The General Thread

[judge claude frollo]

I am having trouble eating past 900 calories, I don't mean to restrict myself but now I'm getting sick because of it

 

[AnOminous]

Well kiwis, it's almost Halloween, which raises the question- who should win Ghost of the Year?

Which spook deserves this honor?

George Floyd.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I had to use a Burger King restroom and came upon the aftermath of a scene where it appeared that a guy was breakdancing while pooing and peeing at the same time, and I realized this guy actually has more value as a entertainer than the bulk of Twitch streamers,Vtubers and Rob Liefeld combined.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I had to use a Burger King restroom and came upon the aftermath of a scene where it appeared that a guy was breakdancing while pooing and peeing at the same time, and I realized this guy actually has more value as a entertainer than the bulk of Twitch streamers,Vtubers and Rob Liefeld combined.

You are blessed

 

[Bender]

I had to use a Burger King restroom and came upon the aftermath of a scene where it appeared that a guy was breakdancing while pooing and peeing at the same time, and I realized this guy actually has more value as a entertainer than the bulk of Twitch streamers,Vtubers and Rob Liefeld combined.

Someone in retail told me a harrowing story of a homeless woman who used their store's toilet. The first staff member to go in instantly bailed and called for backup, the toilets were then shut to the public while staff were mopping literal crap off the walls and ceiling. It was descibed as "it was like she was throwing it around".

I'll never understand people.

 

[Shidoen]

Someone in retail told me a harrowing story of a homeless woman who used their store's toilet. The first staff member to go in instantly bailed and called for backup, the toilets were then shut to the public while staff were mopping literal crap off the walls and ceiling. It was descibed as "it was like she was throwing it around".

I'll never understand people.

Look at a monkey and give it crack. Exact same situation except it‘s in an enclosure.

 

[Sundae]

Happy Halloween, everybody.

 

[TheClansmen]

Happy Hallows 'Eve fellow farmers. Are you gonna dress up as anything?

 

[SandyCat]

Happy Hallows 'Eve fellow farmers. Are you gonna dress up as anything?

We were allowed costumes at work so I went as a spooky ghost but they told me to take it off as it apparently "offended modern sensibilities"

Spoiler

 

[A Grey Cat]

So...do you consider Halloween over when it's midnight on November 1st or when the sun comes up on November 1st?

 

[SandyCat]

So...do you consider Halloween over when it's midnight on November 1st or when the sun comes up on November 1st?

Halloween is never truly over when everyone has a spooky skeleton inside them

 

[AnOminous]

So...do you consider Halloween over when it's midnight on November 1st or when the sun comes up on November 1st?

Sun comes up because it's still spoopy and kids are still out vandalizing things or whatever that late. Also movies like Halloween show trick-or-treating even though the murderer commits his crimes later that night. So it's still Halloween.

 

[Sundae]

Happy Hallows 'Eve fellow farmers. Are you gonna dress up as anything?

Had planned on going to a local Halloween party as Bane from The Dark Knight Rises, but between financial issues and family medical issues involving an elderly grandma with Alzheimer's I had to change my plans.

Still had a good Halloween, and there's always next year.

 

[TheClansmen]

Had planned on going to a local Halloween party as Bane from The Dark Knight Rises, but between financial issues and family medical issues involving an elderly grandma with Alzheimer's I had to change my plans.

Still had a good Halloween, and there's always next year.

Damn that sucks to hear. I hope your grandma is okay dude.

 

[Sundae]

Damn that sucks to hear. I hope your grandma is okay dude.

Thanks mate. She's doing good, all things considered.

 

[SandyCat]

Eating grapes is gay because you're putting juicy balls in your mouth

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

>Biden is not an academic, he's not a theoretical thinker, he's a great street pol. He comes from a long line of working people in Scranton—auto salesmen, car dealers, people who know how to make a sale
>auto salesmen, car dealers,
>working people
What a story, Mark

 

[KingCoomer]

Eating grapes is gay because you're putting juicy balls in your mouth

I ate a pound of grapes yesterday thank you.

 

[SandyCat]

I ate a pound of grapes yesterday thank you.

That's a entire pound of gay

 

[LongtimeLurker]

Figured no one else but the Farms would appreciate this anecdote. My kid's learning to read and spell and is real into showing off and practicing his new skill any chance he can. Decided to check the Farms while he was playing and he popped up over my shoulder.

Long story short I just had to listen to my kid spell out and then read "Christian Weston Chandler".