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Apparently one of my neighbors is a thief.

I've...been leaving my door unlocked when I go out sometimes. That won't be happening again.
 
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I fucking hate cows like you wouldn't believe. They are the dumbest, stubbornest, most disgusting animals in existence.
 
I just walked upstairs to find my parents watching the Total Recall remake.

They're killing me inside.
 
The worst part is, they said that they're watching it because the original wasn't on Netflix. I have the damn thing on DVD. Hell, my mom was the one who bought it for me for Christmas last year.
 
god dammit
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GOD DAMMIT
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HOW DO PEOPLE STILL GET AWAY WITH SUCH SHIT ANATOMY
 
There is a frog somewhere outside that will not shut the fuck up. I love frogs, I think they're adorable, but CHRIST.

It barely takes a breath. Just MREEP MREEP MREEP MREEP MREEP all day and all night. If I could find it, I'd put it in someone else's yard. Far away.

Far far far away. I'm willing to walk a little while.
 

This dog and Grumpy Cat need to hang out.

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I finally found the Simpsons lego minifigures at Target. I got Krusty and Maggie. Maggie comes with Mr. Burns' bear, Bobo.

GOD DAMMIT
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HOW DO PEOPLE STILL GET AWAY WITH SUCH SHIT ANATOMY

I saw this picture first because I was reading bottom up, and I thought "why is Spiderman doing ballet? Why is his butt so round?"
 
I got my first English test back today.

I was really nervous because back in High School I made mostly D's in English or a C (If I got lucky)

But it was a 98! I missed a 100 by one question.
 
[3:35:03 PM] Male The Grape Ape: Throw away the chicken shit coke zero, you don't just want to drink it all down, you want to put the banhammer in me, and look me in the eye, and see what's going on in there when you swing it, that's what you want to do right?
 
We're a generation of Males raised by women.
Is another bann really what we need?
 
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