The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

IAmNotAlpharius said:
I will remind people once again that the Romani are in fact jeets. Literally from northern India.
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Seems like some ancient scam they came up with to try and trick people into believing they were Roman citizens or something. I guess humanity hadn't invented the words "pajeet" and "street-shitter" yet when they named them.
 
ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday said:
>have a jeet in broken English pat down my dick cause the racism machine set off on me
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I swear the TSA pats down extra people just for the sake of making it look like they're not targeting the obvious ethnic groups that want to blow up planes/bring on guns. If you're white, asian, or look perfectly harmless, there's a solid 1 in 2 chance the TSA sexually assaults you at the airport.
 
Headdot Reddot said:
All Jeets are criminals. It's their culture. Hence why they'll never be able to assimilate into the Western world. Even "native" born ones are scammy as fuck, as Vivek Ramaswamy has proven.

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Of course they're worshipping it

That fucker there is the single root cause of the global jeetfestation. Him on his own.

He makes 'generous' trade deals with countries, and his main demand is mass visas for mass surplus jeets.

He just signed one with UK that is going to flood the place with them, on top of the fckmillions already there. And Kier Starmer was either too stupid to see or deliberately ignored the fact that the 'deal' only benefitted India anyway:

"The agreement resulted in a significant boost to bilateral economic relations, with over £1.3 billion in new investments from 64 Indian companies into the United Kingdom. This investment created approximately 6,900 jobs across various UK regions and sectors, including engineering, technology, and the creative industries. The agreement enhanced investor confidence, reduced tariffs on imports between the two countries, and reinforced India’s position as the UK’s second-largest investor, contributing to domestic economic growth and strengthening UK-India trade ties" - Wiki

What that actually means is £1.3 billion in new investments FOR 64 Indian companies into the United Kingdom, creating 6,900 jobs for the jeets that will now flood in and send any net economic gains back to Jeetland. And Starmer bent over for it because he is infamously fond of brown cock.

Modi is one of the most dangerous and destructive figures in modern history.
 
Audit said:
I swear the TSA pats down extra people just for the sake of making it look like they're not targeting the obvious ethnic groups that want to blow up planes/bring on guns. If you're white, asian, or look perfectly harmless, there's a solid 1 in 2 chance the TSA sexually assaults you at the airport.
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The white supervisor told me it was my purely cloth boxers that set them off. Like I was wearing an outfit with 0 metal anywhere on it but the red "danger" warning was specifically on my cock. It's outrageous and when I told him "I guess I'll just freeball next time" he told me just to wear different boxers.
No clue how the different cloth boxers I own are gonna be magically different.
 
ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday said:
The white supervisor told me it was my purely cloth boxers that set them off. Like I was wearing an outfit with 0 metal anywhere on it but the red "danger" warning was specifically on my cock. It's outrageous and when I told him "I guess I'll just freeball next time" he told me just to wear different boxers.
No clue how the different cloth boxers I own are gonna be magically different.
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He's lying. One, there's no such thing as purely cloth underwear. They all have an elastic band in them at the top. Two, cotton and polyester show up the same on an xray. Three, please do freeball through TSA while wearing loose fitted clothing. Really make them uncomfortable.

We really should just start a rumor that all TSA agents are homosexuals. I would actually prefer a professional ball fondler over the mystery meat browns currently employed there. Only question is how much can we call TSA agents fags in the airport before security gets called.
 
ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday said:
have a jeet in broken English pat down my dick cause the racism machine set off on me
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All Jeets are gay so this isn't surprising.

Sneak peak:
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Full video of procedure Indian Army insists is necessary. Not a joke. This is real.

Going gay is a natural response to Jeeta's wanting nothing to do with them. The ones that can't rape turn gay.

 
Headdot Reddot said:
Sneak peak:
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I swear to fucking God, if I see this one more time I'm going to snap. Sneak peak isn't a thing, and if it was, it'd be a term for mountaineers ascending a mountain in secret. Sneak PEEK is what jeets do in female bathrooms. Fucking get it right. :stress:
While we're at it - dime a dozen, not diamond dozen.
 
Pierre D'Olnique said:
I swear to fucking God, if I see this one more time I'm going to snap. Sneak peak isn't a thing, and if it was, it'd be a term for mountaineers ascending a mountain in secret. Sneak PEEK is what jeets do in female bathrooms. Fucking get it right. :stress:
While we're at it - dime a dozen, not diamond dozen.
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Walla!
 
The Backwards Man said:
From Jersh's Xitter
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The way he went way out of his way to hide his brown and Indian face is so perfect. Like he's literally trying to advertise "yis I am perfect brown faceless corporate NPC yis".


Metatron said:
Are there Indians on KF? God, I hope no.
This place feels like the last bastion of undesignated internet.
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Yes and they are drawn like magnets to this thread. They think if they dump walls of text it will work and they will make the site more brown. It never works. We get one every 150 pages or so.

