🐷 The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Fat people have a certain smell due to the bacteria that grows in their fat rolls. So I image it's amplified with a fat, sweating rage hog in such a humid environment that mold grows on the walls of the Gunt shack. Dudes a walking waddling petri dish of stank. Probably smells like a combination of shit, stale cigars, and fat sweat mold.

Now don't go talkin' all sexy like here!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph has posted on Twitter a photo of him and May dining at the Sonora Grill in Merida:

Ralph showing that everything is peachy south of the border. Either that or he's hired a Mexican boy to pose as Meigh:

El Restaurante:

Sonora Grill

Somos un Steakhouse Mexicano contemporáneo que se distingue por la calidad en sus cortes, diseño, arquitectura y ambiente haciendo de cada visita una gran experiencia.

sonoragrill.com.mx

Though it sounds like even they are struggling with the lack of potable water in Merida:
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The Sonora Grill is just a five minute drive from the Casa de Los Abuelos location that Ralph posted a photo from earlier. Taken together with his earlier stay at an Airbnb in the far eastern suburbs of the city, I believe that Ralph is still somewhere in the northeastern corner of Merida. I've attached a map of the locations with confirmed Ralph sightings and overlaid my guess as to his current location.



He may be somewhere to the west of this area, but I doubt he's much further south closer to the city center based on the restaurants they have been going to. Ralph has also discussed how much he loves Progreso, the beach town directly north of Merida, so I expect he has stuck to the north side of the city.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph has posted on Twitter a photo of him and May dining at the Sonora Grill in Merida:

The Sonora Grill is just a five minute drive from the Casa de Los Abuelos location that Ralph posted a photo from earlier. Taken together with his earlier stay at an Airbnb in the far eastern suburbs of the city, I believe that Ralph is still somewhere in the northeastern corner of Merida. I've attached a map of the locations with confirmed Ralph sightings and overlaid my guess as to his current location.

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He may be somewhere to the west of this area, but I doubt he's much further south closer to the city center based on the restaurants they have been going to. Ralph has also discussed how much he loves Progreso, the beach town directly north of Merida, so I expect he has stuck to the north side of the city.

It can't be that hard to find him, just ask: ¿Has visto a un hombrecerdo gritando por aquí?

 

[Telemeter]

It can't be that hard to find him, just ask: ¿Has visto a un hombrecerdo gritando por aquí?

I guarantee you the locals already have him marked down as "Ese maldito cerdo gringo ruidoso".

He is really unaware of how much he sticks out like a sore thumb and how much his wigger ways get on people's nerves outside America.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

Some info concerning emigration from the US to Mexico. You have to provide bank statements and manage your auto ownership / registration.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Some info concerning emigration from the US to Mexico. You have to provide bank statements and manage your auto ownership / registration.

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Based on that last picture his monthly required income is significantly lower is he's there as a "Family Unit" so if Meigh does decide to flee it would fuck him over on that front too.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph has had a Starbucks cup on multiple nights and at one point was handed a Starbucks bag. It turns out that of the ~15 Starbucks locations within the Merida city limits, only 4 aren't within the area I drew in my previous post, or very slightly to the west.

Ralph was ordering food tonight and mentioned that there is a Fuddruckers near him. Here are both Fuddruckers locations in Merida:

Now we get to the interesting part. Here's his description of what he eventually ordered. Notice that he mentioned that the order is $25, with $26 delivered, implying that delivery is only $1 - this place is close to him.

Ralph was looking at a Latin American food delivery app called Rappi and the restaurant is El Itacate. Here's its Rappi page:


The address is Calle 15 277, Residencial San Carlos, 97130 Mérida, Yuc., México. It's located across the street from La Casa De Los Abuelos location which Ralph posted from earlier, and is also a 12 minute walk from one of the Fuddruckers locations I posted above.

I planned on starting an order with Rappi to get a radius around the restaurant where delivery fees were around $1 or less, but unfortunately they have a promotion for new users that appears when not logged in. Uber Eats doesn't allow you to check delivery fees for a closed restaurant.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph has had a Starbucks cup on multiple nights and at one point was handed a Starbucks bag. It turns out that of the ~15 Starbucks locations within the Merida city limits, only 4 aren't within the area I drew in my previous post, or very slightly to the west.
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Ralph was ordering food tonight and mentioned that there is a Fuddruckers near him. Here are both Fuddruckers locations in Merida:
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Now we get to the interesting part. Here's his description of what he eventually ordered. Notice that he mentioned that the order is $25, with $26 delivered, implying that delivery is only $1 - this place is close to him.
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Ralph was looking at a Latin American food delivery app called Rappi and the restaurant is El Itacate. Here's its Rappi page:
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The address is Calle 15 277, Residencial San Carlos, 97130 Mérida, Yuc., México. It's located across the street from La Casa De Los Abuelos location which Ralph posted from earlier, and is also a 12 minute walk from one of the Fuddruckers locations I posted above.
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I planned on starting an order with Rappi to get a radius around the restaurant where delivery fees were around $1 or less, but unfortunately they have a promotion for new users that appears when not logged in. Uber Eats doesn't allow you to check delivery fees for a closed restaurant.

