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judge claude frollo said:
I am missing 80% of my packages from UPS/Fedex
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Funny these stories are coming in so much recently. I've literally never had a problem with any kind of delivery, but today, I almost missed a USPS delivery because some idiot at the USPS put some dumb sticker over top of my actual address. Luckily my postman (who is a cool guy) painstakingly peeled it off only slightly damaging it, leaving part of the address barely legible, and the rest destroyed, but he figured out where it went anyway. It's like the fucking infrastructure is collapsing.
 
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AnOminous said:
Funny these stories are coming in so much recently. I've literally never had a problem with any kind of delivery, but today, I almost missed a USPS delivery because some idiot at the USPS put some dumb sticker over top of my actual address. Luckily my postman (who is a cool guy) painstakingly peeled it off only slightly damaging it, leaving part of the address barely legible, and the rest destroyed, but he figured out where it went anyway. It's like the fucking infrastructure is collapsing.
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I would love to have sex with the postman
 
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AnOminous said:
Funny these stories are coming in so much recently. I've literally never had a problem with any kind of delivery, but today, I almost missed a USPS delivery because some idiot at the USPS put some dumb sticker over top of my actual address. Luckily my postman (who is a cool guy) painstakingly peeled it off only slightly damaging it, leaving part of the address barely legible, and the rest destroyed, but he figured out where it went anyway. It's like the fucking infrastructure is collapsing.
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Your post man sounds like an absolute king, I'm jealous. I've never had so much troubles before, but I guess it's to be expected. It's just weird how I got a few while the rest are just nonexistent.
 
They folded the "Dryft" nic salt pouches into the Velo brand and made them mailorder only.
That black cherry is pretty good but the usps has shit the bed around here so I guess I will just buy Zyn or On! if I want nic packs.
 
I suspect there is a large correlation between watching CNN and allowing your dog to use piss mats in the house instead of going outside.
 
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The gas station gave me an tin of Skoal Snus and wow is it overflavored.
It's like toothpaste. You want to taste that rich, American tobacco.
 
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Dark Edea said:
I suspect there is a large correlation between watching CNN and allowing your dog to use piss mats in the house instead of going outside.
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I don't understand people who let their dogs piss and shit in their house. If any of my dogs pissed in my house it'd be alarming enough to take them to the vet, and that's how it should be.
 
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I've found a website with hilariously blunt, slightly engrishly film descriptions.

Virgin Hunters (1994)

In the future, corporations have taken over the world and banned sex. A group of rebellious high school students devise a way to go back in time to the present day and try change history to prevent that from happening.

IMDB score: 3.9

Cannibal! The Musical (1993)

Heading through Colorado Territory searching for gold and women, Alferd Packer along with his number of bemused companions end up starving and musically inspired by the obstacles they confront along the way, including a die-hard Confederate cyclops, a trio of surly trappers, a tribe of Japanese-speaking"Indians," and eventually, eachother.

IMDB score: 7.1

Dollman vs. Demonic Toys (1993)

The Demonic Toys are back, so policewoman Judith Grey seeks the help of 12 inch tall Dollman and his 12 inch tall girlfriend, Nurse Ginger. The Toys hole up in an evil deserted toy factory and it's up to Dollman to keep the Toys from summoning the powers of darkness to the Earth.

IMDB score: 4.4
 
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I've found a website with hilariously blunt, slightly engrishly film descriptions.

Virgin Hunters (1994)

In the future, corporations have taken over the world and banned sex. A group of rebellious high school students devise a way to go back in time to the present day and try change history to prevent that from happening.

IMDB score: 3.9

Cannibal! The Musical (1993)

Heading through Colorado Territory searching for gold and women, Alferd Packer along with his number of bemused companions end up starving and musically inspired by the obstacles they confront along the way, including a die-hard Confederate cyclops, a trio of surly trappers, a tribe of Japanese-speaking"Indians," and eventually, eachother.

IMDB score: 7.1

Dollman vs. Demonic Toys (1993)

The Demonic Toys are back, so policewoman Judith Grey seeks the help of 12 inch tall Dollman and his 12 inch tall girlfriend, Nurse Ginger. The Toys hole up in an evil deserted toy factory and it's up to Dollman to keep the Toys from summoning the powers of darkness to the Earth.

IMDB score: 4.4
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Those films are all kino and deserve better reviews. You have to see them on vhs to truly feel the magic.
 
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