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oh herro charlie chan, xinnie here, ching chong ching chang ching chong. Ret me translate to you white devils, We do not want our citizens escaping censorship by using games or apps like Tinder to talk to outsiders. That is why we are now blocking bat eaters from playing or talking with people outside of our wonderful country. Thankfully everyone is in our pockets so nobody will ever call out our human rights abuses and environmental damage.

And with that I say a hearty chong chong ding dong, my 200 year old mother is making her ancient chinese secret, dolphin pie, I cannot wait!
 
My state just announced that schools will be closed statewide for the rest of the school year.

I'm a substitute teacher and while my school district has said that we will be paid as normal for the rest of the school year, should I get a head start on seeing if I can find a summer job, and if so, what places are likely to be hiring during the current shutdown?
 
Elaine Benes said:
My state just announced that schools will be closed statewide for the rest of the school year.

I'm a substitute teacher and while my school district has said that we will be paid as normal for the rest of the school year, should I get a head start on seeing if I can find a summer job, and if so, what places are likely to be hiring during the current shutdown?
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I imagine grocery stores would be your best bet for hiring
 
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It's kind of amazing that there's no big movie that mixes anime characters and live-action actors like Cool World or Who Framed Roger Rabbit yet. Like, I know those kinds of movies are so rare because they're just so hard to make, but as popular as anime is today, you'd think there'd be at least one.

Plus, I wonder if those movies look too dated for kids today because of their traditionally western animation style.
 
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I made a nice neckbeard level melee weapon that goes in my hoodie inconspiciously.

To be accurate, I strung a few padlocks on strong paracord and they feel nice to swing around. Test hits on a pumpkin went well.


I imagine the "crack" sound they'll make will be pretty satisfying.
 
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I had to join Nextdoor just to see if my neighbors are bitching about me yet.
I've been telling everyone to fuck off like it's punctuation and I have no intention of stopping.
 
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The pair of cunty mice arrive in the evening and they are still very rapey and aggressive. One of the fuckers is eating good somewhere and is getting fatter by the day, it's the one trying to fuck the other one. I think I'm naming the mouse Boogie.
 
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Can't get over how I thought I mastered Current Year's logic where the least expected thing always happens, and using this "awareness" to insist Bernie was going to win. Of course I fell for an obvious red herring and should've realized that the latest virus scare would lead to the entire fucking world in lockdown.

It's like the universe is self-aware. :stress:
 
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