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- Sep 21, 2024
Okay but what era of India's regional history was the closest to not being horrible, generallyLet's explore ancient Indians shit saaaaar.
1. Indus Valley Civilization was on a territory of Pakistan and extreme northwest of present India. Rest of current day India were fucking homo erectus specimens shitting on designated trees.
2. Aryans colonized this shithole and assimilated with homo erectuses shitting on designated trees. Especially under Ashoka, whose empire lasted for two weeks o algo.
3. Alexander the Great has never reached India.
4. Gupta Empire, allegedly responsible for so much of poo's cultural and scientific pedigree lasted for 300 years, most of which was DSP-style implosion characterized by caste system, cow worship and women having no rights. And it never controlled the entire subcontinent.
5. Islam came from the west and established a few jeet muslim sultanates over some of the subcontinent. It might have been the apex of India, had not the fact only those in the north-west were of any value, and you know what does that mean. If not, see point 1. To summarize, there was no such thing as a single Indian state back then.
6. Mongol-turk-arab-persian rape babies started to NUKE and RAPE India 15th century onward, causing a massive enshitification of a human species in India (as if it could get worse) which ended with Mughal Empire, which is where modern jeet era starts.
TL;DR: Ancient India is a cope. Poo history makes no sense, Its a history of conquest and subsequent muttization. Modern, unified state of India is a very recent concept.
Surely at least the bongs made a dent in the poo mound








