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I'm seeing Full Metal Jacket for the first time tonight. There's a movie theater in Chicago that's been showing Stanley Kubrick films all month; I'm also seeing Barry Lyndon there tonight.
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look how cute this thread is https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-oversized-drinking-straw-of-fail.288/
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That's a great film, especially the boot camp scenes. If I could, I would mix the drill instructor's lines into my workout soundtrack.
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I got the oil in my car changed today, and on the sticker they put up in the windshield that recommends the date of your next change, the guy just drew a smiley face.
I am extremely disturbed by this. What does it mean? Does he know I'm going to die before I get the chance to change my oil again? Is he planning to murder me?
Help.
I am extremely disturbed by this. What does it mean? Does he know I'm going to die before I get the chance to change my oil again? Is he planning to murder me?
Help.
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I just tried out hot pot for the first time today. Asshole is on fire but it was worth it.
Does anyone else have a lazy sack of shit for a mother who will make you do things for her that her husband could do??? I came back from eating majorly late and you could tell I'm exhausted and just want to rest, but she'll wait till I'm home to ask me to get her food while I'm already upstairs in bed. When i tell her to get her husband to do it, she straight told me no because he's in his pajamas already and that I have to bring up his clothes.
Bitch, am I your fucking personal slave?
Does anyone else have a lazy sack of shit for a mother who will make you do things for her that her husband could do??? I came back from eating majorly late and you could tell I'm exhausted and just want to rest, but she'll wait till I'm home to ask me to get her food while I'm already upstairs in bed. When i tell her to get her husband to do it, she straight told me no because he's in his pajamas already and that I have to bring up his clothes.
Bitch, am I your fucking personal slave?
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Already in the mindset to, it's harder to save because I have to shell out money to park at my job. It's stupid.
Lazy self importance runs deep in my genes it seems.
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I think you should quietly sit and think about how paranoid you are over this. Maybe the service tech wants your dick.
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You'll find the guy standing over your bed. Breathing heavily.
I say if he's hot go for it.
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They had the complete series of The Kids in the Hall at Walmart. The DVDs come in cardboard sleeves, but I'm so happy to have one of my all-time favorite shows I don't care. Love these guys.
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Just read a drug-fuelled rant where someone got called out as "Action Man Scrooge McDickface".
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I'm thinking about re-watching Robocop tomorrow night, since it's been years since I watched it (read: eight ).
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RoboCop is amazing. You could make a fucking incredible sandwich out of that Cheese.
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True that, cheesy 80s movies are my favorite shit and anybody who disagrees is a motherfucker. I'd like to watch a lot more narmy 80s movies, but it wouldn't be as fun watching it by yourself as it would be watching it with buddies.
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I’d buy that for a dollar.
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His movie North was a treason against film making.