The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

dasdirtnuggets said:
Ok kiwi friends I am back and I am requesting you to do the needful 🙏

I have to go on a road trip to Winnipeg and since I really don't want to deal with Poo fatigue, I've decided that I wanted to play a game with my boyfriend who is equally racist on our trip.
It's "Try Not To Laugh: IRL Gas Station Poo Edition"

We're gonna be saying shit infront of each other at every gas station we have to stop at which as you know is staffed by one to two poo workers. Our goal is to make the other person laugh.

Things I'm planning on saying/doing:
-Asking the cashier his caste and then insisting he's dalit anyway
-Asking if he's Pakistani (if he is I'll say he looks Indian)
-Mention to boyfriend who i will pretend is a random white stranger I just happened to meet in this gas station that the average penis size of Indians is 4inches and then ask the cashier what he thinks about that information
-If I have to use the bathroom (which I might have to at some point unfortunately) I'm going to tell the cashier very loudly that I left him lunch in there
-Ask if there is poop in any of the food/drinks on offering
-Ask which local streets are designated for shitting
-If there's no soap in the bathroom I am putting water all over my hands, leaving the bathroom, and intentionally patting the poo employee on his bare arms with a smile and saying "There's no soap in the bathroom, but don't worry I have sanitized my hands using my piss which has antimicrobial properties."
-Pay using a card I know doesn't work (I have a few defunct cards in my wallet) and swearing "Aww Vishnu-fucking goat pussy!"

I don't know what else I should do, if you guys have any ideas that would be great. I'm in it to win it.
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In front of the Poop Cricket clerk, in a sing-songy stereotypical Indian voice, say to your man "I promise vagene is not doing the bleedful, so tonight with your pingas please to be doing the needful!"
 
Golden Apple said:
yay! New video out about pakijeets cousin fucking into retardation. LOOOL.


Nothing as nice as letting the UK NHS pay for pakijeet tard babies. They're not ripping the muzzie world apart. They're tearing the healthcare system apart.
God the wokist shit of not "offending" or pissing off the jeetards in europe. Jesus Fucking H Christ how the fuck did we get here.
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Shitty research, turned it off.

No, cousin marriage is not just "permissible", it's practiced so much, because Mohammad married his 1st cousin. Mohammad is considered the al-insan al-kamil, the perfect human and the best example to follow. That is why you have so many child marriages, why the minimum age of marriage for "women" is 9 in Iran and why cousin marriages are so much more rampant than in any other culture or religion. Western countries need to make cousin marriages illegal and declare any such existing marriage invalid. :optimistic:

Sidenote: The marriage of Mohammad to his 1st cousin was actually a taboo. Why? Because she was his daugther-in-law, then married to his adopted son Zayd. Mohammads solution? He outlawed adoption. Btw, Zayd did notice Mohammad salivating over Zainab and offered to divorce her.
 
Grabbed a few minority race war comments from the Asmongold reacting to Tyler's Poop Festival video.

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Saar, we Indians invented Chinese culture

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Saar, most anti-Indian comments come from inferior Bangladeshis and Pakistanis.

This is the first time I've heard of mujeet, Is that short from Muslim Pajeet?
 
Man vs persistent rats said:
The only problem with India was that the British did not partition it enough.
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The problem with India is the British left some of the native population alive after a generation or two. They should have been putting them into oubliettes and then sealing the lid.
Karl Jobst's Asian Wife said:
Saar, we Indians invented Chinese culture
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Technically Buddha was an Indian, but probably not the same ethnicity that we know as "Indian" now, since they outbred and killed off the older tribes. Spoiler alert: If they were smart enough to think, this would be their plan for every other culture and nation on Earth.

Either way, for Buddha's crime of telling people "improve yourself and the world and stop being materialistic" and for doing the completely unthinkable thing (to an Indian) of giving up being Brahmin Royalty to try and find the truth of the world and help people they killed his ass with poisoned food, IIRC.
 
Eadred said:
It's insane how we went from looking for simple solutions to making everything as complicated and frustrating as possible, because some asshole with a spreadsheet thought that cheap labor is the future.

