Ok kiwi friends I am back and I am requesting you to do the needful
I have to go on a road trip to Winnipeg and since I really don't want to deal with Poo fatigue, I've decided that I wanted to play a game with my boyfriend who is equally racist on our trip.
It's "Try Not To Laugh: IRL Gas Station Poo Edition"
We're gonna be saying shit infront of each other at every gas station we have to stop at which as you know is staffed by one to two poo workers. Our goal is to make the other person laugh.
Things I'm planning on saying/doing:
-Asking the cashier his caste and then insisting he's dalit anyway
-Asking if he's Pakistani (if he is I'll say he looks Indian)
-Mention to boyfriend who i will pretend is a random white stranger I just happened to meet in this gas station that the average penis size of Indians is 4inches and then ask the cashier what he thinks about that information
-If I have to use the bathroom (which I might have to at some point unfortunately) I'm going to tell the cashier very loudly that I left him lunch in there
-Ask if there is poop in any of the food/drinks on offering
-Ask which local streets are designated for shitting
-If there's no soap in the bathroom I am putting water all over my hands, leaving the bathroom, and intentionally patting the poo employee on his bare arms with a smile and saying "There's no soap in the bathroom, but don't worry I have sanitized my hands using my piss which has antimicrobial properties."
-Pay using a card I know doesn't work (I have a few defunct cards in my wallet) and swearing "Aww Vishnu-fucking goat pussy!"
I don't know what else I should do, if you guys have any ideas that would be great. I'm in it to win it.