The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

Let's explore ancient Indians shit saaaaar.
1. Indus Valley Civilization was on a territory of Pakistan and extreme northwest of present India. Rest of current day India were fucking homo erectus specimens shitting on designated trees.
2. Aryans colonized this shithole and assimilated with homo erectuses shitting on designated trees. Especially under Ashoka, whose empire lasted for two weeks o algo.
3. Alexander the Great has never reached India.
4. Gupta Empire, allegedly responsible for so much of poo's cultural and scientific pedigree lasted for 300 years, most of which was DSP-style implosion characterized by caste system, cow worship and women having no rights. And it never controlled the entire subcontinent.
5. Islam came from the west and established a few jeet muslim sultanates over some of the subcontinent. It might have been the apex of India, had not the fact only those in the north-west were of any value, and you know what does that mean. If not, see point 1. To summarize, there was no such thing as a single Indian state back then.
6. Mongol-turk-arab-persian rape babies started to NUKE and RAPE India 15th century onward, causing a massive enshitification of a human species in India (as if it could get worse) which ended with Mughal Empire, which is where modern jeet era starts.

TL;DR: Ancient India is a cope. Poo history makes no sense, Its a history of conquest and subsequent muttization. Modern, unified state of India is a very recent concept.
Okay but what era of India's regional history was the closest to not being horrible, generally

Surely at least the bongs made a dent in the poo mound
 
Why are all security guards Pajeets or some sort of adjacent brownoid now?

Back in the day, security guards used to be built like brick shithouses with faces like murder and names like 'Big Terry', who always seemed like they just wanted some cunt to just give them an excuse.

Nowadays? I just see these simpering little 5'4" jeets in security vests, standing around listlessly, not really doing anything at all? It doesn't make me feel safe. I feel like even I could probably overpower them.
 
Why are all security guards Pajeets or some sort of adjacent brownoid now?

Back in the day, security guards used to be built like brick shithouses with faces like murder and names like 'Big Terry', who always seemed like they just wanted some cunt to just give them an excuse.

Nowadays? I just see these simpering little 5'4" jeets in security vests, standing around listlessly, not really doing anything at all? It doesn't make me feel safe. I feel like even I could probably overpower them.
Because they're not supposed to keep you safe. The jeets are there to act as commissars against the morally upright (i.e. the only people who won't just club a jeet trying to stop them from robbing a store). Hiring 6' tall black men with arms that could snap rebar is what bars do when they want to toss out drunks.
 
Surely at least the bongs made a dent in the poo mound
bongs tought poos english, to a horrifying results. and imported jeet cuisine to europe. max they did is implement the apex predator called train.

they didn't bother with religion, castes, street shitting and the rest of undesirable jeet culture. Christianization of India would only improve that shithole.
 
At this point, with Sukhdeep earlier, you cannot even BEGIN to make this shiht up!

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Those sikhs do have nice drip though.
There was a Sikh family I was friends with, growing up. One thing I imagine people who've not met Sikhs don't know is that when they're little, the boys don't tend to do a full turban. The reason for the turbans is they don't cut their hair, because they think hair is a gift from God and cutting it is profaning creation. But when they're young, the boys tend to do a top knot and put a little cap on it like this, before graduating to a half-turban:
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If they cheap out on the little cap (or the hairband? I think they put a hairband around the base of the cap) it keeps coming off, which causes them distress, although it's not the same level of bad as a hijab coming off.

Sikh men do seem to have more engagement with style than the average Indian. I think it's because of the turbans, the colours have different symbolic meanings but in practice a lot of Sikh men seem to match them to their outfits and tie them in different ways, so I guess it gets them thinking more about clothes. I've complained before that it's really hard to find anything approaching "street style blogs" for India, but when you do find them it's often Sikhs. I've noticed a tendency for them to try a bit harder to be quote unquote "dapper", including a weird detail of them favouring old fashioned peak lapels on their suits or straight up tuxedos.
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The Mughals generally seemed to favour Sikhs above Hindus, and the Raj inherited that perspective - along with the Gurkhas, they got considered a "martial race" and 20% of the British Indian Army in WWI were Sikh (they were less than 2% of the Indian population at that point). So possibly they're very heavily trying to evoke old fashioned British menswear, if they had a better time of it under the Raj.

Also I have this schizotheory that there's a subset of Sikh men with really feminine eyes. You know how they say you can spot a pooner by looking at the eyes? There are Sikh men who throw false positives, but I can't find a good photo of it. Something like this
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The Mughals generally seemed to favour Sikhs above Hindus, and the Raj inherited that perspective
I think I've mentioned it before but not far from where I grew up there was this big building that served as some sort of multifaith worship center for eastern religions. The Sikhs there had a longstanding tradition of weekly free meals for anyone who needed food.

They are still wrought with the kind of problems that come from being Indian and having a false religion, but my experience concurs they are at least marginally better than Hindus.
 
I bought incsense without checking where it was from. I am felted
Just a follow-up on this, the coconut one I thought was safe but it smells exactly like an Indian. They all do I really think they may get there scent from these or perhaps they've made it from Indian people.
 
As someone who sometimes browses Instagram Reels, I'd like to say that I really wish they had a button that would let me block any and all content coming from India.
I appreciate your post, and I sympathize with you, but I will have to disagree with you on this one sadly;I personally enjoy laughing at jeets and seeing them being subhuman, so seeing one on Instagram reels is like a lucky mushroom find.

Also there was this one video where a jeet edited himself in a video of some christian children, saving the girl's brother and then marrying her. It was weird as fuck and I'm pretty sure it got posted somewhere in this thread.

also it was really funny because the comments were destroying the shit out of the indian pedo and her brother was there to tell her to fuck off, and was being racist to jeets iirc.

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How can they not understand this?

Cook food vs Cook food (unclean/fithy)
One grills the thing on a metal plate that’s made for grilling while also only grilling it for a few minutes, while the other Is letting it fucking sit in the sun for a whole day, letting bugs infest it aside from just mentioning that jeet foot stepped on the ground.
 
Why are all security guards Pajeets or some sort of adjacent brownoid now?

Back in the day, security guards used to be built like brick shithouses with faces like murder and names like 'Big Terry', who always seemed like they just wanted some cunt to just give them an excuse.

Nowadays? I just see these simpering little 5'4" jeets in security vests, standing around listlessly, not really doing anything at all? It doesn't make me feel safe. I feel like even I could probably overpower them.

Because it's an industry with virtually no standards. They'll pretty much take anyone with a pulse, at least a GED (sometimes not even that), who isn't currently stoned or drunk, and who doesn't have any felonies (again, sometimes that's even optional). It's one of the easiest jobs to land. Armed security is a little better, but then you run into the guys who couldn't hack it to become a police officer, but want to carry a gun because they think it makes them a badass, but are the kind of people who should never have access to firearms. I speak from personal experience, and I thank God every day that He gave me the good sense to leave the industry when I did.
 
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