The General Thread

[WW 635]

I got woken up by the Wetback Leafblower Squad® bright and early this morning, I guess Rabbi Schmeckle didn’t give them the day off.
Build that fucking wall, Trump.

Mexicans and Jews don't celebrate Thanksgiving

 

[AnOminous]

Mexicans and Jews don't celebrate Thanksgiving

Not true. Jews celebrate Thanksgiving by going to Chinese restaurants.

 

[WW 635]

Not true. Jews celebrate Thanksgiving by going to Chinese restaurants.

Isn't that also how Jews celebrate Christmas, Easter, and Shabbos?

 

[Morose_Obesity]

The boobie streamer situation on Twitch is getting worse.
I found some really ugly. fat chola doing nothing but putting on her makeup and brushing her hair.
It could’ve been that “Hambeast grooming simulator” game I heard Lane Bryant was sponsoring but I’m not sure.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Found this on Black People Twitter. Reads like a copy pasta.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

2woke4me

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Not too bad looking for an Indiana broad. Enough makeup and a hairstylist visit and she’d be 7/10.http://www.wndu.com/content/news/Westville-woman-arrested-for-stabbing-man-460010833.html

 

[Big Nasty]

A typical Kiwi Farmer:

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I got away with using the name “Korry Inndahäus” for about twelve hours on a website that prides itself in catching trolls quickly.
I guess someone on the next shift was a 90’s/00’s kid.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I really miss Dj qualls being in shitty sex comedies. Those were better times in America.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I saw some woman sitting outside of Kaiser tonight and she had some signs claiming that Kaiser Permanente kidnaps children.

 

[MunsterCheese]

Too bad politicians don't qualify for lolcow status.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I saw Redbox was selling a copy of Micro Machines world series for $5 so I bought it. it sucked for a $30 game but $5 is fine.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I saw Redbox was selling a copy of Micro Machines world series for $5 so I bought it. it sucked for a $30 game but $5 is fine.

And I just bought the only dlc for it. Rare achievements ya'll

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Does anyone else remember those Hot Wheels little cars where you had to put those weird batteries in them to make them drive on tracks?

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

I don't paint but I love watching Bob Ross. There's just something hypnotic about him. I'd put him on in the background while playing Dark Souls but then I'd end up neglecting my game.

I showed my sister, who does paint, an episode of The Joy of Painting because she couldn't believe he does landscapes in a half hour. She was hypnotized as well and wants to try out some of the techniques he mentioned.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I've noped the fuck out of most of the internet lately, just listening to 90s music, working on my bass/vocals.
feels good man.
The new tranny downstairs must be tired of me singing Stone Temple pilots country style. Fuck her/it. Well, not me.


It feels like the whole world is eating itself so I'm just not gonna be a part of that shit.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I cannot fix my damn sleep shedule...almost did it, but then took a nap mid-day (got tired from cleaning stuff), and here I am, 6 in the fucking morning, not a hint of sleep in my head.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I cannot fix my damn sleep shedule...almost did it, but then took a nap mid-day (got tired from cleaning stuff), and here I am, 6 in the fucking morning, not a hint of sleep in my head.

I started using Valerian root, shit is real calming. knocks my ass out without that Seroquel hangover.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I’m really liking the new 7-11 rewards system.
My main xyz powerlevel leave the house reason switched from a office in Lincoln Square to a downtown office near a Jewel urban concepts store and several 7-11s, lots of hotties, lots of places to get caffeine, lots of new and unsecured wifi for shenanigans.
Things are looking up.
I have completely run out of games to buy, otherwise. I have to find some new avenues of entertainment.