Also, some of the ones that revealed themselves to be Indians, were lurking silently for fucking multiple years, I shit you not, they actually do this. They unpaid lurk and try to repeat shit other people say to farm clout and then try to drop their Indian logic bomb, it never ever works. Remember: There is no authority, entity, or department in India that is telling or paying them for this - they are just that butthurt that India is so shit and everyone else is thousands of years ahead, that they get online and shill for India for free.

They think it's like reddit or like HR will show up and they will get credit for getting the site deleted or some shit like that lol
 
Audit said:
If you're white, asian, or look perfectly harmless, there's a solid 1 in 2 chance the TSA sexually assaults you at the airport.
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I'll second this and add they have racial bias. I was after a nigger in line and the TSA was also a nigger. She didn't make her fellow le blaque pull down her mask to get by the ID check but made me pull mine down and stared at me for nearly a minute before letting me go.

Which one of us was more likely to have a criminal record or chimp out on the plane. It wasn't me.

I've also had a necklace trigger the red danger shape on my chest and it was obvious it was my necklace. They could have had me remove it and walk through again...which I suggested... but nope they had to pat down my chest. The lady was all, we can do this behind a screen for privacy and I was like, just get it over with. I wasn't following a brownoid where no one else could see us.

Some other asian dude's zippers on his pants triggered it and he got a full rectal. TSA are morons.
 
Headdot Reddot said:
This is way more accurate:
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Heres the template if anyone else wants to make one. We need to correct these bullshit Jeet memes before normies start believing their lies.

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Ancient India is depressing because by all accounts it did seem kinda nice. They had the most advanced sewage in the world, multi-level buildings and even lots of writing.
 
Some Indian Cope about toilets and their linguistic quirks:

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Five reasons why Indian toilets are better than western toilets​

It’s really a matter of preference when we talk about Indian or Western toilets. While most households are installing western toilets, there are many who still prefer the Indian style toilet.

It goes without saying that western toilets are comfortable but they have many disadvantages too. Here are five reasons why Indian style toilets are better than the western style toilets.

1. Indian toilets keep you fitter​

Squatting in Indian toilets makes you exercise every day, which is good for your overall health. While most of us know the importance of exercising, we still choose to ignore it. Sitting in Indian toilets makes you squat, sweat and move your hands.

It is said that the way you sit in Indian toilet increases your blood circulation and is a great exercise for your hands and legs.

2. Indian toilets can improve digestion​

Squatting squeezes your stomach, which aids digestion by pressing, pressurizing and churning the food in your stomach. Sitting in western-style toilet does not put any pressure on our stomach and sometimes doesn’t even lead to good and satisfactory clearance of stool.

3. Indian toilets are eco-friendly​

You use toilet paper in Western toilets, which also leads to wastage of paper. There is no paper wastage in case of Indian toilets. Western toilets require even more water as compared to Indian toilets.

4. Indian toilets are good for pregnant women​

Using Indian toilets benefit pregnant women as they have to squat while using them. There is no pressure on the uterus while a pregnant woman sits on the Indian toilet. It is even said that using Indian toilet regularly makes pregnant women ready for a smooth and natural delivery.

5. It can prevent colon cancer and other diseases​

Squatting helps in the complete evacuation of the stool from the colon in our body. This prevents the chances of constipation, appendicitis and other factors that can cause colon cancer.
All this can be summed up as is I'm to lazy to do squats for about 5 minutes a day to I wipe my shit with my hands*.

*Regarding handwashing. But in most parts of India, hygiene practices are not a priority for many people. A National Sample Survey in 2018 found that 35.8% of Indians washed hands with soap before eating while 74.1% washed hands after defecation.

If we account for Jeet lying and proper handwashing, we are probably looking at the low 40%

Don’t prepone it – do the needful. 10 Indianisms we should all be using​

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Prepone. Don’t all shudder at once. You may think this word sounds wrong, but millions of Indians use it every day. Shorter and handier than using the phrase “Do you want to bring our meeting forward by a day?” In 2010, the word was added to the Oxford English Dictionary, but is still rarely used by those outside south Asia.

Lately, observers have been arguing that useful Indianisms such as prepone should form part of the global vocabulary of our language. Indian English, they say, is a perfectly valid form of English – as is American or east Asian English – excluded only by rank snobbery.

As an occasional teacher of journalism to college students, I used to despise Indianisms. But I have begun to change my mind, and wondering if I am being too pernickety. Many are so handy that I find myself using them surreptitiously, in speech, if not in formal writing. When expressions like “lol” and “bae” are part of modern lingo, can we sneer at prepone and its ilk? Here’s a list of Indianisms that strike me as too useful, or too colourful and endearing, to be forgotten.

Do the needful​

The granddaddy of all Indianisms, a clunky phrase mostly used only by bureaucrats and people forced to plead with the bureaucracy. And yet so apt when you don’t want to type out, “Please send me the five forms I need to file my taxes” or “Please fix the road in front of my house that I have written three letters about already”. “Do the needful” covers a multitude of requirements, and avoids repetition. Should it be revived, old fashioned though it is?

