The General Thread

[spaps]

Turns out that my stepsister was behind me for two minutes watching me play DOOM 2 against bots, and I didn't notice her. She's fucking creepy. Hell, sometimes she just stares at me with a blank expression. I look away and look back, and she's still watching.

 

[LM 697]

Turns out that my stepsister was behind me for two minutes watching me play DOOM 2 against bots, and I didn't notice her. She's fucking creepy. Hell, sometimes she just stares at me with a blank expression. I look away and look back, and she's still watching.

Looks like one day you might be DOOMed.

 

[spaps]

So, my stepdad wanted my family (minus my sister and mom, since they're away) to watch a movie. I wanted to watch Ace Ventura. Y'know what we watched? White Chicks. I thought to myself, 'well, maybe it won't be so bad.' Wrong. I left after the first half-hour. It was awful. Why are the others laughing their fucking heads off?

Type the Konami code on this page. Trust me.
http://www.vogue.co.uk/

 

[José Mourinho]

So DOTA 2 is free to play now. Feel sorry for those who actually bought DOTA 2.

 

[Stratochu]

I thought that cleasea wolfe shit was dead

I þink it's been dead for monþs and monþs. And I þink þe þorn symbol needs to come þe hell back to þe CWCki Forums.

 

[José Mourinho]

Let's revive þis þorn symbol.

 

[LM 697]

No.

 

[Stratochu]

No.

 

[Saney]

I'm coming down with a cold. Since I know you guys can't live without me ('cause I'm awesome), you'll have to take care of me so I don't die. Someone get me some soup, STAT.

 

[Midnight Kissy Bull]

I'm coming down with a cold. Since I know you guys can't live without me ('cause I'm awesome), you'll have to take care of me so I don't die. Someone get me some soup, STAT.

Anyone know how to attach chicken soup to a post? Pictures don't count. Saney needs the real thing!

 

[Stratochu]

I'm coming down with a cold. Since I know you guys can't live without me ('cause I'm awesome), you'll have to take care of me so I don't die. Someone get me some soup, STAT.

I know I'm not taking care of your holey buttocks or DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS.

 

[The Hunter]

The thought of macaroni & cheese disgusts me these days, but I'm pretty sure I could eat a whole pot of it...

Weird.

 

[Saney]

I'm coming down with a cold. Since I know you guys can't live without me ('cause I'm awesome), you'll have to take care of me so I don't die. Someone get me some soup, STAT.

I know I'm not taking care of your holey buttocks or DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS.

Fine, but I get to use your sleeves as a hanky, deal?

 

[Dollars2010]

I'm coming down with a cold. Since I know you guys can't live without me ('cause I'm awesome), you'll have to take care of me so I don't die. Someone get me some soup, STAT.

I hope this chicken soup makes you feel better.

 

[The Hunter]

I'm coming down with a cold. Since I know you guys can't live without me ('cause I'm awesome), you'll have to take care of me so I don't die. Someone get me some soup, STAT.

I hope this chicken soup makes you feel better.

There's nothing wrong with me, but that made me feel better.

 

[Midnight Kissy Bull]

I saw this YTP years ago, and it still makes me laugh. (WARNING: There's some ear rape in this one.)

[youtube]8QcFjITXzPs[/youtube]

For the curious (or not curious, I don't care), the guy speaking at the beginning and the end ("They finally let me out!" and that whole "To be or not to be" speech) is from none other than this particular Robotniks' voice actor, Long John Baldry. Both bits are from his albums.

 

[Stratochu]

I'm coming down with a cold. Since I know you guys can't live without me ('cause I'm awesome), you'll have to take care of me so I don't die. Someone get me some soup, STAT.

I know I'm not taking care of your holey buttocks or DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS.

Fine, but I get to use your sleeves as a hanky, deal?

OK

 

[Bugaboo]

I saw this YTP years ago, and it still makes me laugh. (WARNING: There's some ear rape in this one.)

[youtube]8QcFjITXzPs[/youtube]

For the curious (or not curious, I don't care), the guy speaking at the beginning and the end ("They finally let me out!" and that whole "To be or not to be" speech) is from none other than this particular Robotniks' voice actor, Long John Baldry. Both bits are from his albums.

This is my favorite poop
[youtube]30N1iruh1Vg[/youtube]

 

[spaps]

On the topic of YTP:
[youtube]94mMVTlMMOY[/youtube]
Also, SSBMEXPERT's stuff is hilarious.

 

[José Mourinho]

I saw this YTP years ago, and it still makes me laugh. (WARNING: There's some ear rape in this one.)

[youtube]8QcFjITXzPs[/youtube]

For the curious (or not curious, I don't care), the guy speaking at the beginning and the end ("They finally let me out!" and that whole "To be or not to be" speech) is from none other than this particular Robotniks' voice actor, Long John Baldry. Both bits are from his albums.

This is my favorite poop
[youtube]30N1iruh1Vg[/youtube]

Oh boy, this is one of my favourites!