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Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo said:
If I'm going to fuck up and get a thread here, believe me I can do much better.

I'm fucking stuck in a slumlord building and all my titty bars and places are closed and I'm going to snap soon.
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If you're going to snap, at least get a better score than Couch Cuck.

(Or just snap in a way that doesn't harm anyone)
 
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I just want my hometown dive bars back mang.

A few years back at the one down the road from my block one of my old history teachers offered me coke. When I hesitated he immediately pressed his arms on me and told me to never accept any offer from him or anyone there again in a panic.

Hope he's doing okay.
 
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I didn't practice 100 percent mask compliance for my trip to Target today. Anytime someone criticized me, I said "Thanks, Karen."

One of the Target chicks was exactly the type I like, small b cups. Long legs, big ass. I probably shouldn't have done a Bane impression but it's not like I had a chance anyways.
 
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So, does pretty much every Twitch streamer with a vagina or they think they do have a Patreo-onlysimps? Do they think simp money is unlimited? And attention?
As a former strip club regular, you have a few girls who get all the business, ol' reliable girls who aren't as hot but give good dances and then there's the rest of the girls nobody gives a fuck about.

You might tip them once at the stage just to see new vagina and boobs, but you get it out of your system and go back to Candy and Lacy and Paris or maybe Dakota if those chicks are getting some high rollers that night and are busy.
 
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Getting groceries earlier and I get a call from my friend. I tell him I'll call him back in a few and hang up. Some random dude comes up to me, says "I know this is going to be a really weird question, but do you play League of Legends? Your voice sounds really familiar."

I've never played LoL and told him so. He looks confused, apologizes and says "I swear I've heard your voice before." And asks me if I've played a couple other games he apparently does. Negative.

I don't think I have that distinctive a voice, but apparently Random Grocery Shopping Guy does. Alright then.
 
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Sometimes I wish I could just hit my head and forget all I know about niche subjects and Internet culture.
Ignorance is a bliss and being immersed in cringe culture for so long actually corrodes the soul somewhat.

Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo said:
So, does pretty much every Twitch streamer with a vagina or they think they do have a Patreo-onlysimps? Do they think simp money is unlimited? And attention?
As a former strip club regular, you have a few girls who get all the business, ol' reliable girls who aren't as hot but give good dances and then there's the rest of the girls nobody gives a fuck about.

You might tip them once at the stage just to see new vagina and boobs, but you get it out of your system and go back to Candy and Lacy and Paris or maybe Dakota if those chicks are getting some high rollers that night and are busy.
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An actually friendly e-thot would be an innovation. Seriously, most of the internet are friend simulators anyway, so having a "cool big sis" would work very well in the current environment.

Namesarehardtocomeupwith said:
Do you guys think there's a threshold for too old to learn a new language? Or a new skill for that matter.
I've been putting off learning japanese for a few years now with a bunch of excused and now when I finally decided to do it I'm feel like my brain won't be able to absorb all that new mumbo jumbo.
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Nah. All you would lose with aging is the XP boost when it comes to learning when the brain is still growing like crazy. The pontential is still threre. The biggest hurdle is getting back to habit and actually learn stuff. Learning is a skill on it's own worth keeping sharp and clean.

Mess around it for like 30 minutes or so every day, you will start building up a habit and eventually not learning the language will feel as weird as thinking about learning it now.
 
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Some of these Zoom support groups I've attended (at my doctors request) are like the Justice League of munchausens, animal hoarding, flat out mental retardation and everything people crave in lolcows here. I cannot take anymore poetry.

I can't.
 
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Rewatching 90s and early 2000s movies, it's clear to me that Lacey Chabert was way hotter than Jennifer Love Hewitt.


I know my date smacked me when she appeared on screen in Lost in Space. Your gf will spot a hot chick way before you do.
 
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