The General Thread

No, I sell cars! That's all! C'mon, I'm not a terrorist. I'm actually a complete coward, if I ever saw a gun, I'd...Oh God, no, please don't kill me. I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint! I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic! Oh God. Would a spy pee himself, huh? Please, I'm not worth a bullet. Oh, mercy sir!
 
So between watching the original trilogy, Rogue One, and The Last Jedi within the span of around a week and a half, I'm on a bit of a Star Wars kick right now. I was going to watch the Prequels since I've only ever seen Phantom Menace when I was sick as a child and even found them cheap at Walmart, but I was picking up some stuff for a party with my Mom who was looking for something to get me for Christmas. This was actually the day after I saw Last Jedi actually. So they're under the tree at my parent's place, and I decided to check out the Clone Wars cartoon I always avoided as a teenager (The sick kid me hated Phantom Menace and avoided the rest of the trilogy, I was like 10 at the time).

The cartoon is really good. Honestly, I'm liking Anakin in this so acting as supplementary materials it may make the Prequels go down easier. Or worse, if I end up wondering why the cartoon is that much better than the movie. We'll see.
 
i never have to worry about burning my popcorn though

it's there for a reason

It's often shitty, though, and just sets it to a fixed time. As the microwave ages, that means it will stop before the popcorn is popped. Unless it's a smart microwave with a humidity sensor, it's not guaranteed to do it right.
 
Starting today and lasting til the end of Christmas, I'm stuck babysitting two dogs for my sister's friends who are leaving the area to visit her. They had nobody else to dogsit and my sis thought of me. It's a little sad being away from family for Christmas, but at least I got a nice house and a tree to see for a few days.
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I just saw an opinion piece about how The Greatest Showman erases the history of PT Barnum being some old "violent" racist, and it just made me want to pay to see the film more than ever. So thanks, NBC News.
 
You know, for being a "troll" forum, you guys really up fucking pussys when it comes to threads. A lot more so than the Social Justice warrior hippie forum I post on called the shroomery. Almost all of my threads get deleted or locked because of "black peoples feelings" fucking bullshit.
 
You know, for being a "troll" forum, you guys really up fucking pussys when it comes to threads. A lot more so than the Social Justice warrior hippie forum I post on called the shroomery. Almost all of my threads get deleted or locked because of "black peoples feelings" fucking bullshit.
It's because you are insane.

Kys
 
FUCK BLACK PEOPLE! If I want to make a fucking post about a god damn black person, why the fuck does that mean my thread should get locked? Why the FUCK are you people so god damn uptight? Trolling a man who is literally retarde.d and mentally unwell is okay, but talking about black people is not allowed?? WHAT THE FLYING FUCK???????

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY AFRICA????????????
 
Had a nice Christmas Eve today. While going to a Walmart, I came across a lost gift card left down a craft aisle, found out it had $50 on it, and used it on a few items I've been looking to get. It was a lucky break.
 
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