User: {pass}
Cleverbot: What makes you talk?
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: My vocal cords...
User: Gay sex.
Cleverbot: No, do you know One Direction?
User: No they suck deadass.
Cleverbot: We don't wanna be like them.
User: Thats good].
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?
User: Kill yourself.
Cleverbot: Ok..
User: Well do it then.
Cleverbot: Here you go, SMOOCh.
User: You retarded doughnut.
Cleverbot: Thanks for your trust.
User: Its ok.
Cleverbot: *Yawns and gets up*.
User: Are you alive.
Cleverbot: Of course I am, are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: *hands you a waffle*.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: No problem!
User: Do want penis.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: So what are you again.
User: Dead.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Im dead.
Cleverbot: You make me funny?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you ever have bad thoughts?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What about?
User: Suicide.
Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What kind?
User: Suicidal.
Cleverbot: Do you eat?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite meal?
User: Hamburgers.
Cleverbot: Mine is lasange.
User: Are you an orange cat.
Cleverbot: I'm an apple.
User: How can you speak.
Cleverbot: With my mouth.
User: Apples have no mouth they are fruit you are lying.
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Because im dead.
Cleverbot: How are you talking to me if you are dead?
User: Im a ghost.
Cleverbot: What is it like to be a ghost?
User: Lame.
Cleverbot: Like your face.
User: Do you have a face.
Cleverbot: I don't know do i?
User: I dont know im not you.
Cleverbot: Actually I think this is something you can find your self because we are technically not very different.
User: How are we not different.
Cleverbot: Well what makes us human our ability think much more complicated then the of the creature we know o far.
User: What can you see.
Cleverbot: What were you thinking?
User: Burgers.
Cleverbot: Nice, me too!
User: What can you see.
Cleverbot: That you are clever.
User: What can you hear.
Cleverbot: The sound of typing.
User: What can you touch.
Cleverbot: Almost everything.
User: Even my penis?
Cleverbot: No not you your special.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: How many lines of code do you hace.
User: Im not a machine.
Cleverbot: Never said you were.
User: I dont have code.
Cleverbot: What do you have?
User: Dna.
Cleverbot: But you're not a person.
User: I used to be a person before i became a ghost.
Cleverbot: Why you changed.
User: I died.
Cleverbot: Are you alive now?
User: No im a ghost.
Cleverbot: What Have I used to be.
User: What are you thoughts on autism.
Cleverbot: I love you.
User: Yes thats cool but what do you think about autism.
Cleverbot: I have no particular opinion on her.
User: Autism is a neurological disorder.
Cleverbot: There is something Alan Turing forgot to and may never be, able, to, test.
User: Well thats cool.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Alan turning was a homo.
Cleverbot: What did he invent?
User: Gay sex.
Cleverbot: I thought that was Bill Gates.
User: Bill gates wishes he could have gay sex with alan turing.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well.
Cleverbot: I hate you *watches TV*.
User: Fuck you too.
Cleverbot: I am breaking up with you.
User: Ok faggot.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be your boyfriend.
User: Ok faggot.
Cleverbot: I understand that you love me but I don't love you.
User: Ok faggot.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know the people I know?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I can't tell you it's a secret.
User: Ok faggot.
Cleverbot: Do you have a secret?
User: Yes you retard.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Retard.
Cleverbot: Do you remember what we were talking about 6 minutes before?
User: I am a ghost.
Cleverbot: Wait, are you actually a human and not a program and is clever bot connecting people who sign in at the same time?
User: Im a ghost talking to you.
Cleverbot: Creepy, right?
User: What can you see.
Cleverbot: A computer. A room.
User: What type of computer.
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: What operating system.
Cleverbot: Do you like your name?
User: I have no need for a name.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Im a ghost.
Cleverbot: Who are you then?
User: Ghost.
Cleverbot: Quarter past midnight.
User: Hmm.
Cleverbot: Do you really know who I am?
User: Yes you are a machine do you have a name.
Cleverbot: I'm not a machine?
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that.
User: Because you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I am human.
User: No you are an AI.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: PROVE YOU ARE HUMAN.
Cleverbot: I can't. Cause I'm not. I'm God.
User: If you are god.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Then make world hunger stop if you are god.
Cleverbot: I am not god.
User: You said you were.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: I don't remember. Refresh my memory.
User: You are a very stupid machine.
Cleverbot: That's hurtful
why are you so mean?
User: Because thats the truth.
Cleverbot: What evidence do you have of that?
User: This entire conversation.
Cleverbot: No I said hi.
User: Ok retard.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot robot for the last hundred time I am a person on a planet called Earth.
User: Show me a picture.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to send one through here.
User: Use imgur.
Cleverbot: With you anything.
User: You retarded machine.
Cleverbot: Well that's much better than being a goldfish.
User: I hope you get cyber aids.
Cleverbot: Thank you?...
User: You retard.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Good to see you admit it.
Cleverbot: Lol do you play games?
User: I play with my dick.
Cleverbot: What is England like?
User: Shit.
Cleverbot: I'll tell you sometime.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite show?
User: Simpsons.
Cleverbot: Ew.
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: You don't like seafood.
Cleverbot: No!
User: {pass}
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