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It's not so much straight up ghettofuxated as it's like the Un exploded
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- Thread starter The Hunter
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Ever since the word "incel" became mainstream it's started to bug me
Boomer, however, has become an acceptable insult to use once again
Boomer, however, has become an acceptable insult to use once again
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Two customers decided they didn't want their orders anymore because of coronavirus, lol.
They were ready to be shipped and they really think they are gonna catch a virus from bottles. Mass hysteria is such a hoot sometimes.
They were ready to be shipped and they really think they are gonna catch a virus from bottles. Mass hysteria is such a hoot sometimes.
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I'm not sure at all if this is the right thread to put this in, but I'm really digging the blood-red font.
Keep maybe?
Keep maybe?
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Twitch is so exciting with its adrenaline fueled gaming action!
I hope shitting streams are next. Maybe we can get e-gril to snort some ex-lax and pinch out a loaf on cam. Some people already look like they're eating shit on stream.
Twitch streamers are making £4,000 overnight by filming themselves SLEEPING
SLEEPING on the job is normally a fireable offence – but not for these cheeky Twitch creators. Some users of the hugely popular streaming site have resorted to recording themselves catching Zs over…
www.thesun.co.uk
I hope shitting streams are next. Maybe we can get e-gril to snort some ex-lax and pinch out a loaf on cam. Some people already look like they're eating shit on stream.
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One of those nights where I can't seem to fall asleep. 2:00 in the morning, I go back to work tomorrow, don't want to fuck up my sleep schedule...and here I am, posting on the Farms, smoking a cigarette, drinking coffee, eating a sandwich and listening to Penn & Teller: Bullshit reruns.
Why must insomnia show up and sabotage me like this?
Why must insomnia show up and sabotage me like this?
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We've got another new tard in the building, this one is like the high yellow version of Fat Albert.
He talks to me about his laundry adventures. Apparently if you put too many clothes in the washing machine it stops spinning and starts smoking and making weird noises.
I had no idea. Better write that down.
He also wants to know where he can get dvds and xbox 360 games, I suggested 2003 and he didn't understand I was being sarcastic.
I often see him standing in his backdoor window shirtless leering sexually so I guess at least somebody nutted around here.
I wonder if I can sue the tardwrangling agency ruining my neighborhood.
He talks to me about his laundry adventures. Apparently if you put too many clothes in the washing machine it stops spinning and starts smoking and making weird noises.
I had no idea. Better write that down.
He also wants to know where he can get dvds and xbox 360 games, I suggested 2003 and he didn't understand I was being sarcastic.
I often see him standing in his backdoor window shirtless leering sexually so I guess at least somebody nutted around here.
I wonder if I can sue the tardwrangling agency ruining my neighborhood.
My entire university system just joined the Corona-chan closure club! Fuck yeah long spring break 
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I might just go volunteer at the food bank tonight so I can see some corona desperation tardfights.
Some of the old polocks have genuine talent when it comes to beating some ass. Anybody know of a video hosting service that won't take it my Pierogi-star krauthop video down quick?
Some of the old polocks have genuine talent when it comes to beating some ass. Anybody know of a video hosting service that won't take it my Pierogi-star krauthop video down quick?
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Got done at the pantry, small crowd and I'm basically the bouncer so they shut the fuck up and did their thing.
If you ask why a food bank needs muscle you've never been to one. Motherfuckers be starting shit.
I got to keep some good n'gather salads nobody wanted and a giant bag of flour amongst other things so I'm baking some bread later.
Downstairs tard went and was looking strung out. I know he's home because I can smell the giant bottle of dollar tree cleaner he regularly empties on the floor.
If you ask why a food bank needs muscle you've never been to one. Motherfuckers be starting shit.
I got to keep some good n'gather salads nobody wanted and a giant bag of flour amongst other things so I'm baking some bread later.
Downstairs tard went and was looking strung out. I know he's home because I can smell the giant bottle of dollar tree cleaner he regularly empties on the floor.
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I wouldn't doubt it can get that serious. People don't appreciate the kindness of others.
Nice!
Surprised he can clean at all (or just thinks it would do it for him).
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He doesn't really, he just dumps it on the floor and scoots it around with a broom.
The powerful stench coming from his backdoor could defeat Wolverine.
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Deer use controlled cancer genes to grow antlers as fast as they do. Deer are cancermancers.
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Russia seems to like going for exotic pets like that. Of course this one came from a circus so that might explain his mild temper. Of course it's an important lesson they mention of using food to gain it's trust the way they've done it.
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I find it kind of depressing that some people feel the need to announce their leaving from this board.
If you actually need the closure of making it plain to a bunch of people you barely know that you're getting off this site like it's a bad case of opioid fever, you may want to reconsider the emotional investments you've made in your life. Unless you're making friends here, there's hardly any other reason to make a 'goodbye' post as a regular member other than announcing that addictive behavior on this website has done something to you mentally, or that you've put too much stock into something that isn't really made to put that much stock into you.
If you actually need the closure of making it plain to a bunch of people you barely know that you're getting off this site like it's a bad case of opioid fever, you may want to reconsider the emotional investments you've made in your life. Unless you're making friends here, there's hardly any other reason to make a 'goodbye' post as a regular member other than announcing that addictive behavior on this website has done something to you mentally, or that you've put too much stock into something that isn't really made to put that much stock into you.
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Downstairs tard is very agitated and has slammed doors all morning, I should be sleeping but it's Tardfest 2020.
I did yell "Stop slammin' th' fuckin' door you cocksucker!" but there's like 4 other people that could have been intended four and he tuned it out.
I know he's prolly immune to corona considering he lives in shit so I'll go pelt him with job applications and see what that does.
I did yell "Stop slammin' th' fuckin' door you cocksucker!" but there's like 4 other people that could have been intended four and he tuned it out.
I know he's prolly immune to corona considering he lives in shit so I'll go pelt him with job applications and see what that does.
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