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Sprig of Parsley said:
Weird to contemplate, isn't it?
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It would be difficult to contemplate anything without it

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I came to an odd realization earlier in the year that I'm more excited about going to Harbor Freight than Gamestop these days. And that I was more excited about getting a new vacuum cleaner than some Nintendo Switch stuff. Growing up is pretty cool and perplexingly underrated.
 
I'm writing porn right now. It's quite dull, as porn goes; there's one man, one woman, they're both conventionally attractive consenting adults, they're going to fall in love (later in the story), and nobody is getting shat on or wearing a fursuit. This is so vanilla that I think it actually just counts as a romance novel. Perhaps I can flog it to the 35-and-older Harlequin-reading demographic.
 
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.
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Piss said:
I came to an odd realization earlier in the year that I'm more excited about going to Harbor Freight than Gamestop these days. And that I was more excited about getting a new vacuum cleaner than some Nintendo Switch stuff. Growing up is pretty cool and perplexingly underrated.
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Hardware stores are fun. I don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks, I fucking love going to hardware stores and looking for cool shit to fix shit with. There are lots of bog standard tools and stuff, yeah, but sometimes you run across these neat specialized gadgets for certain tasks that make them a cinch and you're like "Holy shit that's amazing where has this been all my life?"

Gamestop is legit depressing as someone who loves video games and I actually feel bad for people who work there because I'm told it sucks.

In other news I actually need to swing through a hardware section some time and grab some stuff to fix a slightly cracked door jamb and stripped screwholes. Some time back I took a tumble, grabbed onto my bathroom door to stop my fall and managed to wrench the top hinge loose and crack the jamb a bit. Could probably get away with wood glue and beefier screws to sink deeper into the frame. Also, coworker picked up an S7 Edge LDU cheaply and wants to convert it into a kind of PDA thing for work apps, and I need to figure out whether it can be safely rooted to remove the demo unit shit since I'm apparently the biggest tech-head in the group (scary to think about).
 
A black man and a chinese man were just hanging out the other day, watching some tv etc, and things of that nature. the black man say, "i gotta go take a leak" and walks off. the black man then returns. he says, "hey man, I think trent might be homosexual." the chinese man becomes very suprised. "Why would you say that??" Chinese man say. "Because trents got a dick in his ass right now." The black man say. The chinese man gasps! He gets up and runs down the hallway and opens up trents door. He sees a Nigerian man slamming his penis directly into trents anus. "YOU DISHONOR ME!!!" the chinese man says, and quickly pulls out a pistol and shoots the nigerian man in the side of the head. he falls to the ground dead. "What? I thought you knew I liked cocks." trent says. The chinese man catches a glimpse of trents anus. his mouth drops wide open. the chinese man sprints to trent and quickly slams his penis into the anus of a man named trent. Ejaculate.
 
Sīn the Moon Daddy said:
People don't have an internal monologue?
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I think you have to suppress it to be woke, like fundamentalists tell themselves any doubts they have are the Devil talking. It says things to them like "that dude with a penis shrieking it's MAAAAAAAA'AAAAAAM isn't a woman" and that's not acceptable.
 
Homosexual men have a internal monologue. It tells them that having a cock slammed into their anus is wrong, but they so badly want the lgbt points that they allow the cock to enter their anus anyway
 
The guy next door is starting to piss me off. I don't know whether he is visiting or staying. But he has a cute little beagle mix and he is constantly yelling at her every time she wants to hang with him. She is terrified of thunder and fireworks. Rather than comforting her he yells at her to go lay down. I don't feel like he is mistreating her badly. But he isn't a good dog owner and probably should give her to someone who is.

He is from rural North Carolina and the dog isn't used to the city. He lets her run around without a leash. This isn't a nice neighborhood and there is a bus and train terminal a few blocks away. She could easily wander off and get hit by a bus or car. She could get grabbed to be used as pit bull bait. He obviously has no idea how to train a dog. You can't just yell all the time.
 
Youtube put these videos in my 'recommended' tab earlier. Was not disappointed.


Sīn the Moon Daddy said:
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.
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"Media are no longer the Fourth Estate, the electorate is."
 
Just going through my clothes and cleaning out a bunch of stuff that is just starting to look too ratty to wear. A bunch of my white undershirts have inexplicably yellowed and bleach ain't fixing it. It's only the Calvin Kleins, which are all cotton. I seriously can't explain this, as the other white undershirts display no yellowing at all despite being at least part cotton.
 
Sprig of Parsley said:
Just going through my clothes and cleaning out a bunch of stuff that is just starting to look too ratty to wear. A bunch of my white undershirts have inexplicably yellowed and bleach ain't fixing it. It's only the Calvin Kleins, which are all cotton. I seriously can't explain this, as the other white undershirts display no yellowing at all despite being at least part cotton.
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That's peculiar, I use Fruit of the Loom undershirts and never wash them in bleach and they're still white anyway.
 
Trilby said:
That's peculiar, I use Fruit of the Loom undershirts and never wash them in bleach and they're still white anyway.
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Yeah, I don't know what to think. I don't smoke or do anything that would yellow them from exposure, and the other brands of white undershirt are fine. The cheaper ones held out better. No yellowing, no curls in collar, nothing.
 
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