[etc long story showing how a corp hired a bunch of jeets to gatekeep and it made everything worse]
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Never ever ever let this happen at corporations if you can. CEOs and owners are dipshits that are completely removed from the business. Every time this happens it's always the end of the company. Quickest example is companies that try to do ID cards you have to swipe and only let one person in at a time but because of jeets can't even swipe a fucking card right or they get feces all over the card, now you literally have to show up 45 fucking minutes early because it takes literally that long for everyone just to get inside and start the day.

Whenever dipshit corporations try this it always sounds good but the one problem where someone stole $5 worth of shit, it quickly becomes apparent that the stealing is just the lesser of the two evils as opposed to hiring jeets that will completely fuck up the gatekeeping. Then you see shit like employees learning to go around the system just to get their fucking jobs done which, from c-suite perspective, shows there is even more shit being "stolen", they think their jeet system is validated and they double down on the jeets etc then the cycle continues.

indomitable snowman said:
what's to stop them from using VPNs?
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$10 a month is a massive filter for jeets, they are just that poor. Remember that almost every last one can't pay for a phone plan, literally 99% of the country is both on WhatsApp (and shitty hindi whatsapp rip-offs) but also they are just fucking winging it and jumping from wifi to wifi and stealing it. Most open wifi in India is without the owner's permission, they find where the router is, break in and reset it, it happens too many times and the owner just gives up, and they have no gun rights.


Slap47 said:
The worst part is that is why techbros love them.
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I know you meant tech CEOs but literally nobody outside of that in the tech sector likes jeets.


Susie Legion Simp said:
So I assume things like that are exaggerated to some extent. or how much was just A.I. (Most A.I. was obvious imo. But then there was that Baby's corpse being paraded around.... I REALLY hope that was A.I.), but there was enough to seriously disturb me.
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Nothing in codex pajeet is exaggerated and nothing is AI with the exception of the david attenborough voice. I am not kidding.
No matter how bad it looks, you think, lol that can't possibly be real, then you google it and find a few news articles from western news sites, and scroll down to the comments and see a bunch of shitty jeets in the comments saying the same "India is beautiful" and "this is the only place in India that's like that" etc. That's how you know it's real. Google is infested by jeets and HR and they remove articles from indexing, a few slip through the cracks. Remember that they literally went way out of their way to blur the ground in all google maps photos in India - go put a pin anywhere in India on google maps. Indians are desperate to censor this shit and make you think India is some magic place where they are all riding magic carpets because they know if normie business owners know about it, their chance to get hired drops like a rock.


Edgy But Dull said:
I find it rather fascinating how much Indians love Twitter yet have failed to see how it is ruining their invasion.
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Indians are still riding high off of engagement farming which means you can make a decent amount of money and live in India (which again, isn't that much money) by going to twitter and shitting out "INDIA STRONK" memes, because there's 1.4 billion of them updooting your posts. Twitter knows about this and we're right in the middle of a slow change where they realize that the "value" of paying them the money is worthless because the "engagement" they are farming is all from other poor brown turds who aren't going to click on ads on twitter and buy anything because they have no money. Once that happens fully, indians will hate twitter.
 
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Smoke Manmuscle said:
This is an example of sound western pollution control measures being cargo culted by low IQ pajeets. The solution to pollution is dilution is a common refrain across civil engineers in the west. What it actually means is that there are safe levels for various things in the drinking water. For some, like phosphates etc, it might be 10 ppm. For others like FUCKING FLESH EATING BACTERIA it will be <1ppb.

To give you an example the Mississippi River at Memphis TN flows at around 1,000,000 gallons per minute. If you dumped a gallon a minute of something toxic it would show as 1ppm. In the US the EPA monitors this to make sure that 50 different people along the way aren’t dumping the same chemical and give out permits accordingly. In India 1000 different people dump the same shit in the river and you get something that makes the Ohio river in the 70s look like a fresh mountain spring.
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I'd love to in another life be one of these "South East Asian Correspondents" to just churn out the atrocity kino. You don't even need to do much editing.
 
AltisticRight said:
China used to have garbage heaps and allegedly the average IQ there is above 100.
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They do not. The CCP just only allows international organizations to test their elite students.

The hilarious thing is that India tried to do the same thing, only for their best-and-brightest to score second worst in the world, below many African countries.
 
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