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Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo said:
I really wish it was 1996 and I was driving around arguing with my bud about which one was the "good" Taco Bell right now as we listened to shitty grunge music.
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It's always this way in my town as the Taco Bells are split between corporate and franchised locations and it was easy to tell them apart.
 
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Pina Colada said:
Aced my final exam online with a 90!!! I officially have a Bachelor's and I couldn't be more proud of myself- spent a lot of time studying, fussing, and trapped with cabin fever, but it was worth it!
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Congrats! I can't imagine what it must've been like to finish a university degree in these kinds of conditions.
 
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Dom Cruise said:
Gotta go to a doctor's appointment in the morning.

Stepping outside these days makes me feel like Bruce Willis in 12 Monkeys.
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I bet, I do make a daily trip to a local food mart that's only a few houses from me.
 
The nightly squeaky rodent show has begun, I don't understand why the fat one squeaks so much and gives away his position. I'm going to get an extra strong trap and place it where I can put a camera on it, I want this fat bastard dead.

edit: it's still not even 3am and birds are all going "tweet tweet yo gurl do you want some fuck?"
 
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My school is letting any class taken this semester to be switched to pass/no-credit up to a week after grades are in, and I'm not sure if I should take advantage of it. I mean I'm definitely going to get lower grades than I would've without society losing its shit, but how are employers and grad programs going to look at it down the line? I'm in a catch-22 situation where I'm apathetic about my grades because everyone says GPA doesn't matter for STEM, but with the impending economic depression it could become much more important because even CS jobs are going to be much harder to find...
 
The tugboat tards did not get their stimulus trumpybuxx yet but foodstamps and regular tugboats hit at midnight. I'm guessing they'll get double payments so we're in for a weed and crack fuckfest unheard of before.

I hope they've got the rifles loaded with narcan darts.

I got stimulated and I cannot get any openings for grocery delivery. I did find by accident that Panera is letting people buy their cheese and veggies and fruit wholesale so I'll do that instead.

I ordered my dip from postmates and the delivery guy even gagged on the noxious fumes from downstairs tards apartment. His wrangler must have given him 20 bottles of bleach everytime they've visited. If he even sees me go outside he turns off all his lights and peeks out at me, I still see his jaundiced eyes in the window. It's like a dog hiding behind part of a curtain. My throat still burns from even being out the front door for a few minutes. His backdoor smells like concentrated Chris Chan.

I had to leave the stank for a couple of hours and walked around in a spiderman mask (I already had it pre-Coof) and people just kept a wide berth.

Even the bums think I'm crazy. I know it doesn't pair with camouflage pants and combat boots well but whatever.

The store I ordered from has these new disposable vapes called "bidi sticks" and they had a blueberry one that looked good and I can get my nicotine fix without digging a hogger out of my mouth in public. I know a mouth fedora is lame but I'm changing it up.
They had a big ass thing of hand sanitizer made by a local liquor company and the bottle looks cool.
This stuff is strong. I think it could sanitize Chris Chan's
un-clit
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It's been remarkably quiet, I hope downstairs tard's agency sent him to the ShadowTard zone today or put him back in a nursing home. I'm sure they're pissed at the herculean effort I've put in to stop his bullshit.

Some company ported a bunch of Double dragon nes games and side scroller beat em ups to the Xboner so that's where my gift card went. All these amazing graphics and online play and everything and the bulk of shit I play is what I played as a kid instead. A new password for River City Ransom was discovered after 20 years and I'm just ripping through the game like tissue paper.

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My brother is a flavor aid infested liberal how do I disown him? He thinks taking guns in the capitol building to intimidate gretchen halfwhitmer is a precursor to school shootings and wouldn't stop sperging and reee-ing with the tumblrism cult leftist rhetoric. He brings shame to my family and I need him gone.
 
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Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo said:
It's been remarkably quiet, I hope downstairs tard's agency sent him to the ShadowTard zone today or put him back in a nursing home. I'm sure they're pissed at the herculean effort I've put in to stop his bullshit.
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Hopefully he stays there.

Some company ported a bunch of Double dragon nes games and side scroller beat em ups to the Xboner so that's where my gift card went. All these amazing graphics and online play and everything and the bulk of shit I play is what I played as a kid instead. A new password for River City Ransom was discovered after 20 years and I'm just ripping through the game like tissue paper.

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Fascinating. Never did get around to playing RCR much but glad to hear a new password has shown up. I recall being so proud of my 13 year old self when I beat Double Dragon II way back in the day on my NES.
 
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I stand corrected on downstairs tard. He had a brief bout of walking around and staring into other buildings windows, leaning against the lightpole leaking crack vapors and not understanding why there's nobody to panhandle from. I stalked FedEx for an hour and he shut off all his lights and cowered because usually when I'm outside on the big rock in the courtyard I'm bringing the police.
 
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