The Greater Kiwi Farms - or the Größere Kiwi-Bauernhöfe if you prefer

[deadson]

Keep up the good work, @Null. Still pretty impressed that you've been able to keep this shit running despite the shit shows we've been through.

 

[Barbarella]

Why? What are you doing that you need to go to the top constantly and why can't you flick the screen? I never have this issue.

It’s fine when I click on next within a thread; it pops to the top of the next page, which is fine. But when I catch up and want to move to another, I have to scroll up and it’s at least 8 flicks. It’s been a while, but there used to be to be a jump to top button that I found handy, and I guess I’m not alone.

 

[Not A Cat Person]

Oh my god you're literally so delusional it's actually funny ike you seriously think banks are going to turn down money just because some drag queens told them to?

What actually happens is, some wokey true-believer moral crusader in a position of some influence within the opaque structure of a big-dick payment processor like MasterCard or Zelle contacts the bank and says, drop this client or we drop you. And the bank isn't left with much of a choice.

 

[i440BX]

I feel a bit sad I cant look on banned user profiles. I want to read what caused them to get banned.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

• The highlight system picks 5 posts every 5 pages to make highlights. They are green.
• Mods can select posts to be postmarked. They are blue.

I have yet to see a green highlight, but every page has blue ones. Did you mix up the colors in this post?

That said the highlight system revamp is great thank you!

 

[Cassius Crayfish]

Ebony and ivory, live together in perfect harmony

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

I have yet to see a green highlight, but every page has blue ones. Did you mix up the colors in this post?

That said the highlight system revamp is great thank you!

Maybe Null is blue/green color blind?

 

[The Devil]

Interesting concept re: perks.
I look forward to seeing this in action.

Besides, if the carrot method doesn't work to increase donations, there is always the option of the stick:

• Pay Null or all your DMs get leaked.
• Pay Null or your most retarded opinion gets read out on MATI and featured on the main page.
• Pay Null or be given an anime PFP.
• Pay Null to block anime PFPs from interacting with you.

 

[blackface enthusiast]

The new highlight buttons on the top/bottom of threads is very nice, thank you. I like being able to navigate forwards/backwards anywhere and not just on a highlighted post.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Interesting concept re: perks.
I look forward to seeing this in action.

Besides, if the carrot method doesn't work to increase donations, there is always the option of the stick:

• Pay Null or all your DMs get leaked.
• Pay Null or your most retarded take gets read out on MATI and featured on the main page.
• Pay Null or be given an anime pfp.
• Pay Null to block anime PFPs from interacting with you.

The stick choice is a huge fail on the people that frequent KF. These kind of people respond very poorly to ultimatums and coercion.

 

[The Devil]

The stick choice is a huge fail on the people that frequent KF. These kind of people respond very poorly to ultimatums and coercion.

Why are you talking as if you are not one of the people who frequent KF?

I am going to pay Null to give you ultimatums and coerce you.

 

[AltisticRight]

A few things once you get around to stuff.

1. This is very troubling.

The mop GUI shouldn't be transparent. Both the overlay text and anything in the comments window will make the posts selected barely visible. I have no time/no pay to read what comes up when I merge posts.
Add an outline to the YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT GUNT text too. It's funny.

2. I think mods should have a little more control over subforums, such as adding prefixes and editing the "Forum Guidelines" text. The Sektur subforum reached a weird equilibrium. I'd like some prefixes to distinguish between Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes orbiters.

Everything else looks great!

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

I am a woman

> checks profile (should have markers for proof, like cat pictures (which is always very cozy btw))
> private

100% a true and honest woman.

All of the changes are good, except for being unable to even see a banned user's profile posts. Cows with threads like @Alex Hogendorp had 30 pages of profile posts that made it easier to shift through their history on the site, but we're just not able to see that anymore. If it could be changed so that you can view banned user's profile posts, but are unable to comment/reply on their profile I think it would be better.

I don't know why privacy would be respected even for banned users who aren't Cows. Like what are they going to do, login and kvetch about it?
I am deranged and I revel in postmortems, how will we know the proper time of death if a helpful kiwi can't elucidate us within their profile?

The monthlies will get a new sticker and it'll be decided the first month.

Man you really know your target demographic for pay piggies.

Please make it nothing like the 'Deviant' sticker, that puts me into fight or flight every time I see it. Also i realize we could really use a "nigger" sticker.

oh shit, super-rare errata'd misprint, would you trade me for a 2020 request?
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Why don't we get ourself a private tracker to watch The Zookeeper 2011?
You would think this "community" meant something but I don't see no, "sharing is caring" here.

Hey can we have the dancing miku be an option to turn on when browsing the website? it brings me great joy to see her when I browse the 4chan and soyjak threads.

Dancing Miku annoyed me for about 5 minutes, then I just ignored her, then one day I logged in and I checked the thread, and I realized the value of having that sort of thing, basically a psyop.
I'm not sure but if I had to gander I'd say that it's very likely that if Miku wasn't there I would have gotten more annoyed and left the thread sooner.

It would be nice to have an option to have the Ham dance on some threads, Terf hamsterette on others, maybe even a slobbermutt on Null threads.
It would be kind of dope ngl. Maybe a troon necked swinging back and forth (the troonjak) on like LFJ discussion.

 

[Jex]

I am looking forward to the creative highlight shitposts.

 

[Hitman One]

Interesting concept re: perks.
I look forward to seeing this in action.

Besides, if the carrot method doesn't work to increase donations, there is always the option of the stick:

• Pay Null or all your DMs get leaked.
• Pay Null or your most retarded opinion gets read out on MATI and featured on the main page.
• Pay Null or be given an anime PFP.
• Pay Null to block anime PFPs from interacting with you.

I don't think I've ever DMed anyone other than nool to help me with crypto.
I willingly post my many retarded opinions on this site several times a day.

The two anime ones I would absolutely pay for though.

 

[Battlefield42]

I don't think I've ever DMed anyone other than nool to help me with crypto.
I willingly post my many retarded opinions on this site several times a day.

The two anime ones I would absolutely pay for though.

Has anyone DMed you schizo babble?

 

[Hitman One]

Has anyone DMed you schizo babble?

Not since the blessed holocaust on those retarded group DMs. The schizophrenia usually just gets posted on my profile now.

 

[NOXIN]

Keep up the good work, @Null. Still pretty impressed that you've been able to keep this shit running despite the shit shows we've been through.

Spite is a good motivator.

 

[Keystone]

Everything looks nice and performs decently so far; good work. Hoping it stays that way and doesn't shit the bed hard enough to require a day(s) long maintenance ()

 

[Mr.Bucket]

$40 a month. Gawdam.

Poorfags btfo'd or something.