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My cousin was on the same flight as him once. I can't remember exactly what happened but she did something to humiliate herself and he got annoyed with her.
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s him, so it made it even worse.
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I got a free pulled pork sandwich at KFC today. Ordered the snack wraps and the cook mistook it for the sandwich. It wasn't just the upgrade, they put in the wrap I ordered as well.
Then I go to Walmart and they have Serenity, Robocop and The Big Lebowski for $10 or less each.
I'm worried there's trouble on the horizon.
Then I go to Walmart and they have Serenity, Robocop and The Big Lebowski for $10 or less each.
I'm worried there's trouble on the horizon.
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But why would anyone spend $150+ on slippers?
I love when stuff like this happens. Enjoy your
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You Australians must find this to be a rather Uggly fashion trend.
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Australians are very vain, only the most expensive slippers will do.
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I have a 16" John Matrix too but it's not a toy.
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I was watching old Siskel & Ebert clips today, and realized the opening reminded me way too much of Perfect Strangers since they're both set in Chicago, so obviously:
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This is my version of #convoy
Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Stump. You gotta copy on me, Homer, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Homer, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Spergtown, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Homer, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a #convoy
Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a short bus hauling autists
We is headin' for waifus on I-one-oh
'Bout a mile outta Spergytown
I says, "Homer, this here's the Stump.
"And I'm about to put the banhammer down."
[Chorus]
Cause we got a little #convoy
Spergin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little #convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our #convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this spergin' #convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
#Convoy!
[On the CB]
Ah, breaker, Homer, this here's the Stump. And, you wanna back off them DIRTY CRAPPER BRIEFS? Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so. Ten, roger. Them briefs is gettin' in-tense up here.
By the time we got into Exceptional Individual town,
We had eighty-five trucks in all.
But they's a trollblock up on the cloverleaf,
And them feminists was wall-to-wall.
Yeah, them feminazis is thick as bugs on a bumper;
They even had one in the air!
I says, "Callin' all spergs, this here's the Stump.
"We about to go a-huntin' #feminists."
[Chorus]
[On the CB]
Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Homer? Negatory, Homer; you're still too close. Yeah, them DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten.
Well, we rolled up Interstate 44
Like a Chris-Chan about to get tail.
We tore up all of our psych evaluations,
And left 'em settin' on the rails.
By the time we hit that LoveShy-town,
Them feminists was a-gettin' smart:
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Tumblr National Guard.
There's armored feminazis, and SJW's, and haters,
And trolls of ev'ry size.
Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a women
And hateful comments filled the skies.
Well, we shot the line and we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' spergs
An' eleven long-haired Friends a' the CWCKI
In a Sonichu micra-bus.
[On the CB]
Ah, Homer to Peppy, come over. Yeah, 10-4, Peppy? Lissen, you wanna put that micra-bus in behind our Glorious Leader? Yeah, he's haulin' retards, and he needs all the help he can get.
Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey shore
And prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with feminists
But I didn't have a dog-goned privilege.
I says, "Homer, this here's the Stump.
"We just ain't a-gonna pay no privilege."
So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight
I says "Let them webcams roll, 10-4."
[Chorus]
#Convoy! Ah, 10-4, Homer, what's your twenty?
Convoy! 14 BRANCHLAND COURT? Well, they oughta know what to do with them DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS out there fer shure. Well, mercy sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the trolls off your
Tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Stump on the side.
#Convoy! We gone. 'Bye,'bye.
Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Stump. You gotta copy on me, Homer, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Homer, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Spergtown, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Homer, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a #convoy
Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a short bus hauling autists
We is headin' for waifus on I-one-oh
'Bout a mile outta Spergytown
I says, "Homer, this here's the Stump.
"And I'm about to put the banhammer down."
[Chorus]
Cause we got a little #convoy
Spergin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little #convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our #convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this spergin' #convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
#Convoy!
[On the CB]
Ah, breaker, Homer, this here's the Stump. And, you wanna back off them DIRTY CRAPPER BRIEFS? Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so. Ten, roger. Them briefs is gettin' in-tense up here.
By the time we got into Exceptional Individual town,
We had eighty-five trucks in all.
But they's a trollblock up on the cloverleaf,
And them feminists was wall-to-wall.
Yeah, them feminazis is thick as bugs on a bumper;
They even had one in the air!
I says, "Callin' all spergs, this here's the Stump.
"We about to go a-huntin' #feminists."
[Chorus]
[On the CB]
Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Homer? Negatory, Homer; you're still too close. Yeah, them DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten.
Well, we rolled up Interstate 44
Like a Chris-Chan about to get tail.
We tore up all of our psych evaluations,
And left 'em settin' on the rails.
By the time we hit that LoveShy-town,
Them feminists was a-gettin' smart:
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Tumblr National Guard.
There's armored feminazis, and SJW's, and haters,
And trolls of ev'ry size.
Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a women
And hateful comments filled the skies.
Well, we shot the line and we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' spergs
An' eleven long-haired Friends a' the CWCKI
In a Sonichu micra-bus.
[On the CB]
Ah, Homer to Peppy, come over. Yeah, 10-4, Peppy? Lissen, you wanna put that micra-bus in behind our Glorious Leader? Yeah, he's haulin' retards, and he needs all the help he can get.
Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey shore
And prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with feminists
But I didn't have a dog-goned privilege.
I says, "Homer, this here's the Stump.
"We just ain't a-gonna pay no privilege."
So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight
I says "Let them webcams roll, 10-4."
[Chorus]
#Convoy! Ah, 10-4, Homer, what's your twenty?
Convoy! 14 BRANCHLAND COURT? Well, they oughta know what to do with them DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS out there fer shure. Well, mercy sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the trolls off your
Tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Stump on the side.
#Convoy! We gone. 'Bye,'bye.