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Downstairs tard got a fresh bag of weed and has stopped having tantrums and attacking delivery people for now. The weed stench is incredible.



I think I'm dumping my very full dip spitter on his tard wranglers car when they visit Monday morning.
Fuck that agency for trapping us in here with this pants shitting mongoloid.
 
Basketball-Americans are celebrating getting their stimulus tugboats on Twitter and are already planning on buying stupid shit instead of paying bills.

I imagine some of my building tards will have procured more drugs by this time tomorrow. And overdose.

Somebody a street over had the grey death and the narcan didn't work.

I'll have finger sandwiches and coffee ready for the meatwagon driver so they are fueled up to haul their bodies off to the city dump.
 
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Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo said:
Basketball-Americans are celebrating getting their stimulus tugboats on Twitter and are already planning on buying stupid shit instead of paying bills.

I imagine some of my building tards will have procured more drugs by this time tomorrow. And overdose.

Somebody a street over had the grey death and the narcan didn't work.

I'll have finger sandwiches and coffee ready for the meatwagon driver so they are fueled up to haul their bodies off to the city dump.
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If you want to make them suffer, get some bags of Haribo sugar-free gummy bears (they act as a very powerful laxative) and leave them lying around where the tards will see them (just don't let them see you place the bags).

That ought to make 'em squirm.
 
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The two mice that got in are desperately hungry and whenever I cook food or get delivery, the second they get a whiff they get into a squeaky bitchy mouse fight.

I gotta get a snap trap.
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I never thought I'd find something like that interesting but I've been watching his videos for about a year now.
 
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So I found this really old computer file last night from a high school class some eight or so years ago. It was History of Rock and we had to come up with a concept (names and descriptions of songs) for a rock opera.

Mine was a rock opera set in the Vietnam War about a Black conscript named "Leroy Tyrone Chapelle."

The bad part is that I wasn't even trying to be racist, that's apparently what my teenage brain came up with as a normal Black name.
 
I went around the stairwell with lysol spray because downstairs Tard(tm)'s funk has taken on permanence and possibly sentience.

I can almost feel like his pheremone cloud is going to birth a clone of him soon.
I've talked to the local politicians office about demanding they (his tard wrangling agency) remove him from here after being declared a health hazard.



It's bad enough returning to the funk after work but sitting up here 24/7 wondering when hellfunk demons will burst in here demanding Newports is exhausting.


Edit: two cans of strong stuff and a rag stuffed in the peephole and wafts of mummy farts aren't getting in.

You would say that Tard is dead and that's why it stinks around his place but I'm watching him twitch and stim at the busstop nobody is using right now.


There's another guy who is nonverbal that lives nearby and has an elaborate routine of stimming and puffing on a cig before getting on the bus and HE has been wearing ppe and using sanitizer while he's tarding around. Some tards are ok.
 
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Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo said:
I went around the stairwell with lysol spray because downstairs Tard(tm)'s funk has taken on permanence and possibly sentience.

I can almost feel like his pheremone cloud is going to birth a clone of him soon.
I've talked to the local politicians office about demanding they (his tard wrangling agency) remove him from here after being declared a health hazard.



It's bad enough returning to the funk after work but sitting up here 24/7 wondering when hellfunk demons will burst in here demanding Newports is exhausting.


Edit: two cans of strong stuff and a rag stuffed in the peephole and wafts of mummy farts aren't getting in.

You would say that Tard is dead and that's why it stinks around his place but I'm watching him twitch and stim at the busstop nobody is using right now.


There's another guy who is nonverbal that lives nearby and has an elaborate routine of stimming and puffing on a cig before getting on the bus and HE has been wearing ppe and using sanitizer while he's tarding around. Some tards are ok.
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Your adventures in poverty are an inspiration.
 
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Your adventures in poverty are an inspiration.
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My trumpcheck is going to get me out of here. I imagine by later this morning he'll insist on rubbing his foreskin on each a d every one and cause a further delay.
 
I will gain an additional tardsafari Friday when all tugboat receipients receive the $1200. I already know the closest 7-11 is closed for CoofClean from 11pm-7am so I think I will stake out Walmart in my craziest ppe. I have shit that looks like the first act from a superhero movie when they're still figuring out the costume.

I think I'm getting my trumpbuxx at midnight and have a amazon cart ready to go.

As an additional note they (Walmart)sell Redseal, it's kinda cheap shit but sometimes you want a bologna sandwich instead of steak, dipwise.

I got a look for packing a dip from a Karen and I said it probably kills germs in your mouth.
I wasn't dipping for awhile and I was getting these smelly tonsil stones, I'd cough up one of those stinknuggets that were like hardened bad breath and after two days back with my pal Bobby Stoker never got one again. The more you know.
I now have legal representation for downstairs tards activities since he's still partying with gross homeless people. They tried to involuntarily commit him but his wrangler insisted he'd get the coof in the psych ward.

I flung a wad of used redman on her windshield.

Other than scouting new lolcow talent, Twitch is fucking unbearable anymore. I had a munchausens scammer but since Coofworld tour started all she's done is tweet the most basic bitching about coof that any moron can say. That milk dried up.

I'm so fucking bored with that shit.
 
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I am unreasonably upset about this.
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I am too, gone are the innocent days of misspent youth.
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