The General Thread

So I really don't like the people I work with. One asked me today, "If you hate it here so much why do you work here?"
As if it never occurred to me to send my resume elsewhere. Because jobs just fall out of the sky.
It's funny because I think they really want to take over my shift but they've been working at my job for quite some time and still can't do anything without first asking me twenty questions. And then when I try to explain how to do what they're asking, they get argumentative as if I was bothering them.:roll:
 
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I'm going to start using the :sub: smilie when I'm talking about eating something that might be past its prime. It's the Homer's Sandwich smilie.

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Like me right now drinking this iced coffee from 1 pm. It was in my hot car for a bit today. I mean, I put it in my fridge when I got home this afternoon, but you never know!
 
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The opening of Step by Step is just the most amazing thing put on television. I have no video.

Watch it on the Hub, every night at 10PM. On a television. There's no other way to see Sasha Mitchel, Staci Keenan and Angela Wattson's great smiles.
 
Why does the stupid library say I have things overdue? I returned Onibaba and Chi's Sweet Home Vol. 1-3 on the day they were due! (Well, I did for Onibaba and Vol 2 of Chi, Vol. 1 and 3 weren't due till the 28th of this month, but might as well return 'em, I was done with 'em)

I swear to Christ if the incompetents at the library lost them and says I have to pay for them, I'll tell them to piss off. I returned them, so it's not my problem if the dumbasses their lost them.
 
So where I live, there are a lot of wild dogs. There's this one old one who's recently appeared in our neighborhood, but all he does is hang around the main street of our neighborhood, limping on three legs and moving to the other side whenever a car approaches him. And he just looks at you, smiling away, as you drive right past him as if to say "Hurr hurr, I'm still hanging around in the middle of the street."

:lol: Honestly, the dog makes me laugh so much.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
So where I live, there are a lot of wild dogs. There's this one old one who's recently appeared in our neighborhood, but all he does is hang around the main street of our neighborhood, limping on three legs and moving to the other side whenever a car approaches him. And he just looks at you, smiling away, as you drive right past him as if to say "Hurr hurr, I'm still hanging around in the middle of the street."

:lol: Honestly, the dog makes me laugh so much.
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It'll be funny until someone accidentally runs him over.
 
Aiko Heiwa said:
Why does the stupid library say I have things overdue? I returned Onibaba and Chi's Sweet Home Vol. 1-3 on the day they were due! (Well, I did for Onibaba and Vol 2 of Chi, Vol. 1 and 3 weren't due till the 28th of this month, but might as well return 'em, I was done with 'em)

I swear to Christ if the incompetents at the library lost them and says I have to pay for them, I'll tell them to piss off. I returned them, so it's not my problem if the dumbasses their lost them.
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I stole an entire stack of books from the library. I didn't intentionally at first but they were being dicks and I was like whatever I'll keep your shit.
 
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A-Stump said:
I stole an entire stack of books from the library. I didn't intentionally at first but they were being dicks and I was like whatever I'll keep your shit.
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Luckily the problem was resolved.

My dad returned them after closign time on Saturday (apparently the library closed early Saturday or some shit) and since the library wasn't open on Sunday or Monday, they weren't returned in the computer.

Whoo not gonna have to pay the $1.50.
 
I had a problem like that before, too. I took a book back and they put it back on the shelf without scanning it back in, so it looked like I still had it out. I went back and told them about it, they scanned it and I was OK.

Once I was using a book for a research project and when I was done I put it in my backpack with my other books and took it without checking it out. I figured it out a few days later and took it back when my project was over :oops:
 
^ I'm surprised the alarms didn't go DINGDINGDINGDINGDING
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I'm reading up on Cisco Bum Wine for a blog entry I'll be writing soon, about the controversy it had in the early 90s (similar to the four loko controversy a few years ago). Anybody used to drink Cisco?
 
The line of the day thread has been disappointing me. I'm gonna have to post in it more.
 
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Today I learned that the Japanese title of Army of Darkness is "Captain Supermarket." That finally explains this.
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