Veg and non-veg​


In a country where so many of us are strict vegetarians, it’s crucial to class the populace by diet. Indians use a simple, universally understood shorthand in speech, menus and matrimonial columns: vegetarian or non-vegetarian? Just saying “I am veg”, will ensure that only vegetables, not even eggs or fish, will cross your path. No need for dancing around elaborate lacto-ovo-pescatarian definitions. No need to drive people insane by saying, “Ooh, I am a vegetarian, but partial to fish”. Veg is veg.

Auntie/uncle​

In India, this term is also used for non-relations: older people we are on friendly terms with, such as the parents of our friends or elderly neighbours. Many of us find it less cold and more endearing than Mrs X or Mr Y. It’s also a useful indicator of age. If the neighbourhood kids are calling you “uncle”, it’s time to reconsider that hipster man bun.

Rowdy sheeter​

A term regularly used by smaller Indian papers to refer to someone who has a long and storied criminal record. So much more expressive than “dangerous criminal”, so much more colourful than “thug” or “goon”. Rowdy sheeter made it into the Cambridge English Dictionary, but is it time it made it further?

Timepass​

An expression used for anything that is frivolous, vaguely silly, killing time, and a guilty pleasure. Especially useful for Bollywood movies and reality television. “How was the latest episode of I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here? Oh, you know, timepass.”

Fortnightly​

Britain and India still have a few things in common. Among them is the use of fortnight as a measure of time, something that completely baffles our American cousins. I think it deserves to be used widely. Much better than saying take this pill every two weeks. Or come back to me in 14 days.

Mugging​

Used in India to mean memorising and rote learning, not to take away someone’s money by threatening violence. Really, no other word would fit the intense ritual of committing to memory that is a part of the Indian education system. Cramming would be a weak substitute. The constant swaying back and forth that accompanies the recitation of times or periodic tables can only be mugging.

Kindly adjust​

This is the Indian version of “Sorry, please excuse the inconvenience I am causing you, but I can’t do anything much about it right now”. It’s what Indians say when forced to share an already too small train compartment, or when packed into a tiny elevator. It hides a wealth of meaning in a crowded country with fraying tempers where we are all constantly stepping on one another’s feet. Imagine how it would defuse tempers on the tube when your backpack is sticking in someone’s face.

Rest is fine​

Indian shorthand for “I don’t have time to go into everything that I have been doing, but worry not because we are all just fine and dandy”. Just right for your Xmas round-robin when you don’t feel like going into the details of how little Johnny got expelled from school for setting fire to the toilets. Instead, just begin with “Season’s greetings”, mention how you ran the marathon and started a juice cleanse, then end with “Rest is fine”.

What’s your good name​

I used to hate this phrase. A literal translation of a Hindi phrase, I thought of this as stuffy and pompous. But lately, as I get older and my memory fails, I have been finding this very useful, as a gentler, kinder, less abrupt version of “I have forgotten your name even though I’ve met you at least half a dozen times”. Especially useful in family events when an unknown person beams at you while you are trying to place them. I simply say, “Your good name, please”, and it smooths over the awkward moment.
 
Slap47 said:
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Ancient India is depressing because by all accounts it did seem kinda nice. They had the most advanced sewage in the world, multi-level buildings and even lots of writing.
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Doesn't sound very nice to me. Alexanders the Greats forces seem to have not been thrilled about invading the area further (granted they had already conquered a big chunk of the world and were far from home by that point.) "Advanced sewage" is one that gets thrown around a ton but keep in mind we see waste management was one of the first steps of all civilizations.

The leading theory as to why the Mississippian mound builder civilization collapsed is because they never mastered sewage removal.

Meanwhile, Ancient Greece, Egypt, the ancient Israelites, even the ancient Chinese kingdoms all seemed to have had some level of sewage removal/management. Sorry but I don't think India gets bragging rights for that, especially when they seemed to have ditch the concept centuries ago.

Multi-level buildings are nothing new or all that impressive. Ziggurats were a thing for millennia. I wouldn't even be surprised to learn that some ancient African village had a multi-level wooden structure. Keeping stored food high off the ground has always been a priority (keeps the pests from getting to it.)

Writing; yeah thats been a feature of all the Western civilizations and most of the Eastern ones too for a very long time.

Its irritating because Jeets are already braggers with massive egos and paper-thin skin. Hearing them claim "saar, ancient India had sewage, buildings and writing long ago" isn't the flex they think it is. Ancient Greece had mathematics so advanced they could calculate the curve of the pillars on the Parthenon using the moon as a reference point, something we only rediscovered in the last century. Thats intelligence.

If they were properly ashamed of their shithole country in its current state there'd be reason to give them encouragement. Their current cultural norms are so destructive its dangerous to provide them anything other than constant insults. They need to be reminded of their delusions.
 
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