One tiny point, look up if they run so called "$1 delivered" promotions because with that, all the circle drawing becomes meaningless.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

One tiny point, look up if they run so called "$1 delivered" promotions because with that, all the circle drawing becomes meaningless.

They do "new accounts get free delivery for 30 days". I don't see any delivery promotions on their discount page. Also, the place was closed on the apps so he sent his future wife out to pick it up, and unless she's brought down the car I doubt Ralph would let her take the truck out too far on the streets of Mexico.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Just call hotels in the area and ask if they’ve seen your missing pig, horse, and foal. He’s banned from Airbnb where he was staying so he’s probably in some shitty tourist motel and Rozy’s favorite hobby is crushing roaches with her bottle

 

[deeman]

Just call hotels in the area and ask if they’ve seen your missing pig, horse, and foal.

The shitty version of "The Bremen Town Musicians"? The Memphis Trailerpark Hollers?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Given Harry's recent leaks, does this mean Ralph was posting pics from Meigh's graduation when he wasn't even there?

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Given Harry's recent leaks, does this mean Ralph was posting pics from Meigh's graduation when he wasn't even there?

Yes.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The Sinaloa cartel just took over Culiacán airport (other side of Mexico from Ralph) and have been firing at passenger jets flying or taking off with civilians on board. Apparently a leader got taken by the Mexican military so the cartel captured an entire international airport.

Anyway, Ralph should start heading out now to the US for Ralphamania because this has a chance of spiraling out of control.

 

[JustSomeDong]

The Sinaloa cartel just took over Culiacán airport (other side of Mexico from Ralph) and have been firing at passenger jets flying or taking off with civilians on board. Apparently a leader got taken by the Mexican military so the cartel captured an entire international airport.

Anyway, Ralph should start heading out now to the US for Ralphamania because this has a chance of spiraling out of control.

I wouldn't worry. I'm sure they're all huge fans of the killstream.

 

[Hypervitaminosis]

Ralph is all the Riders of the Apocalypse in one,
wherever he goes famine follows, because the Gunt hungers,
pestilence follows, for the Gunt festers,
war is not far behind, his wiggerish ways drive men mad,
and finally death, where he won't be involved much because he doesn't care.

Also I hope the Sinola cartel, should they read this don't find out Ethan Ralph's connection to the CIA and also the ATF Opioid Task Force.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

The Sinaloa cartel just took over Culiacán airport (other side of Mexico from Ralph) and have been firing at passenger jets flying or taking off with civilians on board. Apparently a leader got taken by the Mexican military so the cartel captured an entire international airport.

Anyway, Ralph should start heading out now to the US for Ralphamania because this has a chance of spiraling out of control.

I sure hope the cartel doesn't threaten an airport that Ralph's gonna try and use to make it back to his homeland for GuntaMania. Because then the stupid Gunt will roll up on them and scream "AH'M AN INTERNET CEE-LEBRITY! CEESE AN' DEE-SIST THIS SLATTERNLY BEE-HAVIOR WHILST AH UNFURL MAHSELF INTO THE PLANE!"

That would be awful.

 

[TEA 3HF]

Anyway, Ralph should start heading out now to the US for Ralphamania because this has a chance of spiraling out of control.

Apparently, Guzman-Lopez was just the big dog in the group. He has 3 brothers who are now vying for top spot. If that turns into some kind of Narco-Civil war, Ralph's, erm, diplomatic character will ensure the Great Gunt Hunt ends with a Kang-sized order of suspicious Chicharrones.

 

[disavow]

He's not just a big dog, he's the son of El Chapo, and the last time they captured him they had to let him go because the cartel just straight up took over the city by force. So they have learned that tactic and are trying it again, basically Escobar-esque terrorism. However the cartel situation might not affect Ralph too directly. Culiacán is in Sinaloa, the heart of the Sinaloa Cartel of which Guzman-Lopez leads a faction or subgroup; Yucatán has a different mix of cartel activity going on there and the terrorism will be focused in Culiacán, so it's likely to be localized.

 

[AltisticRight]

He's not just a big dog, he's the son of El Chapo, and the last time they captured him they had to let him go because the cartel just straight up took over the city by force. So they have learned that tactic and are trying it again, basically Escobar-esque terrorism. However the cartel situation might not affect Ralph too directly. Culiacán is in Sinaloa, the heart of the Sinaloa Cartel of which Guzman-Lopez leads a faction or subgroup; Yucatán has a different mix of cartel activity going on there and the terrorism will be focused in Culiacán, so it's likely to be localized.

I bet El Chapo and his children are big fans of the kill retort.