready to just chill
[7:13:53 PM] sherri.clarke6: it can be fun i love meeting new people on cam chat, you ever been on this new video chat site? it has all sorts of cool effects and stuff lol (cool)
[7:14:12 PM] Apple Cat: Oh I'm sure it does. Not my scene though
[7:14:44 PM] sherri.clarke6: i think i will just put on a camisole and a thong then i think u will like it?? i hope atleast... :x
[7:14:59 PM] Apple Cat: Hey, you be yourself however you want to be
[7:15:02 PM] Apple Cat: That's your right!
[7:15:28 PM] sherri.clarke6: kk, just click the accept button
[7:15:43 PM] Apple Cat: Someday you are going to accomplish all of your dreams!
[7:16:17 PM] sherri.clarke6: oh, i think you might have to fill out some stuff...everyone gets verified as being real on here, keeps the creepy people away!!! lol :x
[7:16:51 PM] Apple Cat: You just have to keep at it until you reach your goals!
[7:17:25 PM] sherri.clarke6: k, yea i had to do the cc part too =( that how i got my profile verified as real (kiss) u don't get charged, its free. did u get in?
[7:18:18 PM] Apple Cat: You're going places, kid. Just don't forget us little people when you make it to the top, okay?
[7:18:50 PM] sherri.clarke6: k let me know when your signed in so i can send u some "private time" loving! (kiss) mmm
[7:20:08 PM] Apple Cat: Just remember: Train, say your prayers, and eat your vitamins.
[7:20:34 PM] sherri.clarke6:

 

[LM 697]

Didn't get any calls back for any of the applications I sent out, so I'm going to start volunteering either at the hospital or the animal shelter in August and rack up more hours. Plus I never did get a chance to volunteer at the shelter like I wanted to.

Didn't you already work there like years ago?

 

[The Hunter]

Didn't you already work there like years ago?

I dunno, there was the field and the pet store and the political campaign, I'm already starting to lose track of everything I've done and applied for.

Besides, volunteering twice isn't a bad thing.