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A-Stump said:
This is my version of #convoy

Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Stump. You gotta copy on me, Homer, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Homer, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Spergtown, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Homer, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a #convoy

Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a short bus hauling autists
We is headin' for waifus on I-one-oh
'Bout a mile outta Spergytown
I says, "Homer, this here's the Stump.
"And I'm about to put the banhammer down."

[Chorus]
Cause we got a little #convoy
Spergin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little #convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our #convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this spergin' #convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
#Convoy!

[On the CB]
Ah, breaker, Homer, this here's the Stump. And, you wanna back off them DIRTY CRAPPER BRIEFS? Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so. Ten, roger. Them briefs is gettin' in-tense up here.

By the time we got into Exceptional Individual town,
We had eighty-five trucks in all.
But they's a trollblock up on the cloverleaf,
And them feminists was wall-to-wall.
Yeah, them feminazis is thick as bugs on a bumper;
They even had one in the air!
I says, "Callin' all spergs, this here's the Stump.
"We about to go a-huntin' #feminists."

[Chorus]

[On the CB]
Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Homer? Negatory, Homer; you're still too close. Yeah, them DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten.

Well, we rolled up Interstate 44
Like a Our Pet Lolcow about to get tail.
We tore up all of our psych evaluations,
And left 'em settin' on the rails.
By the time we hit that LoveShy-town,
Them feminists was a-gettin' smart:
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Tumblr National Guard.
There's armored feminazis, and SJW's, and haters,
And trolls of ev'ry size.
Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a women
And hateful comments filled the skies.
Well, we shot the line and we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' spergs
An' eleven long-haired Friends a' the CWCKI
In a Sonichu micra-bus.

[On the CB]
Ah, Homer to Peppy, come over. Yeah, 10-4, Peppy? Lissen, you wanna put that micra-bus in behind our Glorious Leader? Yeah, he's haulin' retards, and he needs all the help he can get.

Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey shore
And prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with feminists
But I didn't have a dog-goned privilege.
I says, "Homer, this here's the Stump.
"We just ain't a-gonna pay no privilege."
So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight
I says "Let them webcams roll, 10-4."

[Chorus]

#Convoy! Ah, 10-4, Homer, what's your twenty?
Convoy! 14 BRANCHLAND COURT? Well, they oughta know what to do with them DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS out there fer shure. Well, mercy sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the trolls off your
Tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Stump on the side.
#Convoy! We gone. 'Bye,'bye.
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I just saw that from the b list site, I hope they have it on youtube
 
I'm watching the '67 version of Casino Royale. The Baccarat match was like five minutes long, what the fuck? Hell, they didn't even get to the casino until more than halfway through the movie, and Le Chiffre was killed by SMERSH about 15 minutes after his introduction. Christ, this movie is nothing but padding. I don't even know what they're going to do with the last half-hour.
 
spaps said:
I'm watching the '67 version of Casino Royale. The Baccarat match was like five minutes long, what the fuck? Hell, they didn't even get to the casino until more than halfway through the movie, and Le Chiffre was killed by SMERSH about 15 minutes after his introduction. Christ, this movie is nothing but padding. I don't even know what they're going to do with the last half-hour.
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It's not an actual bond movie
 
Saney said:
It is better than the Daniel Craig version though.
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Oh totally. Especially when woody allen, peter sellers, billy wilder, and terry southern were just a few who worked on the screenplay.
 
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I've posted many videos from Super Password, but here's one from its older sister. Starring Elizabeth Montgomery, who I'm sure we all know and love.

 
If you like the Price is Right, I've got a treat for you. In the 40+ years of the shows history, there have been many games that have come and went. Reasons why these games get retired range from mechanical problems, to the host incorrectly describing the rules on one chance episode, to reminding viewers of the horrors of the holocaust (yes, thats an actual reason why one game was retired). First off, is the sister game to the famous "Cliffhangers" game. Both created in the same year, by the same person, and both featuring a little man, "Hurdles" lasted from 1976 to 1982, right before the 80s truly kicked in. As you can see, it was pretty mechanically complex, but it was pretty thrilling, I should say.



Now this one came to a surprise to me, since before 2004, this was known as one of the big three lost pricing games. For some reason or another, there have been no episodes from 1978 to air when the show was on GSN from 1996-2000. Thus, video of the three lost pricing games never existed until now, as apparently Wink Martindale has been posting a bunch of awesome stuff.

I'll be subscribing now.
 
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Heck yes did I have some sick pattern going on! :cool:
Now I'll have to stop posting forever when I reach 2500 posts and likes so GO WORK ON IT
 
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Oh dear, I'm trying to get through the critically panned Matthew Broderick film "Inspector Gadget". I think I just saw a metaphor for bukkae.
 

Here's one more TPIR clip I happened upon later on last night. Turns out this was a game exclusive to the nighttime show, way back in 1972. Bob Barker wasn't a fan of fur coats (and that eventually led to them being completely banned), he'd never enjoy playing a game with three of them.

The only reason I posted this, though, is because the third model in the game, Janice Pennington (who was on the show from 1972-2000) is freaking gorgeous.
 
I can't even look at Steam Greenlight anymore, it's revolting how bad the quality control is.
 
Only about a month before I turn 18. So excite because I'm a fucking lazy ass who still doesn't have a job.
 
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